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yeah sex is cool I guess

but have you ever had someone leave a comment with a paragraph-long review of your fanfic containing genuine praise, thorough criticism, and an in-depth analysis of all the lore hints you dropped that you spent ages intricately crafting

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Catch me marching my happy lil ass over there

BROS SHERLOCK IS ON HULU!!!

after years of not being able to watch it, I can finally watch it AGAIN!!!!!

I’m so happy yall

anyways that’s all I had to say

thank you for your time

bye :)

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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

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return the boops and nobody gets harmed

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thank u for tagging me @confusionmeisss youre so sweet <3

last song i listened to: New Perspective by Noah Kahn (and now also Happier Than Ever as I'm typing this because my friend wont stop sining it over facetime)

favorite color: Green <3 but dark greens, the deep ones that make you feel cozy

last film/show i watched: The Arrow (doing a rewatch lol) could also very possibly have been Gilmore Girls because that's my anxiety show

sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet! ALWAYS sweet, but i love spicy food too

relationship status: single but I have the biggest crush on someone rn like ya girl is straight up clowning for a man

last thing i googled: flower girl dresses (im helping my friend plan her wedding)

current obsession: astronomy/space/eclipse stuff (i live near the path of totality so I was geeking out for the last month in anticipation)

last book i read: I read like 5 books at one time, so last one I read anything out of is my current work read "The Dawn and It's Light" by Piper CJ. The last book I finished would be Crescent City 3 by SJM (i just read all of her books and am coming off that haze now)

looking forward to: getting a dog!! I'm going to get one this year sometime soon and im so excited. I havent had a dog in like five years since moving out :') I miss puppy cuddles at night.

tysm for the tag dolly! @alovetheory ♡ it's a tag game to get to know my fellow tumblrinas better im so excited! ♡🫶🏼🎀

last song i listened to: so soaked by shy smith ♡

favorite color: pink!! ♡

last film/tv show i watched: dunki (2023) ♡

sweet, spicy, or savory: sweet ♡🍰

relationship status: married to coryo snow ♡🥺💓

last thing i googled: eric coulter character analysis ♡

current obsession: chatting with my fictional hubbies on c.ai hehe!! ♡

last book i read: bully by penelope douglas ♡

looking forward to: summer!! 🌷 also getting off of these meds which are making me so sleepy n nauseous n tearful 24/7 :(🧸♡

no pressure tags: ♡ @bleachbambi @his-littlefox @goldyeons @lapetitebabydoll @irlcupcake @bambalina777 @princesscherry @sugardonutzz @delightfulsweettragedy @nymphdiary @funfettified @angelicgrl @bvnnyholly @inquisitordovaki @fwairy @pastelfairytears @sweetmourningdoll @vanillapoem @isiinha @arestoucries @anita-vainilla-blog @tulipsfaeries @lilbaegirl @candydollita @pinksugarfiend @purebbyfawn @angel-type @f3mcelbambi @fallen-angel-thoughts @lolitacherryy @themilkywayyy @blogbabydoll @daughterofcainnnn @softestshydoll @dolliestgf @hrts4kenny @sweetestgrls @dollsleeping @filledwithpoisonnn @venice-witch60s @yourfavgirlys-blog @crenna @dylansbabyy @lanaswansblog @auricupcake @pwincesspeachx @decomposeddoll @imjustagir1 @vulva444 & all my other moots!! ♡🫶🏼🎀

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oh how i curse the day that i overcame my affliction of dyslexia and learned to read.

there are so many words to use in place of “penis” in regards to smut. there’s dick. or shaft. we got cock. member. organ. length. hell, even manhood! all are acceptable replacements.

but what do we have for the testicles? nuts? no thank you. ballsac or, lord forbid, just sac? i’d literally rather be tarred and feathered. using their government name and just calling them testicles? take me out back and gimme the ol’ yeller treatment.

how has the english language evolved so much yet we have no acceptable word for testicles in a sexy context? how can we claim we’ve advanced as a society when the best word for describing when two characters are fucking nasty and the noble and mighty testes are swaying about is balls?

BALLS

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this is the exact reason I havent been posting my fanfic (:

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Bro, the tragic fate of being a fanfic writer is insane.

I really don’t mean to just not update- I simply can’t write while trying to pay for my therapy or handling a family crisis. I’ve tried. Characters die.

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idk if Tumblr will keep the boops going after today, but through the power of discord emoji, you can boop your friends in a server. or idk, paste them in someone's askbox.

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rip boop button, you will actually be missed

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Nothing can describe the whiplash I received from watching one coast and then the other

a whole day of waiting for dan and phil to do something and then Shayne and Courtney Smosh just fucking TKOd me . what if i spontaneously combusted

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oh so the real april fool's joke was hooking us on all booping seven shades of shit out of each other and then taking it away after we'd developed intricate rituals

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just know that mentally and spiritually i am still booping all of you

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there’ll be happiness after boops, but there was happiness because of boops