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EI DID NOTHING TO TAKE CARE OF HER CHILDREN

BIRD MOM FOR THE WIN

Round One Part Two

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WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL START OF THE LAWYER BLOOD BATH

ROUND 1 BEGINS ON MONDAY, MARCH 6TH, AT 7AM EST!

Important Note: These match-ups were randomized if they are unfair it is completely accidental

Meet the Contestants:

1. Pheonix Wright (Ace Attorney)

2. Sae Niijima (Persona 5)

3. Saul Goodman (Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul)

4. Jeff Winger (Community)

5. Elle Woods (Legally Blonde)

6. Harvey Dent/Two Face (Batman)

7. Former Lawyer Dio Brando (Jojo’s bizarre adventure)

8. Vincent Knott (Widdershins)

9. Stock Photo Lawyer (Stock Photos)

10. Matt Murdock (MCU)

11. Yanfei (Genshin Impact)

12. Gallerian Marlon (Evillious Chronicles)

13. Terezi Pyrope (Homestuck)

14. Rosa (Tears of Themis)

15. Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)

16. Johnathan Harker (Dracula)

Make your propaganda, endorse your faves, make sure to ask me if you have questions, and may the best and swagiest lawyer win!!!

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COME ON KUBOYASU HAD A MULLET

ROUND 2, MATCH 1 - SIDE B

WE GOT TWO FAN-FAVOURITES TOE TA TOE RIGHT 'ERE! DOES YUSUKE STILL GOT IT, OR IS KUBOYASU'S SQUAD GONNA SEND 'IM PACKIN'?!

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If anyone wants to know, about 17 of these crimes count. I tried to make sure these apply, but some of them might not count.

The crimes on this list commited by Scaramouche includes: mass murder, contract killing, arson, sabotage, kidnapping, trespassing, assault, hacking, assault with a deadly weapon, theft, breaking and entering, bribery, treason, conspiracy, poisoning, destabilizing governments, and vandalism.

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LET SAIKI SAY THE FUCK WORD 2023

Watching some Saiki K. "Good grief" doesn't have the same punch in English

He should get to say fucks sake

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i meant voters lmao, i forgot the word

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SCARAMOUCHE FANS, WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST OTHER PURPLE HAIRED EMOS????

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NOT AGAIN

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i'm sorry i gotta pick perry, he's an ace icon

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you know i'm voting for the one that pissed on the moon

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THATS WHAT QIQI GETS FOR RUINING MY 50/50s

The Icy Depths of Icy Death

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LET'S GO EDGY CHIHUAHUA BOY!!!!!!

CHUUNIBYOU SHOWDOWN ROUND 1

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Guys, Zhongli is a DRAGON and will ramble about tea and history. Not to mention, he's thousands of years old and can still win in a battle of both wits and strength. He's just cool

ROUND 1A