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I have intentionally unreasonable expectations for camping. If anyone asks me to go camping i'm gonna tell them I expect to pay nothing and be paid hourly for my time.

I expect, for the sake of my own life, to be reimbursed for the blood I will inevitably lose to hundreds of little itch-inducing needle snooted sleep disrupters.

Is it realistic? Hell no. But☝️ it WILL stop at least one person from ever asking me to go camping ever again.

Anyways I actually tried a crochet pattern instead of blindly throwing a crochet hook at a ball of yarn and made stars :]

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Has anyone made the Animal Crossing Egg Party dress a real thing? and if so, can I please be directed to photos, because its so colorful and whimsical and i love it and i want to see it in reality

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Oh man. Things are really happening.

I'm jealous of my cat and her freedom to be brainless and cozy, even if she is still just as anxious as me 😔

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I need some furniture restoration hobbyist to treat my brain like a particularly unique cabinet that needs some TLC and new wood veneer

i think it would fix the problems :]

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It sucks that i have so many ideas for things i want to see in the world, because I have no motivation to FINISH any bigger projects I start :[

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Pancake Crabs✨️

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The Beetlecap

Beetlecaps are harmless beetles, growing to a hefty 1inch in length in adulthood. They like to hang out where people frequent. Busy streets, office buildings, and malls are typical gathering points.

They avoid predators by disguising as bottlecaps and sitting still.

They are scavengers and will eat most anything they can digest.

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did you know?

She✨️

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precious babeys

also bonus, banana seal

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precious babeys

also bonus, banana seal

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got bored, made a Wanderer's Journal.

For reference,

Carving it took the longest. turns out, cutting smooth shapes into wood without making a mistake is a little difficult!

base coat

and then BOOM. CoLors

And then came the writing. Now, my handwriting isn't fantastic but I did do my best!

When society collapses due to a light-based plague, I think this'll earn some wanderer about 200 geo, don't you think?

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get snail'd

the orange is my favorite, it looks like a real orange almost :]

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BAM. CHERRY SNAILS. they're TWINS :]

also blueberry and grape bunch snails, but the grape snail is a lil funky in my opinion :p

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Do i know how to crochet? Barely.

Will that stop me from trying to make an entire cat plushie/dice bag? Of course not.

if I can't make my DM jealous of my dice storage then I have yet to acheive my peak as a human being.

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Fomo is great at getting me to do stuff, but unfortunately I would rather stew in regret and lounge in blanket nests than deal with certain people socially

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That's the radiation talking

A 6 month old post in my drafts that just sucks

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being odd and whimsical creates wonderful things!

I made a claw/finger prototype that bends a little at the knuckles if you pull the strings :]

look at that! that's what being weird does! I have a physical little thing that does something cool!!

I'm literally begging you, please be weird and queer, online and offline if you can, I want you to live life being as fascinating as possible

you'll only be alive for so long, please spend some time being odd