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Doubt Academy 3 in a nut shell
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#hi katsuo hi daiki
techy how dare u
Imagine your OTP finally getting their happy ending in the afterlife.
#we don't talk about da2b#we don't talk about katsuo#we don't talk about daiki#because it always ends in tears
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#sometimes i wish i had a pocket saori who will wipe my tears and pat my cheeks and tell me all the words i need to hear when i'm sad
this tho.
"If someone tells me it's wrong to hope, I will tell them they're wrong every time. I could tell them that countless times."
“‘Life can be difficult and unforgiving but you are so very strong to have made it this far, and I love you very, very much…!’”
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MONOBEAR NO.
... Okay, I have to ask. What's this white nonsense in the blood on the floor? Tickets? Medical supplies?
"Again with the ‘white stuff!?’”
"It’s like you bastards have some sort of… white stuff fetish! What was that called again? B…ach? Bu…chanan? Buk…owski?”
"Whatever. The bottom line is that it’s disgusting. You’re disgusting. You should be ashamed.”
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Aqua Ooshima is my god.
Yo... Uh... I was *pretty* sure Nicanor was a dude but like... this thing says 'cervical' trauma. Is this a typo or somethin'?
"…"
"……"
"How did they let you into a school as prestigious as Hope’s Peak, anyway?"
“‘Cervical’ refers to the spine, you idiot. Do you have a brain the size of a goldfish?”
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[gun oil | takumitsu]
1.of monsters and men - love love love | 2.darren criss - not alone | 3.j minus - k’s lulluby/moon | 4.teagan & sara - closer | 5. semi precious weapons - look at me | 6.dvorak - serenade for strings in e major, op. 22 - (4) larghetto | 7.ed sheeran - kiss me | 8.florence + the machine - never let me go | 9.nicolarmarfi - to become one | 10.ludo - manta rays | 11.rihanna - we found love
[reblogging again for updated cover art and shit]
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have you ever shipped a ship so hard you forgot it wasn’t canon
#literally everyone who ships takumitsu#including me#IT'S NOT CANON YET#BUT BY GOD THEY WILL PROBABLY DO THE DO
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LOLOLOLOL NOW MY ASK/SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN!
FUCK HOW AM I SO BAD AT THIS?
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Even More Drabbles
Leave a “Amuse Me” in my ask, and I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer your up.
Leave a “Break Me” in my ask, and I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.
Leave a “Call Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Drink Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours.
Leave a “Enamor Me” in my ask, and I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Fight Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours.
Leave a “Get Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character saving yours.
Leave a “Haunt Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours[as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Invite Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to
Leave a “Join Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Kill Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.
Leave a “Love Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.
Leave a “Mourn Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death.
Leave a “Nurse Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.
Leave a “Offer Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift.
Leave a “Paint Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Quite Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Remember Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Shag Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters.
Leave a “Tell Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Unbind Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Value Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them.
Leave a “Wed Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “X Me” in my ask, and I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.]
Leave an “Yahoo Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.]
Leave an “Zip Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]
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send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
shops for groceries
kills the spiders
comes home drunk at 3am
makes breakfast
remembers to feed the fish
decorates the apartment
initiates duets
falls asleep first
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you know this delay in astral cabal- i hope it isnt too long
otherwise we may have to become more creative than this in our ways to pass the time
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BEST MOMENT OF DA3 GOODBYE YOU MEMES GOROU WINS EVERYTHING SHOWS OVER G O HOME.
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Aqua Ooshima, ladies and gentlemen.
Yo, can I have her wheelchair?
"What, do you plan on having races with it? Go for it, kid. The backpack’s still attached, too. I’d watch out for all the blood, though."
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fake!married is the best trope and i never tire of it no matter how many are written and how badly they end up being. undercover!married is even better. “we have to lull our adversary into complacency by being as MARRIED AS POSSIBLE.”
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sometimes i wonder what surfaces in gaia mitsu hasn't masturbated on
but then I stop being an awful person.
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During my ongoing search to find the most awful movies ever made, I stumbled and fell head first into these 9 films and it was true love at first watch. Unlike regular awful movies you follow for 5 minutes before turning off and feel like throwing out a window, these all descend into comedic genius for the entirely wrong reasons and are the epitome of the phrase “so bad it’s good”. I’ve included links and torrents because you all need to watch and experience these.
