Who am I kidding? Full time Destiel/Cockles blog. Finale denier. No shame. This is my emotional support dumpster, there is room for everyone in here. Rowena is my goddess. I worship at her feet. B*bros and W*nicest is not welcome here.
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something so compelling about reformed megaslut buck being best friends with worlds most repressed suburban single mom, eddie "has slept with 1.5 women in his life and never achieved orgasm" diaz. I want buck to find out about eddies sexual history and like buy him a vibrator for his birthday (in a platonic bff way of course) and keep sending him links to different types of kink porn being like "what do you think about this one??" so earnestly wanting to help Eddie with his Sexual Journey
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truth is. buck eddie first time, theyre so excited their teeth are chattering. and bucks like how do you want...? and eddies like do you mind if i...? and buck's like yay yippee. and he gets on all fours. and he stays there. just like that. pretty much not moving of his own accord. that's eddie's business. and eddie puts it in and they both come in like 12-15 thrusts. unexpectedly. buck is speechless and just keeps saying Eddieeeee. due to the 12-15 thrusts. and eddie's like. Holy fuck that was incredible. That was the best thing ever. I love #gaysex. he thinks buck is so awesome in bed. and buck did literally nothing except stick his ass in the air.
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i think theres two types of sex in fic, both of which can be good and serve different purposes: fics where the aim is to fufil the authors/readers' specific kinks and fantasies as much as possible, and fics where the aim is to try to be as realistic and in-character as possible, including the sex scenes. so im talking specifically about that second type of fic when i say that, as someone who has now read an academically significant quantity of buddie fic, i think it's really fucking hard to thread the needle of doing a d/s buddie dynamic where both of them actually stay recognizable as their character and neither of them just become like Generic Hornyfantasy Sub and Generic Hornyfantasy Dom.
what are MY headcanons for their sex life thank you so much for asking. i don't think either of them fufil some rigid role all of the time and i don't think either of them become wildly different people during sex. i do think buck is fairly kinky and gets off on being a little bratty and getting pushed around a little and being called a good boy and loves being made to use his willpower to hold off. and i think eddie's very happy to give buck all of that. but i think eddie himself is not particularly kinky, and when it's up to him they probably have like fun athletic sweaty playful but overall comparatively vanilla sex. and i think sometimes - like in their relationship - eddie is also able to let buck take care of him, and buck probably loves getting to just worship him and be of service, not in a particularly kinky way but in a buck kisses him all over his body and gets him totally relaxed and makes him come three times while not even noticing he hasn't come once yet because he's so zoned in on making eddie feel good and loved and taken care of kind of way. and eddie probably also likes sometimes being a little bratty and pouty and playful and feels safe and comfortable enough with buck to do it. (also obviously both of them love slow meaningful staring into each other's eyes Lovemaking.) like they are two best friends who match each other so well in all ways, i think the realistically non-fantasy version of their sex life is fun and playful and balanced
#100%#it's such a disappointment to read a super in character fic just for them to be super kinky and like so ooc as soon as they have sex#911#buddie
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Misha can say whatever he wants about his sexual orientation. But sorry, that won’t make me unsee this. That won’t change my mind about this moment now that I know Ty is/was queer this whole time.
THIS moment of blatant jealousy of jensen especially when Misha started dancing with Ty X
Sorry, I just can’t unsee Jensen’s eyes on Mish the whole time even if he’s trying to be subtle but he’s definitely not.
Look at this.

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#I live in this dumpster because I have eyes#nope i can’t unsee this#jensen ackles#misha collins#jenmish#cockles#ty olsson#dj qualls#jibcon#jibcon2014#jib 2014#SPN#supernatural
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the thing that really makes me insane about the mixtape scene is the arwen and aragorn reference (“it was a gift. keep it.” at 4:40 here). because that’s not just a reference the writers are making it’s a parallel dean himself is drawing.
like okay! hey dean, how much time do you spend thinking about star crossed lovers kept apart by duty and the mission? about the guy you’re in love with trying to sneak out on dangerous quests without saying goodbye? about immortal otherworldly beings made mortal by their love for a human? about those immortals choosing to stay on earth because of that love, even when the rest of their kind returns to heaven the blessed realm? about the love of your life visiting you in your dreams? a normal amount, yeah that’s what I thought.
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Rewatching season 2 is like, Buck is being standoffish with Eddie in the first episode and by the end of it making declarations of loyalty and then the rest of the season they're glued to each other's sides and he's yapping up a storm and Eddie is gazing at him softly, like as soon as Buck determined Eddie was 'safe' he enfolded him into his life immediately and Eddie sunk into that affection and care and partnership like an exhausted man falls into bed, with gusto and relief
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Dean Winchester, is that you?
Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.
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Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.
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I love that we live in a society where we live and die at the whim of 15% of the population who can't decide if using military force against the civilian population is a good or bad thing.
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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
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eddie diaz has the sluttiest waist of all
#Ryan Guzman’s slutty waist#ryan guzman#eddie diaz#eddiediazedit#ryliveredit#911edit#oliver stark#911 cast#911#ryliver
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces
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repeat after me:
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
tumblr is the reblog website
this is not instagram or whatever other like-based social medium, likes don't matter that much, your experience is not shaped by an all-knowing algorithm, but by you and reblogging is the lifeblood of this godforsaken corner of the internet
if you love tumblr and if you want to show your appreciation for the creators of the content here, you reblog
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Sketch for The Truth by @wanderingcas!!!! The scream I screamt when reading this scene!!!
(Spoilers for ch9 ig)
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this scene was so funny because buck was shirtless in front of him and he’s there reading a swimsuit magazine like hes forcing heterosexual thoughts into his head
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