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so american

summary: In which a singer known for her sad songs surprises everyone with a romantic song, and fans can’t help but try to figure out who it’s about

Lando Norris x Singer!reader

fc: Olivia Rodrigo

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yourusername I am so excited to announce my second album GUTS. GUTS is a collection of my saddest thoughts written into even sadder songs! I can’t wait for you guys to listen.

xoxo, your resident sad girl 💜

user1 I am so excited

user2 this better win a grammy

user3 why is so much of the F1 grid in her likes

user4 well they have good taste

user5 I love how all her songs are so sad

user6 It’s her brand atp

user7 it would be more surprising if she wrote a happy love song

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yourusername GUTS out NOW!!! Thank you guys for all the support. The bad idea right mv out tonight!! PS: get your tissues before you listen

Xoxo 💜

user1 yeah I cried listening to pretty isn’t pretty and what about it

user2 I LOVE YOU

chappelroan 💜 liked by author

user3 I know Alex introduced Y/N’s music to the grid

lilymhe on repeat liked by author

user4 I love their friendship

user5 tour when?

user6 not a single happy song on this album and I am living for it

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yourusername Gracias Mexico! BEST FOOD EVER!

user1 ok you ate (literally) liked by author

user2 doing everything but going on tour

alex_albon fatty

yourusername I’m telling @/lilymhe that you’re bullying me in my own comment section

lilymhe get out of her comment section @/alex_albon

lilymhe so beautiful liked by author

user3 Alex’s comment is taking me out

user4 GO ON TOUR PLEASE!!!

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lando Mexico City. Best food ever

user1 You’re so fine

user2 what is that last picture

alex_albon big back

user3 do you get deja vu

user4 what?

user3 Y/N posted a Mexico post and her caption and photos were very similar

user5 girl…..

user6 nurse she’s out again

user7 wow so crazy 2 people went to Mexico and ate food there 😑

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yourusername thank you for all the love on GUTS! I am so excited to announce the GUTS world tour

xoxo, your resident sad girl!

user1 FINALLY

user2 YAYAYAYA

user3 what is lando doing in the likes

user4 you guys have to stop making a big deal about stuff like this

chappellroan see you soon!

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yourusername I LOVE LONDON

user1 gorgeous

user2 did you find a London boy?

lilymhe do you love London or a London boy? liked by author

yourusername woah this was unnecessary

user3 WAIT WHATTT

user4 is our resident sad girl not a sad girl anymore????

user5 is this part of a soft launch?

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yourusername guts (spilled) out on friday!!!

user1 IM SO EXCITED

user2 more sad songs to cry to

lando 💜

user3 HELLO!!!!

user4 guys this has to mean something

user5 lando in the comments has to be a confirmation

user6 i’m lowkey here for lando and y/n

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yourusername and he says I’m so american

user1 HELLO SO AMERICAN???!!!

user2 our girl is in love

user3 “everybody’s falling in love and I’m falling behind”

user4 Lando in the likes again

user5 what if so american is about him?

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yourusername and he laughs at all my jokes

user1 girl whose arm is that!!!

user2 no one can convince me that she’s dating lando

user3 oh she’s in love LOVE

lilymhe ily

yourusername ily more

lando 💜 liked by author

user4 sir what are you doing here

user5 HELLO!!???

user6 this is confirmation

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lando red light, stop signs

user1 bro just snuck a soft launch in there

user2 the driver’s license lyric!!!

user3 that’s @yourusername for sure

yourusername 💜 liked by author

user4 the hearts on each others post is driving me insane

F1gossip Lando Norris and singer Y/N L/N spotted together. Will there be a new wag in the paddock?

user1 OH MY GOD

user2 this means we are getting more songs like so american

user3 called it

user4 yall need to just focus on the race and not the driver’s life

user5 please shut up

user6 how do they even know each other

user7 y/n and lily have been friends for years so that’s probably how they met

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lando I do laugh at her jokes

yourusername I am so funny guys

lando yes you are babe

user1 your honor I love them

user2 AHHHHH

alex_albon everyone act shocked

carlossainz55 😱😒

maxverstappen1 😱😒

georgerussell63 😱😒

oscarpiastri 😱😒

maxfewtrell 😱😒

lando ok leave me alone

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yourusername am i still the resident sad girl?

lando my american girl

yourusername so american!!!

alex_albon get this off my instagram

yourusername get out of my comment section

carlossainz55 I remember when he used to take pictures of me like that

yourusername booooo

lilymhe i love you guys liked by author

user1 him taking a picture of her OMG

user2 the 3rd picture is the picture that she took of him 😭

lando 💜

yourusername 💜

A/N: literally why did it take me more than a month to post. Guys if there is errors in this let’s just ignore them. I feel like this is lowkey boring but whatever. Short n Sweet update coming soon!!!! LOVE YA!

