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top surgery diaries: its fucking over for you bitches once my nipples look normal again

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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Alecto, finding a little joy while John leading her to the tomb: glowworms

John: actually beetles ☝🤓

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on the FemmeBTA

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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I do think it’s interesting that the new generation of Lyctors have all somehow found even more fucked up attempts at Lyctorhood, including “surely any warm body will do, right?” “absorption? false. lobotomy beam!!!!” and “fuck it let’s just make a whole new guy together”

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Alectopause so long canon is starting to leak into reality

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i love the boston dyke march someone gave me this sticker

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missed connection: i was on the C train, u were on the E train

we both sat in the GreenLine tunnel, train windows next to each other as there were signal problems and neither train wanted to leave the cool safety of the darkness

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Good news tlt fans, Palamedes is almost done writing Alecto the Ninth on the walls of his river bubble!!

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I hope Michaels is enjoying its craft store lyctorhood.

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Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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headline from the nature briefing today / Map of the World, seperis

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reblogging in honor of all of the people I have assured are not misgendering me when they tell me to go piss girl

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

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when my dimensions are as well compact or something

I know it can be difficult so happy father's day to the bastards remember that you are no less than your trueborn brother and you deserve to seize your rightful inheritance by any means necessary ✨