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simpleratboy · 8 days ago

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Ahhhhhhhhhh he returns from the dead

[Muffled Screaming from Muppet Superhell]

#god can’t stop a muppet #second coming of christ #dashcon #the muppet joker #the croakerverse

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simpleratboy · 11 days ago

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Rest in piss @the-muppet-joker

#he will rise again #second coming of christ #tear soaked muppet #dashcon #wanna see inside his twisted mind #ballpit #dashcon ballpit #strange aeons #the croakerverse #the muppet joker #kermit x joker

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simpleratboy · 12 days ago

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My king, my liege

he lives

#second coming of Christ #reserurrection #born again #dashcon #ballpit #dashcon ballpit #the muppet joker #joker x muppet #the croakerverse #rip croaker #ball pit #strange

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simpleratboy · 12 days ago

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youll be pleased to know no one has peed in the dashcon 2 ball pit. however, far worse has transpired. the croaker (kermit joker) has died in the dashcon 2 ballpit. rest in pieces.

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simpleratboy · 12 days ago

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HE FUCKING DIED

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simpleratboy · 12 days ago

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@the-muppet-joker became a tumblr sexy man then was horrifically murdered.

When is the resurrection my lord

John 11:25

Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live,

#dashcon #ballpit #the muppet joker #muppet x joker #catholiscism #rip croaker #dashcon 2 #the croakerverse #muppet hole #jesus christ #god #dashcon ballpit

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simpleratboy · 12 days ago

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She fucking killed him @strange-aeons

(Stolen from the discord)

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simpleratboy · 12 days ago

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The muppet joker is dead

Round one to strange

#dashcon #ballpit #dashcon ballpit #fight to the death #dashcon 2 #strange has won #rip croaker #tear soaked muppet

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simpleratboy · 12 days ago

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The new bible

#yaoi #the muppet joker #dashcon 2 #dashcon #christianity #muppet x joker #apple jack #catholiscism #muppet hole #the croakerverse #dashcon ballpit #ballpit #christian faith #jesus christ

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simpleratboy · 12 days ago

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Smash

#the muppet joker #kermit the frog #wanna see inside his twisted mind #dashcon #dashcon 2 #joker

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simpleratboy · 12 days ago

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Rat in the ball pit

#he pissed in the ball pit #ball pit privilege revoked #dashcon #dashcon 2 #dashcon ballpit #rat #fancy rats

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simpleratboy · 2 months ago

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To my uk trans people and allies out there.

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simpleratboy · 2 years ago

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shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

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simpleratboy · 2 years ago

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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this