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Please Please Please 💋

Summary: In which break up rumors are shut down or are they

taste (part 1)

good graces (part 3)

(Twitter.com)

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shawnmendes good morning Paris!

user1 so hot

user2 weren’t y/n and Shawn seen together in L.A.

user3 those pictures have to be old

user4 or they were taken a couple days ago and then he flew to Paris

yourusername oui oui

user5 not liking your own girlfriend’s comment is crazy

user6 no one can convince me that he actually likes her

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yourusername DISNEY!! I think I walked more today than I have in my entire life.

user1 lando is a fan just like us

user2 he’s always here within 5 minutes

user3 NEW MUSIC WHEN

user4 where is Shawn?

user5 it’s so weird that she’s always liking and commenting on his posts but he doesn’t

user6 not this again

(2 months later)

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yn.updates Shawn was spotted cozying up to a mystery girl in Spain, sources say they spent the whole weekend together. So now fans are asking—did he cheat on Y/N, or are they already over?

user1 I knew I was right to hate him

user2 landoyn shippers rise

user3 PLEASE THEY HAVE NEVER MET

user4 Lando in the likes in sending me

user5 he’s such an asshole . Who cheats on y/n

user6 they could have broken up

user7 defending him is crazy

lando has followed yourusername

a/n: this only took me like an hour and a half so there are definitely mistakes let’s just ignore that. The storyline is going to get better I swear, this is just build up. Also do we like the lace divider?

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Short n’ Sweet part 1

Hehe part 1 of Short n’ Sweet is out now!!!!! It took me so long and I watched so many episodes of new girl while writing it, which I’m not mad about. More out soon!

Go read

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Taste 💋

Summary: In which an F1 driver is caught in the likes of an update post and fans are speculating about the status of y/n’s relationship.

please please please (part 2)

a/n: Sorry if there are typos

(Twitter.com)

Liked by lando and others

Yourusername 1 year of emails i can’t send!! Thank you for all the support. LOVE YA ❤️

user1 MY ALBUM OF THE YEAR

user2 why is Lando in the likes?

user3 who is that?

user2 he’s an f1 driver

user4 maybe he just listens to music??

user5 Where is Shawn?

user6 they have to be broken up.

user7 you guys have to stop trying to pick apart their relationship

madelyncline my beautiful beautiful girl

yourusername I love you so much

Liked by user3, user5, lando, and others

yn.updates Speculation has grown that Y/N and Shawn may have ended their relationship. The two began dating nearly a year ago after collaborating on music, but they haven’t been seen together in nearly a month—and neither has posted about the other during that time.

user1 I actually hate them together! My diva deserves better

user2 wait I love them together

user3 you might be the only one

user4 LANDO IN THE LIKES IS SO MESSY

user5 I hope he’s a Shawn hater too

user6 why does everyone hate Shawn?

user7 I think people hate him because he has never put in as much effort in their relationship

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lando you ready?

user1 new season!!!!!

user2 this is your year

user3 I didn’t forget about you being messy a month ago

user4 wait what?

user3 a month ago lando liked a @ynupdate post about y/n and shawn breaking up

user5 that isn’t really that crazy but ok

a/n: This one is kinda short and boring but it took so long lol!! I am slowly losing my mind. I promise the next part will be more entertaining I just needed to start the story and there are so many parts so some may be boring.

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Short n’ Sweet (Deluxe) 💋 — LN4

Pairing: Lando Norris x Singer!Reader (SMAU)

Face claim: Sabrina Carpenter

Summary: In which a singer goes through a breakup and a certain F1 driver is a bit too excited about her being single again.

A/N: First series/first actual post!!! I am so excited about being able to write this. I am so sorry if it is a bit messy or if there are any grammatical errors. Updates may be a bit slow but I promise I will have them up. Also the timeline is going to be so wack so let’s just ignore that! Not including please please please ft. Dolly Parton because it’s not really a new song on deluxe.

Taste

⤷ Summary: In which an F1 driver is caught in the likes of an update post and fans are speculating about the status of y/n’s relationship.

Please Please Please

⤷ Summary: In which break up rumors are shut down or are they

Good Graces

⤷ Summary: *coming soon*

Sharpest Tool

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Coincidence

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Bed Chem

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Espresso

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Dumb & Poetic

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Slim Pickins

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Couldn’t Make it Any Harder

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Busy Women

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Bad Reviews

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