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Sounds like my kind of protest.

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

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I use the RWDE tag to finally prove that I’m a person with shi- er, good I think , opinions.

People will accuse people who hate Jaune’s writing of having all sorts of alternative reasons for disliking it, but if any of them are the reason, then why don’t any of them apply to me and yet I still don’t like the way Jaune is written? Hell, I don’t like the way a lot of the show is written, but these alternative reasons still don’t apply.

They can’t say I just hate that he ‘gets in the way of my lesbian ship’, because I don’t really ship anyone in RWBY. It would be cool if Bumbleby or some other wlw/mlm ship happened since then there would be more queer rep in the show, but if it doesn’t happen, I’m honestly not invested enough in any possible romantic ship in the show to be bothered.

They can’t say I hate him because I just want to ‘complain and whine’ because I don’t actually make that many posts on the topic. I occasionally critique the show (as in I’ve made all of 2 posts about it), but I’m more disappointed with the show and Jaune’s character than angry.

They can’t say I hate him because he’s a man or something like that, because there are men on the show I do like, and plenty of male characters in other shows that I like as well.

They can’t say I’ve been reading too many RWDE posts or unfair critique because I didn’t start reading any until recently, and even then only occasionally. I thought the show was badly-written while I was watching it, and most of my critiques remain the same, so outside influence isn’t a factor.

They can’t say I’m only upset that monty isn’t involved any more because I never really knew that much about him and his involvement in the creative process. I heard that he died, which was sad, but nothing more than that. I also started watching pretty late (I think by the time volume 2 or 3 was already out?) so I wasn’t super attached to the earlier volumes, though I do think the potential shown in those earlier volumes has been squandered.

They can’t even say that I’m upset that he gets more screen time than my favourite characters. Like, don’t get me wrong, I do think he gets focus where other characters should have it, but I don’t really care enough about any of the other characters other than Ren and Nora to be mad that he’s taking focus from them. With Ren and Nora, I’m fine with them being minor characters because they’ve always been like that, and the few moments they get in the spotlight are always good. The time where they were travelling with Jaune and Ruby was particularly pleasing to me, though I think they should have shown a bit more emotion about Pyrhha’s death. I don’t perceive Jaune as ‘stealing’ focus from the because they never had that much to be stolen to begin with, which is fine, because that means their writing is consistent. It’s him getting more focus than the four main girls which is where I find the flaws, but again, that can’t be because I’m ‘mad’ about him stealing screen time from my fave characters, because none of the main characters are my faves. The problems I have with him getting more focus than others are purely technical, and I believe they bring the fundamental quality of the story down.

They also can’t accuse me of being hypocritical for ‘hating the show but yet still watching it’, or say instead of critiquing it I should 'just stop watching it’, because… I have. I’ve stopped watching it. I haven’t seen volume 5 and have no plans to. That doesn’t mean I don’t still have opinions about what I HAVE seen, or that I can’t be disappointed that something that had potential didn’t follow up on it. Also, again, I don’t hate the show, nor do I hate Jaune. I just think they’re bad, because as far as I can tell from a writing standpoint, they are.

Sometimes shows get a lot of criticism because the show has outside influences interfering, or because people can be mean, or for other reasons. But sometimes, when a show has a lot of people saying it’s bad, there’s a reason. Sometimes that reason is that people are recognising what they see.

Sometimes bad things are just bad.

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PSA

Pedophilia is the love of young children aged 10 and under.

Hebephilia is the love of people aged 11-14

Ephebophilia is the love of people 15-19

If you are going to accuse someone of being something, use the right terminology.

Am I glad I’m into Teleiophilia!

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On Jewwario

Does this mean that making terrible jokes about him is okay now!?

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The Truth

The truth is, if you go around bitching and moaning about how life has treated you...

Remember that the word potato exists.

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I seriously read that as ants. What did ants ever do to you?

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No more sexiness.

Just recently I was told that making my posts asking for more fanservice in my shows is not going to work with the showrunners! It’s almost like talking through my ass at people and complaining about things that aren’t important is pointless and harassing people is not going to change anything, except how my posts are going to m ake me look!

It means I have to stop this blog. When I started this blog, I had a dream. I adream of more abs. I love abs, boobs, butts, and Stephen Colbert, so I had to do something about. So I made a journey up to Moron Mountain, to find the Perverted Hermit.

The Hermit explai9nted to me that I need to make a news blog showcasing fanservice. I then told him there was a already a website like that, so he told me to make a tumblr pblog, because that’s the 365th best thing.

So, that’s how I got onto tumblr, with my magic keyboard. Are you still reading this? I mean, does anyone really care about these long-ass posts? They don’t, they just want to get back to their cat tumblrs because that’s what makes them happy. 

This sentence is filler.

Anyway, how was your sexlife? The thing about theses posts is I want to show the beauty of people! So it depresses me that I have to make this post saying that I quit.

Seriously, making long ass posts is boring as sin, I mean, why bother? No one cares, just get to the fucking point already! No one really believes your sob story about how a banana bombed Pearl Harbor, they can do their own damn research to say that isn’t true.

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A message

The reason I want fanservice is because I believe that everyone is beautiful on the inside. No matter who you are, who you bang, or what you believe in, you’re beautiful. Love everyone, don’t hate.

Also, boobs.

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Dilfs

Whos the better DILF, Taiyang or Vegeta?

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I like to watch Dragon Ball Z

My main problem is...

Why aren’t Caulifla and Kale fighting topless!? Damn it, DBZ is made for adults, isn’t it!?

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I have returned with but a message...

Xenoverse...

Has the booty.

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The last post of the night...

I’m real. Very real.

In fact, I’m watching you right now, Steve.

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It’s time...

Send Miles and Kerry this: Make a shower scene for the RWBY cast, or we make one!

That is my ultimatum, that is my wish, that is my fetish.

It’s time we rose up against our libido suppressors!

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Terra Branford

Hottest Final Fantasy summon or no?

Discuss.

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Bara

Jaune and Ren need more Bara scenes

That is all.

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We are LWDE

WE are LWDE.

You cannot see us

You cannot touch us

You cannot feel us

We are all that stands between sexiness, and total lack of libido.

You cannot stop us!

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What RWBY needs...

There’s a lot of criticisms about RWBY, and I feel I need to add in my two cents: RWBY needs more bikini scenes! I can’t stress this enough! Every scene they tease us with the characters getting skimpier clothing, but its not enough! We need Jaune in a thong and Yang in a barely there bikini, god damn it!

Write to Miles and Kerry-no, write to your fucking congressman! We need more bikinis!