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Mayuri Kurotsuchi x Fem Reader

"Birthday"

Warning: Smut: Bad words ofc~

Minors do not interact lahhh ⚠️

One more day and it'll be that one time of the year for captain Kurotsuchi. Celebrating birthday is just silly things to do for him, it's just another day closer to death; oh well not that Soul Reaper will die anyway unless they were killed or suffering from illness, I mean just look at the head captain!

Unlike other captains who always got birthday gifts from their squad members, he prefer a birthday wishes..or just nothing. He just not a fan of this birthday stuff, knowing that he got no presents anyway. Well sometimes Akon and Nemu gave him something and he's grateful for it even though he looks like not. And in rare occasions, he will bought an expensive gift for Nemu from the world of living since they share the same birthday.

Your eyes still fixated on the computer and noticed that captain Kurotsuchi was staring at you from Akon's desk. You smile at him which cause the captain's face turn red in embarrassment.

The captain maybe sometimes have a little bit problem with his attitude, but you respect him.

After so many years of working together with him, you feels like you need to show your beloved captain a little bit of appreciation. It is a good idea, isn't?

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Today is the day. As always, Mayuri locked himself inside his lab experimenting something or just walk around checking everyone's work and collected data. Nothing, just nothing as he expected. No sign of surprise party or cake or maybe a decorations.. well not that he care anyway.

Mayuri stretch his arm up as he let out soft sigh. Been sitting on his chair for many hours has been killing his back.. Now that it's already night maybe it's a good idea if he back to his own captain quarters earlier than usual as a treat for himself since today is his birthday...

Looking at the time; still left 2 hours before midnight.

"Captain Kurotsuchi, we need you to go to the main room now, it is urgent!" one of his researcher's voice calling for him being heard from outside his lab. "What is it oh my God you guys such an useless idiot can't even settle things without me." Mayuri groaned. He left the lab and rush to the main room, following one of the Squad 12's member from behind as he complain about everything and saying how tired he is.

The main room was dark which made him confused. If it was about the light bulb problem then why they should call for him in to the first place.

"Why is the room dar—"

"Happy birthday captain!" The dark room now suddenly turned bright which cause Mayuri's eyes blinking multiple time painfully and everyone sing happily for him as he stepped into SRDI's main room. Nemu standing in front of Mayuri with cake in her hands, holding it as she brought it closer to his face. "Blow, Mayuri sama, happy birthday to us" she said to him. Mayuri said nothing and blowing out the candles which had everyone cheers for him as Akon pop the confetti.

"Well..well.. what an unexpected event isn't?" He said with his creepy usual smile plastered on his face. Now that was really unexpected, only if he checked the CCTV he installed around the building this morning then he know what's everyone up to...

"This is our way to thanked you for your hard work, captain Kurotsuchi" Akon said before he give a slice of cake to Mayuri. "Hmmph.. at least there's some people who are smart enough to show me some appreciation" Mayuri scoffed and smiled at everyone in the room.

The Squad 12 members were relieved because the eccentric captain enjoy his birthday party... Imagine if he doesn't like it and end up killing everyone in the room.

"Captain, you should relax and enjoy yourself because we will handle everything for you started tomorrow for a week" one of the member said and push you to him. "It was all Y/n's idea after all and we agreed with her"

You nearly chocked on your own drink because as you remember, everyone also agreed that no one tell the captain about this is all your plan. "Y/n?" Mayuri grinned and slightly tilted his head to the left, his eyes looking at you up and down as he getting closer to you. "I.. I mean yea captain, you work so hard for soul society, clearly you deserve some appreciation!" And it's true, since you're also admired your dear captain Kurotsuchi.

Hearing your response, Mayuri chuckled and was very interested in what you're thinking about him. Usually he won't let anyone do anything like this but since it such a rare thing so he just go with the flow. Everyone still enjoying themselves, talking to each others, eat the birthday cake, drinking and more... For once, Squad 12 looks lively tonight because of you.