The Room [watch here] [torrent/download here] One of the most famous unintentional comedies, The Room stars it’s writer/producer/director Tommy Wiseau opposite a woman playing his fiance (“future wife”) and is porn acting without the porn. The title holds true as there is only approximately 5 sets of different rooms in the whole film, including some lovely stock footage of the Golden Gate Bridge which is used numerous times. Every scene opens and ends with people entering rooms and introducing themselves, then having to go without explanation and the entire film seems like an alien’s portrayal of how they assume humans interact with each other. It somehow managed to cost $6 million to make and it was worth every penny.
Troll 2 [watch here] [torrent/download here] The famous line “they’re eating her, and then they’re going to eat me, oh my gaaaaawd” (x) is not the only part of this film worth attention, as everything else is equally awful to the point of hilarity. It’s the answer to that age old question, “What would happen if a horror movie sequel was written by a man who can’t write, starred people who can’t act, got directed by a man who can’t direct, and given mainstream funding and attention?” and thus this film was made. Terrible acting from everyone complimented by the equally terrible cinematography and special effects make this movie perfect.
Manos: The Hands of Fate [watch here/watch here] One of Quentin Tarantino’s favourite films and it’s not hard to see why, this is the definition of a terribly brilliant movie. The entire film was shot with a hand-held camera that could only record 32 seconds of film at a time and without sound so all the lines were dubbed later by two men and one woman… let that give insight on how horrendous this film is. Originally intended to be a scary horror movie, this quickly and unintentionally slips into one of the best satires of the genre and becomes a great comedic parody, amplified only by it’s authentic vintage quality.
Going Overboard [watch here] One of my favourite things to do is watch old Adam Sandler comedies from the 90s that I used to love as a child only to question how did I ever find this shit funny? This however isn’t one of those films; this is just bad… really, really, really bad. I can’t even describe how bad this film is, you have to just watch it. The movie revolves around the life of a young man played by Sandler, whose character’s name is Schecky Moskowitz (ho-ho-ho, Jewish name humor at it’s finest!) and he works a boring job on a cruise ship hoping to become a great comedian in cruise ship comedy… that is literally it. It’s terrifically awful and a must-see comedy that is funny for all the wrong reasons.
Plan 9 from Outer Space [watch here] [torrent/download here] Directed by the king of terrible films, Ed Wood. A man known for his poor production value and awful set design and special effects, this film exemplifies it all so very well. Aliens, Zombies, and Vampires are all present in this Horror Sci-Fi and the humerus aspect of the film is made clear the moment it starts and you realize “what the fuck is this?”. Shotty props and even worse directing, a Zombie knocks over a cardboard grave and it’s just left in the final release. With dialogue so dumb it almost seems ad-libbed by drunk relatives at a family gathering trying to be funny and failing, this film is absolutely horribly fantastic.
Sharktopus [watch here] [torrent/download here] I don’t even know what to say about this; an experiment gone wrong creates a half octopus/shark hybrid which goes around killing people while it’s scientist creator tries to find a way to hunt and kill it. I have no idea how this squeaked by the Oscars without even a nomination.
Battlefield Earth [watch here] [torrent/download here] Just coming down from the success of Pulp Fiction and what does John Travolta decide to do? If you guessed star in one of the worst sci-fi films ever made then baby you are right! An alien race enslaves the humans and they have had enough and start to fight back. A mediocre storyline and plot made infinitely better but shoddy set design, special effects, and terrible acting. Truly horrendous, a definite must-see.
Titanic: The Legend Goes On [watch here] Absolutely no one dies, because who even has time to honour of all the real people that died in the Titanic when you could use the disaster to mention the whale hunting problems in the world? This film is just so perfect and the only animation to make the cut. A Disney rip off, complete with talking animals and everything, this film is narrated by a mouse, but seen through the eyes of two young lovers with their pet dogs and mice that talk to them and discuss the whaling contracts between the evil men aboard the ship. Also included are evil talking sharks with biceps and a giant octopus with the head and voice of a young child…. please watch this film.
Birdemic [watch here] [torrent/download here] So painfully done it almost seems like a joke, intended to be a romantic horror, it turns out to be one of the greatest comedy films ever. A bunch of eagles and vultures wreak havoc in a town and and start killing people, two people fight back all the while battling their sexual attraction for each other and survive the bird epidemic.
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The most dangerous ships of all are the ones where you’re like heh this is kinda cute, I guess I ship it a little.
That’s how it starts man.
That’s how it fucking starts.
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