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Gibbs as your father headcanons (plus the team)

Gibbs is the only consistent parent you have in your life

Sure you have Ducky but he isn’t always around and you don’t live with him

And your mother died before you could even remember her 

All of the step moms left eventually sometimes even violently 

Gibbs isn’t perfect but he’s your dad

But once you’re old enough to start really hanging around the team it gets real fun

Abby is the coolest person you’ve ever met

She’s the sun and moon in your mind

She colors with you and makes fun of your dad! 

What more could a kid want in a person?

Kate is a close second to Abby only because you’ve known Abby longer

Kate is the one who grounds you and Abby when your at NCIS

She’s still really fun and colors with you and might even play catch with you if you play your cards right

She won’t do any of that if your dad is around though which sucks and knocks her down to third if your feeling spiteful

Tony has nothing on Abby but him and Kate are usually tied for second in your mind

When Tony joins the team your around 8 ish 

You didn’t warm up to him as fast as you did Abby

That was until he’s heater broke and he needed a place to stay after that the rest was history and he become the honorary brother to Abby's honorary sister

Whenever he has to stay with you and your dad you guys go ham

It’s board games, pizza, every kind of soda you can get your grubby hands on and if there isn’t a case you know you both are going to the movies!

Gibbs acts like he’s annoyed but he’s very glad you’re able to have a somewhat normal childhood

He’ll participate in a round of monopoly only if he can be the banker 

Though this isn’t a frequent event in the Gibbs household it is always a memorable experience

More about your relationship with Gibbs now!

Gibbs is a complex man and even more complex father

He loves you more than life itself there isn’t a doubt in his mind or anyone else's that he wouldn’t die for you

Now how he expresses that is…very much how you would expect him to

He’ll hug you if you’re the one initiating, you would have to be a near sobbing mess for him to really just come up and give you a hug 

It doesn’t mean that he doesn’t want he’s just not a super touchy person

The mans just awkward and your a teenager now and he doesn’t want to embarrass you (in that way)

Speaking of embarrassing you… oh my god this old man is the literal devil

He gets such a kick out seeing you yell at him or even look slightly annoyed at him

He’s such a dad in that way (when he’s not almost crashing the car you know his ass is trying to get that dad tax)

And if you’re easily embarrassed you’ll have to grow out of that quick

Like anytime that you visit him or any of the team members at NCIS and it starts to get late lights out immediately 

 This old man is forcing you to go to bed

Not tired? 

He couldn’t give less of a shit 

Your still his kid and have school tomorrow

Is he going to drive you home? No chance, that’s a waste of gas money kid 

You’re the one who wanted to be here so suck it up, take his jacket and go to sleep

A little off topic but he is such a “it’s that damn phone” kind of dad

Like of course he is

You have cold cause it’s going around at your school

Wouldn’t have it if you weren’t always texting now would you?

What a silly man

I’ll definitely add more later but hope you enjoyed it :) Let me know if there is anything I can do to improve or anything you want to see!!

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Late to the rescue- NCIS!Gibbs x teen!Reader (platonic!!)

really short and first thing I've written and posted! :)

Gibbs was going to murder you, your prayers and calls both went unanswered. This was a nightmare devised by only the cruelest of cruel gods or maybe you were some sick bastard in your past life and this was a sick sort of revenge for your past misdeeds. You cursed Kate,Abby,Tony,Mcgee, and even Ducky as you glanced back down at your contact list. There was only one person left, who most likely wouldn’t pick up the phone but was your only shot of making it to school on time. 

Still cursing out your traitorous semi co-workers you selected the dreaded contact and waited to be sent to voicemail. “Kid, shouldn’t you be at school by now?” 

“GIBBS! OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR PICKING UP!” If anyone else had picked up you would have blown what was left of their eardrums, but the Gods weren’t that cruel and your savior picked up instead.

“Kid, why aren’t you at school? And don’t make me ask for a third time, neither of us want that.” 

“Ok, so you know how when I left this morning I was like “no, no, no, I don’t wanna make you late for work and it’s fine I can call someone and then they can pick me up.” and then you were all like “Whatever, as long as you get to school on time blah blah blah.” 

You could feel the sigh leave his body before you could hear it. 

“ I did not say “Whatever, as long as you get to school on time-" "Blah, blah, blah, don’t forget that part Gibbs, it’s very important to the story.” 

“Anyway as I was saying before you butted in, I called literally everyone in my contact list to beg for a ride and now I’m wondering how far are you from the house?”

The silence was deafening, you even had to double check that he hadn’t abandoned you in your hour of need for an easier morning, but this was Gibbs. 

“How far have you walked?” Your turn to fall silent, lying to Gibbs was fun in the moment but always ended up with you taking coffee orders for the rest of the week or not even being allowed in the office. As you weigh either option of telling your surrogate father that no, you have not in fact started walking it hadn’t even occurred to you that you could do that, you heard another resigned sigh.

“If I come back to get you and you're still in your pajamas I’m making you run coffee for Tony for the rest of the month. Am I clear?”

“Crystal clear sir.” your mock sault probably wouldn’t have gone over too well in person but thankfully this was a phone call. The call ended as fast as it had begun, and now you were left with less than 5 minutes to change into your school clothes before Gibbs came back. 

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Graphic design is my passion and 80’s movies are my vice

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watched the lost boys 1987

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yknow for all the posts and memes about staring at an empty word doc frustrated because the words aren't coming (entirely valid and relatable) I don't get why it's always framed as something that's actively holding you back as a writer when it's literally just part of the creation process

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kids these days dont know how to lovingly craft an intense homoerotic dynamic that stretches across 3 movies and is never once addressed

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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

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lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship