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I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.

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Does this sound familiar to anyone else?

Your mom is always doing all the chores and housework. Your father is there, but he won’t help without an ordeal. You have a brother, but he ignores your mom’s requests and locks himself in his room immediately after school and after dinner. Exhausted, your mom turns to you and asks for help.

When you were a child and were asked to help, you always used to point to your brother and whine, “but why doesn’t HE have to?” What you couldn’t see was that he would inevitably refuse, throw tantrums, and do a purposefully bad job, which your mother would wind up having to do over again anyway. In this way, asking your brother (or father, even) to do a task doubles the time it takes to complete it. And your mother has come to understand this. So although she will call both of you and give you both chores, she only enforces it with you. Because despite the fact that you hate it, as every child does, you do not act like your brother. Your chores get done, not without whining, but they get thoroughly done.

When you got older, you’d do what she requested without whining.

Now, years after that, you don’t even have to be asked.

You are keenly aware that only half of the people in the house do the chores. That half is all female. You and your mom. You resent this, but you love your mother, and will always help her. When there is a family gathering, there is still that gendered split. Again, you resent this, but you care about your mother, and her mother, and your aunts, so you will always help them.

And that’s how it was for your mother when she was a girl. And hers. And you realize that this is probably how it has always gone, that this is how things came to be how they are. And what can you do about it? Nothing, except for picking up the next dirty dish and taking solace in the knowledge that you are not alone in your anger.

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Our chemistry teacher once told us about how people in harsh northern climates are adapted to endure more mushroom poisons, since often there was scarcely anything else to eat. Fascinatingly enough this also applies to alcohol, since technically speaking it, too, is a mushroom poison.

 A life in a harsh, hostile environment where the weather can get -30 and the hail shrieks FUCK YOUUU and the sun does not rise for several months is detrimental to one’s mental health, and god knows how mental illness passes down in generatons, and is both relieved and worsened by alcohol.

 So people native to northern woodlands have like

+resistance to poison damage -resistance to psychic damage

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every shonen character: i’m 11 and i dont care if i die

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can you please not reblog stuff with midoriya in it? it makes me uncomfortable with you being bakugo

did. did you just assign me bakugou kin 

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They are saying with a straight face:

This. Woman. Is. Not. Attractive.

Like, I’m not even a lesbian, but come the fuck on.

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me: *lies down*

things: *continue to happen*

me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*

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straight men really are on something else

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Kuroko no Basuke LAST GAME Character Song CD Jacket. It is released on April 24th, 2019.

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does anybody play otome games here

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I CAN DIE NOW…

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I can see Dabi singing thrift store and started to animate it lol we’ll see if I get this done! Here have some wip until than. 

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So that episode huh

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spoilers for mob s2 in tags

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The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

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join me in a trend of making people fear babies