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LifeGoofer YouTube!

Hey guys! I friend of mine is running a YouTube channel which is really fantastic, it’s a lot of DIY and artsy things. So if you’re into that kind of stuff check out her YouTube! It’s fairly new and could really use the support!

 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo5e1hfevZA0eUFyBoRTZbw

Thanks guys! :)

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Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.

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Severus Snape once intended to publicly kill a student’s pet as punishment for getting a potion wrong

Severus Snape, a teacher of children, took a 13 YEAR OLD’S PET and TRIED TO POISON IT and then proceeded to PUNISH THE STUDENT because the pet didn’t die

Severus Snape is a whiny, petty, self-absorbed abusive piece of shit there is no arguement here

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i tried taking a picture on the winnie the pooh ride at disney world and this is all i got

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it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

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me: *pretty much constantly about to cry*

friend: are you ok?

me: of course I am!! I'm 100% fine, how about you? if you need anyone to talk to, I'm here for you!!!!!!

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ATTENTION, FEMALEZ: HOBBIES THAT TURN US, THE MENFOLK, OFF INCLUDE BEING A “HUMAN BEING” AND “HAVING INTERESTS BESIDES TELLING US OUR PENISES ARE VERY LARGE THANK YOU”

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like you know why girls steal their boyfriend’s sweaters? because a $20 sweater for y’all is nicely designed, good colour, provides warmth and lasts through washes but $20 girls sweaters are some gross pastel shit with short hems and short sleeves and get worn out after one spin cycle and they’re thin as shit

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wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

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when i say i’m a fan of rihanna i’m not even talking about her music i’m a fan of rihanna herself like she is a goddess and everyone should aspire to be her

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She Begged Her Mother For Braces. There’s A Good Reason She Refused.  Actress Uzo Aduba is an incredibly talented, beautiful, Emmy-winning actress. But as Uzo explains it, she didn’t always see herself the way we see her today. Thankfully, her mother was there to set her straight. Check out the full clip here, which includes the first time Uzo realized her smile was beautiful, along with her now-signature “Mom” impression.

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NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

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the internet is great because it fulfills my constant need to be alone while receiving attention from people at the same time

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Reblog to save a life 

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Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.