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[silverott-chevalier]

WASN'T ME I SWEAR WHO WOULD DO THAT TO YOU DDDD:

🎼 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG8CYn5spTY

...Pallas @silverott-chevalier did you send this-

...Anyways, since this is spoilers for a show that probably the person who sent this got me to watch, I'm putting it under a cut. Don't look if you don't want spoilers for a singing magical girl show. If you don't care about singing, or magical girls, you should be fine.

I can't rate this fairly because I have context. Why would you do this to me.

Anyways song rating: ominous as fuck. It is supposed to be, given context! Good job songwriters!

Lyrics rating: could do with less fire imagery. yes we get it you're the sun now.

Context rating: Fuck. I've been in... not the same situation as this character, but similar enough, vibes-wise. And if I was offered something that would give me the power to make it stop, so that I wouldn't feel that pain anymore, and no one else would have to, I probably would've taken it if I was... still myself, at least mostly, like sun girl apparently was in the show. ...me ending my old job is a lot better than singing magical girl here trying to end the magical performances powered by love and friendship, but whatever.

why would you do this to me pallas/10

[silverott-chevalier]

Er, no, I'm Shia, the owner of this blog is Cooper. -Shia

Nah nah. I'm Cooper Shiawase and you're Shiawase Cooper. - Cooper

I'm not allowing you to meme a misunderstanding into common knowledge again, Chevalier. - Shia

Pelipper Mail!

It's a book, titled "The Color of Magic" by Terry Pratchett. It's... well, the pages seem a little small, but it's otherwise a perfectly serviceable copy. Is that normal for this book?

There's a note:

"Yours to keep. Hope you enjoy it! - Cooper, Shiawase"

A... giant space Tirtogua? Cooooooool!

I'm sure I will! Thanks Cooper Shiawase!

[silverott-chevalier]

I'll talk to him about what to send, then. Look forward to it.

- Shia

Fact books get a lot less interesting when you read them over and over. I should really find something to do.

[silverott-chevalier]

Hey, Mr. Cooper! We're almost there!

FINALLY! We've been through way too much...

But we're doing pretty good right now! Plasma's gone, everything's said and done... Blair's still here for some reason... But things are going awesome! Sorry for not talking to you for very long, things were... happening...

And something else, Cocoa's a part of the team now!

...H-Hi, Mr. Cooper... Do you really know Mr. Samurott very well?

Uhm... Right! The reason why I'm sending this! Blair said that you have some info on what everything with me is...?

-@thatoneguy031 (Guy, Cherry and Cocoa)

Hey, you're finally awake.

Can I do the meme -Pallas

No. Anyway, good to meet you, Cocoa! I'd like to think I know Guy pretty decently well, and Cherry too. There's something I gotta talk to Guy about, though, so hopefully we'll get to talk more later.

Anyway. Blair caught me up to speed on the basics of the situation you just got out of, so don't worry about filling me in on that. What I wanted to talk to you about was some stuff that Professor Elm, Pallas, and I found out about your red stuff-- and some glimpses I caught of the scenario just confirmed my suspicions. You guys said you were off to Sinnoh, right? That's actually perfect-- listen up, and hope Divine Censorship doesn't hit.

It turns out, long long ago, that Samurott and their prevos could be found with relative commonness in ancient Sinnoh-- back when it was called Hisui. But get this-- they weren't normal Samurott like the kind you and I know and are used to. The energy and harsh environment of Hisui actually altered their evolution something fierce--to the point where they actually had an entire regional variant there! And take a look at what they looked like...

Look familiar at all to you?

[silverott-chevalier]

Plenty, but it all depends on what's available to you. I could give you the best story in the world but it's moot if they lack a copy. That said, I'm sure Chevalier wouldn't mind you borrowing one of his, if you have something like Pelipper Mail active.

- Shia

Fact books get a lot less interesting when you read them over and over. I should really find something to do.

[silverott-chevalier]

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[silverott-chevalier]

If you enjoy the act of reading, perhaps you'd enjoy something less based on fact and more in line with fiction? Humanity is quite capable of making interesting stories.

- Shia

Fact books get a lot less interesting when you read them over and over. I should really find something to do.

[silverott-chevalier]

Oh so that's you? Okay well uhh...

Part of the neat thing about having hands is that if you find something soft, you can squeeze it really, really hard and it'll squish. Or explode. It's satisfying.

Try that I guess?

hey. if you got hands again what would you do to adjust to them?

I, uh...do. Have hands. They're three-fingered, sure, but they work. But like...grab things? Grabbing things is pretty helpful for learning how new hands work.

[silverott-chevalier]

No offense hands anon, but do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

hey. if you got hands again what would you do to adjust to them?

I, uh...do. Have hands. They're three-fingered, sure, but they work. But like...grab things? Grabbing things is pretty helpful for learning how new hands work.

[silverott-chevalier]

Yeah try that. Like...literally just keep using them. It gets easier the longer you use them.

What were you before? I might be able to give you more specific advice...

hey. if you got hands again what would you do to adjust to them?

I, uh...do. Have hands. They're three-fingered, sure, but they work. But like...grab things? Grabbing things is pretty helpful for learning how new hands work.

[silverott-chevalier]

Reverse eeby then...? I was serious about my advice about just trying to grab things. Dewott and Samurott hands are very different from human hands, so I do know the struggle of "hands weird what the fuck"

hey. if you got hands again what would you do to adjust to them?

I, uh...do. Have hands. They're three-fingered, sure, but they work. But like...grab things? Grabbing things is pretty helpful for learning how new hands work.

[silverott-chevalier]

Okay I said this in tags before but now I gotta ask upfront hands anon are you okay??? Are you a former eeby or something???

hey. if you got hands again what would you do to adjust to them?

I, uh...do. Have hands. They're three-fingered, sure, but they work. But like...grab things? Grabbing things is pretty helpful for learning how new hands work.

[silverott-chevalier]

I didn't actually eat it! It just looks like cotton candy.

13: most tempting forbidden food

You guys ever see that weird fluffy fiberglass insulation? It's cotton candy. I know it's stupid.

[silverott-chevalier]

hey. if you got hands again what would you do to adjust to them?

I, uh...do. Have hands. They're three-fingered, sure, but they work. But like...grab things? Grabbing things is pretty helpful for learning how new hands work.

[silverott-chevalier]

21

"bare minimum act of dipshittery that would provoke u to fistfight a stranger in a shopping mall"

Five words.

"Team Plasma Did Nothing Wrong"

[silverott-chevalier]

13: most tempting forbidden food

You guys ever see that weird fluffy fiberglass insulation? It's cotton candy. I know it's stupid.