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This is a test! :D

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you don't have to take anything i say seriously, but my mom has a scarily accurate gaydar and has guessed people i would have never expected to be gay or bi accurately. anyway, out of curiosity, showed her a pic of bts and asked her if there was a gay member and she immediately points to V. and just to be sure it wasn't a fluke, i showed her multiple pics of bts, telling her they were all different groups asking who's gay. each time she pointed at v!!

your mom is a legend

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Like Old Times

Jeongguk: Hey, Tae. Remember when you used to kiss my injuries away when we were younger?

Taehyung: Of course, Gukkie.

Jeongguk: Can you do it again, hyung?

Taehyung: Awww...okay. You don't seem hurt, though.

Jeongguk, whispering to Jimin: You're short as fuck.

Jimin: [Kicks his balls]

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TAEKOOK (probably)

Taehyung: I love you, Gukkie.

Jeongguk: Bro, that's super gay.

Taehyung, pouting: Guk, it's our five-year anniversary.

Jeongguk, tucking a strand of hair behind Taehyung's ear: I know, I was just joking. Happy anniversary, love. I love you, our children and our five dogs.

Taehyung: Awww, Gukkie. I'm so-

Jeongguk: No homo tho.

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When is part 2 of Tae's not so straight tendencies coming?

I’ve been busy with university :( I’m sorry. I’ll get to it when I have time 

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Yoongi teaches Taehyung vocabulary: "Master baiting"

Taehyung: Hey, hyung. What do you call a person who's great at fishing?

Yoongi: A master...baiter.

Taehyung: Masterbater? In that case, I must be the ultimate masterbater!

Seokjin: Tae-

Taehyung: I'm a masterbater with my left hand, I'm a masterbater with my right hand-

Namjoon: Taehyung, I don-

Taehyung: I'm the best at handling my rod!

Jeongguk: What?! We all know I'm the best at everything! I challenge you for the title of masterbater!

Hoseok: Can someone please do something about this?

Jimin: I'll be the referee.

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KIM TAEHYUNG’S NOT SO STRAIGHT TENDENCIES (a.k.a his gayest moments) PART 1

(I cannot provide media proof since that’ll take a lot of time, but if you observe Kim Taehyung, you’ll get what I’m saying. Also, my native tongue is not english so I’m gonna have to ask you to excuse my shortcomings lol)

Before anything, I’d like to say that I acknowledge that Kim Taehyung is definitely a beautifully unique person who has shown time and time again how a person can have so many different sides. I am aware that he is the embodiment of affection and appreciates physical contact BUT SOME THINGS BEYOND THIS ARE JUST HARD TO IGNORE.

1.      Muscle Kink

-This may be something the less observable fans may have overlooked. There have been several instances when our dear Taehyung had been a little bit too enthusiastic about feeling up other men’s biceps and abs. I have seen him many times, feeling up the other members, particularly Hoseok (in one of the latest Bon Voyage episodes), Seokjin (during their earlier days), Jimin (occasionally, I distinctly remember him feeling up Jimin’s abs) and Jungkook (on several different times, he even bit his biceps for fuck’s sake). Even Namjoon from time to time. And I’m certain that he had not only felt them up casually, if his lip bites were anything to go by. (BONUS: His whole reaction to that one shirtless crew member during one of the episodes in Bon Voyage S2?! He was definitely checking him out, look at the video I posted if you wanna know what I’m talking about)

-We all know he also has an affinity to being carried. I have never seen him show any negative reaction when being manhandled by his members. I expect that we all know his legendary moments when he purposely climbed onto other members’ backs for a piggy back ride or randomly clings onto them like a koala. I have seen videos from 2014 til today that can prove this. I remember that Seokjin tended to play around with him and carried him bridal style during their fansigns earlier back then. Also, he seemed very happy when Nate picked him up when they were saying goodbye during AHL. I’ve also seen him demand piggy back rides from Hoseok, Jimin and Jungkook. Sure, he may have complained during a particular BTS Festa back then about Jungkook throwing him whenever he annoyed the maknae, but seriously? Why would he even bother Jungkook again and again if he knew the outcome was him being thrown around their dorm? The maknae even said that he’d repeat annoying him for about thirty times? Something doesn’t seem right there. (Also, while “complaining” I didn’t really see him be seriously troubled by it? I don’t know if it’s just me).

-Did you also see how he held back his smile and tried to hide his excitement when he got a piggy back ride from one of is Hwarang members during a photoshoot? Our Gucci boy literally had sparkles in his eyes. (Also in Hwarang, when Hyunsik just did the ‘dip’ with him? Y’know that that step in salsa. During one of their photoshoots/interviews, when his hyung finally finished his shoot, he went and bulldozed Tae off his feet. I didn’t see him complaining though, he even had a huge smile).

-When Seokjin got pissed at them (him and Jimin) during ISAC 2017 and he carried Taehyung towards where he threw his shoes, our little Taetae was giggly the whole time and was completely flustered when it ended. (Also with Seokjin, when they were promoting the Wings album, he suddenly clung onto him and let himself be carried just like old times).

-The legendary Taekook moment during their concert in Japan. I forgot where it was (Nagoya?). It was around 2016, if i’m not mistaken, when he got on Jungkook’s back during their “Attack  on Bangtan” performance. He clung to him like a life line and he was truly enjoying himself. (Bonus: when he also asked for a shoulder ride).

-Let’s not forget the instances when he just praised other members’ bodies. Like, saying “Rapmon-hyung has the best body” and “Jungkook has a nice body”. I’m sure there are a lot more, but I can’t remember.

2.      Girls

-Before anything else, I’m not ruling out any possibility of him being interested in the opposite gender (because girls are fucking hot, trust me), but he has not shown any genuine interest in them? I know that some of the fans would mention the Star King thing? The one where this girl was teaching them exercises. I honestly get annoyed when they make inappropriate jokes about this because there was nothing really sexual about it at all? I mean, yeah, he glanced from time to time but wouldn’t it be awkward and disrespectful to not look at an instructor? (Others may say “but what about his facial expression?” Bitch, what facial expression? All I saw was him trying to do the exercise and being in slight pain while doing so because he doesn’t exercise regularly for shit). You can also see that he was seriously trying to get the position right so he observed well (he even did that cute little wall exercise for couples with the other male mc).

-I also notice that in award shows, he doesn’t look particularly enthusiastic about girl group performances. Sure, he dances along to the catchy ones but unlike other people, he doesn’t really give that much attention to it? (I understand that it is disrespectful for them to stare, but I don’t think he feels the urge to do so, he can give sneaky glances but I don’t see him doing that. Just pure enjoyment and appreciation of music).

-During YamanTV (?) I’m not sure if the title is correct. One male MC suddenly felt the need to voice out his opinion about Taehyung’s looks. Out of the blue, he praised Taehyung for being very handsome (which made him shy), and then added “you must be very popular with girls” which stopped him momentarily from talking (he laughed at the comment), but then just continued talking like nothing happened.

-His general non-chalance about how girls could perceive his actions. There are a loooooooooooooot of instances like this. When he was MC-ing with this other female idol, and he just acted naturally goofy the whole time; when he added sound effects to his comments when BTS and Twice were being interviewed about their songs (he got shy at first like how most people would react but he got over it instantly and went to do aegyo while imitating the girl group’s song); when he literally twerked over the speaker during New Year(?) while the other members of Red Velvet stared at him like he’s a madman during an award show; AND his shameless flirting with his members during award shows, while in the presence of female groups e.g. Taejin being playful at MAMA and TAEKOOK goofing off during Golden Disk Awards while girl group members were literally behind them).

 3.      Spontaneous moments

-I think he is generally a spontaneous person and gaddamit, he does some pretty questionable things when his bout of craziness comes around:

-When he kissed Jungkook’s ears during one of the Festas, I literally just stared for a few seconds because WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? (That’s how not you get voted as the favourite hyung).

-Seokjin’s graduation where he swiped some cake from Jin’s lips with his thumb and literally sucked it, then smirking immediately after. (JESUS CHRIST)    

-In their earlier days when he grabbed the back of Seokjin’s head and pulled him in until they were nose to nose (in an AIRPORT WTF).

-Randomly acknowledging another man’s attractiveness. He would praise Hoseok from time to time, saying he’s the most handsome; suddenly saying that Jungkook is sexy during bon voyage season 1 AND (this one took me by surprise) When they were in one interview with the Hwarang cast and they were watching some memorable scenes, Tae said “You’re so handsome” out of the blue when he saw Hyungsik’s character THEN he proceeded to be flustered and looked like he didn’t have the intention to say it out loud like that. He said it with a somewhat exasperated tone that fangirls have when they come to admire their male crushes. He was so shocked that he voiced it out and became silent afterwards.

-Playing with male idols’ ears. This has somewhat become an endearing move when it comes to Taekook since he does it to the maknae all the time, BUT we should also take note that he does it to male idols who catch his interest (?) Bogum and Sungjae eventually became his friends, right? AND SPEAKING OF BOGUM. No, I’m not gonna talk about their Jeju date since straight men can also have “platonic dates”. Admittedly, it was very cute though. I am, however, gonna point out about Tae’s fixation on him. I have seen Tae interact with several idols and, for me, none of them had caught Tae’s interest as much as Bogum did. When he first saw him MC-ing during an award show, he immediately played with his ears and sent several glances in his direction the whole time. (Not to mention he barely even looked at Irene, who was also MC-ing with Bogum even though she was the one talking). It was also said that he approached Bogum first backstage and asked for his contact. Then when he was asked during celebrity bromance, he said that he contacted Bogum every day. Also, out of all his friends idol friends outside Bangtan, he only ever bothered to set up pre-planned dates with Bogum. You know what? I’ll talk about the Jeju thing anyway. Why would he choose to spend the day immediately after a tiring concert, to immediately fly to Jeju with him during one of their rare rest days? (I’m not implying that they’re dating, what I’m saying is that there is definitely an attraction that comes with that much effort, BONUS: have you heard of the Korean reddit user who said Bogum bought him a drink when he was in PULSE (a gay bar) and stated that Bogum had a super famous person with him that night and they left together?). Having said that, he may find comfort in hanging out with people who…share his sentiments.  

-Finally, the randomest shit he’s ever done this month. Sit on Jeon Jeongguk’s lap. Come on, you’re lying of you say that that didn’t surprise you at least a little bit. (BONUS they were both so GENUINELY flustered when it happened, it kinda looked like it felt awkward for the other members).

NOTE: This is part 1 and I basically put all the light stuff here. The heavy stuff is for the part 2. So, I’m sorry if you think this was a waste of time, but I think part 2 is where the serious stuff is at. I’ll be mentioning there his relationship with members, some BigHit stuff (Stigma and the like) and a little about his background

AGAIN: I AM NOT STATING THAT HE IS GAY. He may be perfectly straight and is actually just a very VERY touchy person BUT please respect my opinion and I will respect yours. I WILL LOVE HIM NO MATTER WHAT HE IS AND NO MATTER WHO HE LOVES SOOOO…UNTIL THEN :)

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yesss post it, i'm interested to see what your opinion is

Before anything else, I’d like to emphasize the word OPINION :) These are just thoughts that I have .-. but I will post it one I’m done with it. ALSOOOOOOOOOO, english isn’t my first language so you might come across some mistakes here and there AND I wrote these during the dead of the night so...yea, expect a lot of shitttuuu

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I KINDA HAVE AN ANALYSIS/OPINION ON KIM TAEHYUNG’S SEXUALITY BUT I’M AFRAID THE HETEROS MIGHT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY AND GIVE ME SHIT, SHOULD I POST IT?

Is anyone interested? I mean, i might get dragged to hell by the hets so I’m not quite sure but I want to share some insights...

Also, this might be seen as intrusive by the general public but it’s just an unpopular opinion? I mean people post things about bangtan being gay all the time but some people are too sensitive .-. AND I WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING TO INTENTIONALLY HURT BTS, ESPECIALLY THE BABIEST BOY OF ALL BABY BOYS, KIM “THE OUT OF THIS WORLD BEAUTY” TAEHYUNG. 

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Intervention

Namjoon: You talk to him!

Seokjin: What?! No, you do!

Taehyung: What's going on? Why did you call for me?

Namjoon: Ummm...Taehyung, the staff said that you calling Jeongguk 'baby' might give people the wrong idea.

Seokjin: Yea, we'd appreciate it if you stop doing so.

Taehyung: Sure, that's fine. Oh, there's Jeongguk right now.

Jeongguk: Hey, hyung.

Taehyung: Hi, daddy.

Jeongguk:

Namjoon & Seokjin: [chokes on air]

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Let's be honest

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Taekook Movie Night

Jeongguk, watching the couple on the screen kiss: I just realized that this is kinda gay...

Taehyung: ...Yea

Jeongguk: ...

Jeongguk: Wanna make it gayer?

Taehyung: [sits on Jeongguk's lap]

Taehyung: Don't mind if I do.

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Dare

Jeongguk: Okay, I want you to kiss the first person who enters through that door.

Hoseok: Dude! What if-

Taehyung: [enters the room]

Hoseok: Oh, wow. Okay, I can definitely- What are you doing?

Jeongguk, holding a shocked Taehyung by the waist: Demonstrating.

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Caught

Namjoon: Jeongguk, do you have any idea what your actions with Taehyung during the concert meant?

Jeongguk: [closes 7217 tabs about mating dances and rituals]

Jeongguk: I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Jeongguk's joke

Jeongguk: Hey, hyung. Wanna hear a joke about my dick?

Taehyung: Umm...no-

Jeongguk: Never mind, it's too long.

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Namjoon's Advice

Jeongguk: *sighs*

Namjoon: What's the problem, young one?

Jeongguk: Hyung, there's...something I want to do, but I'm afraid to do it. Y'know that feeling?

Namjoon: Don't let fear stop you from doing what you love, Guk.

Jeongguk, pulling his phone out: Thanks, hyung.

Namjoon: So, what's your first course of action?

Jeongguk: Call Taehyung and tell him to prepare his ass.

Namjoon: What do yo-

Jeongguk: I'm gonna do him so good.

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Rulers

Jeongguk: What are you saying? I'm as straight as a ruler!

Taehyung, in tight pants: *passes by*

Yoongi: I only see one straight thing right now

Yoongi, looking at Jeongguk's crotch: and it's not 12 inches long.