Shitty Minecraft Mod /SHidē mīnkraft mäd/: (noun) any unecessary mod for the game Minecraft that is fundamentally pointless but might bring an individual player delight or some other unspecified emotion•submissions openI will do my best to publish all submitted posts but unfortunately not in the order they were sent to me• I won’t post bigoted, oppressive, needlessly violent or tastelessly sexual submissionskeep it PG-13 please•note: if you think a mod posted exists in some form or another, please link me to it and I will share it•side blog: i cannot follow back•blog is run by an adult, minors are welcome to follow, but I can’t guarantee entirely clean content (though i will try to keep things tasteful), so follow accordingly
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a mod that makes baby zombies invisible if your hunger bar is full
actual hell.
#this is a baby zombie hate blog#sunshinecraft#minecraft#minecraft mods#shitty minecraft mods#baby zombies#hunger bar#ask#submission
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A mod thar lets you pet creepers and stop them from exploding
they just want hugs! but if you stop petting them they explode right away.
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A mod that adds recipes for very durable and powerful armor, weapons, and tools made out of unobtainium, but not the resource itself so you can't craft them
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A mod that adds lag to simulate having a bad computer for players with good computers.
the great equalizer.
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A mod where waking up from a bed often gives you a random status effect (slowness, hunger, nausea, health boost, etc.) for a random period of time, and you wake up at a random part of the day between sunrise and sunset. The odds of getting a bad status effect or waking up very late increase greatly the later you go to bed.
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A mod that makes axes and hoes only craftable when the sticks are on the sides of the crafting UI
#this wouldn't be that bad#idk#mintyphresh69#minecraft#minecraft mods#shitty minecraft mods#axes#hoes#crafting#ask#submission
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A mod where you have to craft a bow into a bow and arrow each time before you shoot it
yep, that’s shitty.
#just carry a crafting table and place it every single time you want to shoot an arrow#cyanscribbles#minecraft#minecraft mods#shitty minecraft mods#bow#bow and arrow#arrows#crafting#ask#submission
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A mod that makes it so that phantoms don't spawn unless you get marked for death by a witch. The only cure is a totem of undying.
i mean. if you never have a run in with a witch that means no phantoms. so unless you’re really keen on phantoms...
#not terrible#pawsforall#minecraft#minecraft mods#shitty minecraft mods#phantoms#witch#ask#submission
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Mod that makes creeper hissing sounds occur randomly every once in a while, and sometimes (not all the time) has creepers explode silently.
sounds terrible
#will anyone get this joke#my apologies if you do#time-to-spleen#minecraft#minecraft mods#shitty minecraft mods#creeper#sound effects#submission#ask
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A mod that makes it so creepers explode instantly
NO!
#i was in a ravine cave the other day and a creeper fell on me from above and exploded before i could react#it was the worst thing that ever happened to me#but someone who follows this blog told my dumb ass to use keepinventory#and that saved my bacon#thestumpyone#minecraft#minecraft mods#shitty minecraft mods#creepers#ask#submission
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a mod that makes steve minecraft gay. no changes to gameplay. its just a fact.
did you just mean vanilla minecraft
#everything in minecraft is gay and nonbinary and you'll never convince me otherwise#skelesbion#minecraft#minecraft mods#shitty minecraft mods#steve#minecraft is gay#ask#submission
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A mod in which creepers make a cat noise when they explode. That's it.
i’m not opposed.
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A mod that makes you start in the End, no supplies, no bonus chest. Either punch the Enderdagon to death or delete the mod
oh dear
#dumpster-fire-skeleton#minecraft#minecraft mods#shitty minecraft mods#ender dragon#the end#bonus chest#ask#submission
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a mod that lets you make a reverse shovel that takes dirt out of your inventory and puts it back where you found it.
#i mean#why not#bluefire-castiel#minecraft#minecraft mods#shitty minecraft mods#shovel#dirt block#ask#submission
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A mod that makes monsters that spawn in caves follow any trails of torches they find to track the player.
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A mod that sends what you type in chat to discord
so everyone on discord can know how much i cheat.
#give @marigoldmay minecraft:oak_slab 10#xxxm00s3xx#minecraft#minecraft mods#shitty minecraft mods#discord#chat#ask#submission#xxxm00s3xxx
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A mod that lets you make parrots say anything you want by enabling a microphone and speaking near them, but when they repeat it it's distorted beyong recognition.
did you ever play around with that talking gugl app circa 2010?
because honestly i wasted about 40 hours probably (spread out, not all at once, i’m not a monster) saying stuff to listen to that little monster yell it out incoherently, and so i would probably waste about another 40 hours if not more saying stuff for the parrots to squawk out too.
does that make this not shitty?
no.
still shitty.
#objectively talking gugl was pretty shitty and i cannot believe i let myself waste all that time#arescrimson#minecraft#minecraft mods#shitty minecraft mods#parrots#ask#submission
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