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y/n : Croissants: dropped

nat: Road: works ahead

tony: BBQ sauce: on my titties

wanda: Shavacado: frea

wade : Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

steve:

steve, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Natasha : I owe you one.

Y/n: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Y/N *Holds a sign that says "Prom?" outside a windows

Wade: OH my God, Yes!

Y/n: *Yelling up* No, tell Natasha

Wade: natasha! I'm going to prom with your lover!

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me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

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Live, love and stan my jealous fictional boyfriends <3333

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I’m so sad… time for an x reader fan fiction

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“my daughter is completely fine!”

ma’am your daughter has to read fanfics about fictional characters just to maintain a healthy mental state

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Right now i need a fat blunt in between my lips a twisted tea in my left hand and a hot 6'5 short tempered man in the right hand and then i just maybe i can go to sleep

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Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

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me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:

like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together

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“not all men”

you’re right, my favorite fictional character would never.

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Steve: Hey Y/N, nice hair.

Y/N: um thanks

Steve: I'll bet it would look nicer balled up in my fist when we—

Tony: WHEN HE HOLDS YOUR HAIR BACK AS YOU KISS THE GROUND PRAISING THE LORD JESUS AMEN

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me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:

like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together