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okay so im not an artist but i drew my own post about sticky and artemy both assisting daniil because i felt like it needed a visual aid. the most confusing fever dream hospital stay of that patients life

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happy quarantine release day to all whom celebrate can't believe they made him even more depressed

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Pathologic IS fun actually you guys are just playing it wrong

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Literally anyone: so how will you cure the plague?

Clara:

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*taps mic 🎙️👈* is this on? *clears throat* Good Evening utopians, termites and humbles of the pathologic fandom ‼️

long story short i have spent the last few days thinking of planning out a little Thing for christmas, However. given the sensitive nature of religious beliefs and holidays i would not want to offend someone or put them in an uncomfortable position due to my own negligence. therefore,

anyone who cares to be included in said Patho Themed Christmas Thing may state their interest to do so by commenting on or reblogging this post. please be clear about your desire to be included i am horrible with social cues. 👌😐

anyone who does so Will be included (and i truly mean Anyone, we don't have to be mutuals and you don't need to have a patho-centric blog) and, likewise, if i don't see a clear declaration of interest on your behalf in my notes don't expect me to include you 🫡

(you can also declare clear disinterest if you want to, i won't mind)

also, just to be clear, this won't require any work on your behalf you can just Chill while i Take Care Of Things. 👍

it does not matter When you see this, you can always opt in or opt our Respectively (well. December 25th Is d-day so i suggest making your intentions clear before that but yeah as late as Dec. 24th you are good to go.)

i would appreciate people reblogging this since i want to reach a wider audience to make sure who really wants to be included in this or not. haha ok if not.

ok time for an Edit: to clarify a few things:

point a) while this is technically in line with christmas celebrations and traditions i won't be focusing on any Religious stuff there will be no mention of jesus. i thought this might be useful information for some

point b) if you're on the fence about joining for Reasons and you would like more details on what the Thing is please don't hesitate to message me and we can totally sort it out! i did not want to Straight Up Post what the Thing Is because i feel like the element of surprise makes everything more whimsical but the point is for eyerone to Have Fun and if that requires being a bit more informed before joining in that is totally okay!

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Hayhead's golden collection of Pathologic puns:

What kind of phone does a menkhu have?

An earth line

What happens when Grigory Filin punches someone?

They're grief stricken

What did the Bachelor say as he was blowing up the town?

One step forward, one steppe behind

Daniil isn't having a love triangle. He's having a love polyhedron.

Man, town on Gorkhon is full of bull.

What did the Saburovs say when Clara swore?

Change your lingo.

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artyom my beloved creature

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Yeah there’s a lot of good games out there like Fallout: New Vegas and Crash Bandicoot but wouldn’t you rather play a game that sucks shit and hates you for playing it

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Sorry Peter fans

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Pathologic reaction pics I made throughout the history of the blog

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Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.

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"She was a herb bride. Brides join Earth in wedlock, so that others may live. It means no one else will die today."

"I'll be alive afterwards, too. My blood will trickle down into the Earth, and I will become an herb. I hope it's swevery…"

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I have a question for Pathologic fans

Some clarification:

If you started playing it but haven't finished it, that counts as playing the game, you've had to at least attempted it. (For the sake of this poll the Marble Nest counts as Pathologic 2)

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Pathologic: you are dying. right now as we speak. time won't stop for you no matter what you do. every second brings you closer to death and there's nothing you can do to stop it

Me: haha scary! I'm so glad this is just a game and doesn't apply to real life!