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Skyfire's magic tricks can be a little...
Skyfire: *Jumps down from a small building.* "Wanna see a magic trick?" Anyone: *Shaking their head quickly.* Skyfire: "Good! Abracadabra!" *Explodes building.*
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Deez Nuts Saga 2:
Silence: "You cannot deny that you take any opportunity to misbehave almost every day." Ifrit: "You cannot deny deez nuts!"
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Don't ask her to wear clothes...
"A man once told me to put on some clothes. So, I wore his skin~" ~ Gitano (probably)
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Don't tell me they didn't have this kind of relationship before Rhodes Island:
"Every time I close my eyes I see my ex's (Meteorite) crotch! At this point, what do I do? Do I climb a mountain, find an oracle (Gitano), hold her at gunpoint and ask what's the meaning of this?! Wait. That's illegal." ~ Firewatch (probably)
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Kal'tsit put herself in hospital...
Folinic: "Shit talking finally landed her in the hospital." *Turns camera to face Kal'tsit who is laying in a Hospital bed.* Kal'tsit: *Laughing.* Folinic: "Why are you laughing? Look at you. This is where shit talking got you. " Warfarin: *Drawing blood for tests.* Folinic: "Get her! GET HER! Why are you in the hospital?" Kal'tsit: "I girl-bossed too close to the sun." Folinic: *Dying.*
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How can she be homophobic?
Amiya: "Dr. Kal'tsit, are you Homophobic?"
Kal'tsit: "Number one. You're gay." *Pokes Amiya's chest.*
Amiya: *Wheeze.*
Kal'tsit: "Number two. I have a lesbian Daughter. (Red)" Number three. I watched Closure's drag race. How can I be HOMOPHOBIC?!"
Amiya: *Dying.*
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Speaking fluent adult English is hard when you're a homicidal child:
Orchid: *Sitting with Popukar.* "Happiness." Popukar: "Happy Penis." Orchid: "No. HappINess." Popukar: "Happy...Penis.." Orchid: *Dying.* "What-"
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When asked what she thinks about Life:
Blaze: "Kal'sit. Kaaaallll~!" Kal'tsit: *Slowly turns to look at Blaze while sipping her coffee.* Blaze: What do you think about life? Kal'tsit: "...?" *Silence.* *Gags.* Blaze: *Dying.*
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Kal'tsit can be a bit funny sometimes:
Kal'tsit: "Why is it so dark in here?" *Walks over to the blinds in Amiya's room.* Amiya: "Don't-" Kal'tsit: "I am a strong, powerful force." *Slowly lifting the blinds.* Amiya: "Dr. Kal'tsit!" Kal'tsit: *Turns to Amiya and grins.* Amiya: "Put it down! I can't focus.." Kal'tsit: *Fake screech noise, pretending the sun is hurting her. Runs out once the blind is up and shuts the door.* Amiya: "DR. KAL'TSIT!"
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How to entertain an insane shark lady:
Gladiia: *Fiddling with a laser toy on Specter's head.* Skadi: "What are you doing?" Specter: *Confused.* Gladiia: *Lifts up Specter.* "It's a freaking Shark, with a freaking laser beam attached to her freaking head-" *Losing her shit.* Skadi: *Dying.* Specter: *Angy*
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Under no circumstances do this to a Perro you're not close to. Kroos on the other hand-
Beagle: *Busy focusing on something.* Kroos: *Sneaks up on her and starts scratching her ears.* Beagle: *Foot starts tapping to the beat of It's Tricky.* Kroos: "This beat is my recital. I think it's very vital-"
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Orchid can get a little unhinged.
Midnight: *Comes back from running an errand, notices Orchid in a cage.* "Why is she in a cage?" Catapult: "Because she started cursing me out." Orchid: *Random Columbian cursing.*
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Lesbians in arms.
Scavenger: "When I die, I want you to go to my funeral. I want you to go up to the podium and I want you to go-" *Fake sniffs.* "She ate." Lappland and Blaze: *Dying.* Blaze: "I'll be like, I'll be like-" *Fake sniff.* "Honestly...Work." Scavenger: *Dying.* "Y-Yeah, you go-" *Fake sniff.* "She's giving. She gave." Lappland: "She's giving dead but she'll always serve." Scavenger, Lappland and Blaze: *All dying.*
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Ifrit is gullible. Just some harmless children fun.
Sharmare: "I am going to call the boogieman." *Pressing buttons on a play phone.* Ifrit: "No! No! No! Santa!" *Clinging onto Sharmare.* Sharmare: "I'm not calling Santa, I'm calling the boogieman." Ifrit: *Whines.* Sharmare: "Yeah- Eat her Toes."
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Tell me she hasn't been spiteful toward Silence at least once.
Ifrit: *Holding a bag of corn chips.* Silence: "You can't eat chips." Ifrit: *Stares into her soul while pouring the remainder of the chips onto the floor.*
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They would. I don't know what to tell you.
Ifrit: *Crying, Screaming, straight up balling her eyes out.* Eyjafjalla: *Screams.* Ifrit: "..." *Starts crying again.* Eyjafjalla: *Screaming along side her.*
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Blaze- Wh-
"I'm not scared of Lions and Tigers and Bears. BUT I'm scared of falling when I'm in the shower, naked. And somebody finds me dead…w-with my tits out." ~ Blaze (Probably)
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