You...

Standing beside Mayuri, you lean on and put your head on his shoulder, feeling your captain's warmth as you hugging his left arm.

Mayuri raised his brows in surprised but didn't stop you. Everyone was busy talking to each other as you two left the SRD and heading to his Captain Quarters quietly without anyone noticing.

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"What can I do for you tonight, captain?" You ask him as he remove his captain haori and all the clothes on his body, revealing his naked painted body for you. You blushed at the sight of the naked man in front of you, especially when the man is your own captain. Well not fully naked since Mayuri wear towel around his waist but still... Mayuri sat on the edge of his bed, saying nothing as he brought his left hand to his shoulder and you immediately understood what he meant by that. You climbed onto the bed and knelt behind him. Hands slowly kneading his tense shoulder which cause him to let a low moan.

He lean his head on your chest as your fingers now pressing his scalp. Mayuri couldn't help but nestled on your soft chest and brought his hand to squeeze your breast.

"Captain.." you reacted to his touch and he likes it. "Did you know, orgasm help our body to relax? I've never try that so let's count this as an experiment" A huge grin appeared on Mayuri's face after saying that to you. He moved from your chest and push you to the bed. Mayuri now straddling you as he remove all your clothes from covering your body..as fast as he could. "Captain.. oh my God what if—"

"What if what? You want this too right, woman?" He snarled and roughly kiss your lips just to shut you up. You done a good job by turning him on with your touch when you guys still at the SRD, now you shall face the consequences of it. "The way you close to me earlier.. the way you just follow me here.. it's like you want to give me your virginity as my birthday gift" he whispered to your ear and lick your cheeks slowly. You shivers to the sudden touch, still not responding and look away shyly. Mayuri pressed his erection against your inner thigh, he slowly move his hips and forcing you to look at him by gripping your chin.

Seeing you blushing in embarrassment driving him crazy. Now that he remove himself from you and sit on the edge of his bed again, he gave you such a horny look he could and pointed at his erect dick with his finger. "Do something about this" he said and winked at you.

You get up slowly and get between his knees, looking at his terrifying huge dick standing proudly in front of you. You gulp as you trails your index finger on the tip of his dick. "Just suck it already idiot" Mayuri says impatiently and with his right hand gripping your jaw, forcing your mouth open and push your head down to his dick. His dick now shoved inside your mouth which cause you to gag.

"glpp...cap... mmmffhh" your throat now literally completely being fuck by him. "Please me." He command. You swirl your tongue around his tip, bobbing your head slowly as you swallow his salty pre cum. "Slrpp.....slurrpp...." You continue to suck him at face pace, both hands caressing his inner thighs which causing him to whimpered. "Fuck..ahhh good... "

You stop and pull your mouth from his dick, now focusing to suck on his balls. "Good girl.." Mayuri patted your head.

You flick your tongue faster than before, dragging it up and down on his dick until you could feel his dick twitching...

Slrrt..

Mayuri came, his thick white semen now covered your face and little bit inside your mouth. "Ah...hah.....haaaah..." He panted heavily as his body relaxed from the climax he just had.

You stand up and push him down to the bed. You hungrily kiss him with your mouth still had his semen on, letting him have a taste of himself. Your fingers now slowly trailing his gorgeous bare chest. Mayuri hurriedly change the position by pushing you down to the bed so that he's the one on top. Your hands being pressed above your head, stopping you from moving around. "I hope you enjoy your birthday gift" you said and looked away, again, you were embarrassed by whatever happening right now. Mayuri laughed and get in between your thighs, spreading your legs as he rubs his still hard dick on your slick cunt.

Feeling that you're getting wetter, he then thrust his dick inside your pussy as hard he can with no warning.

"haah...haaa...ahhh!!...." You screamed and wrapped your arm around his neck, pulling his head closer to yours. You could feel his hot breathe hitting your skin. Mayuri buried his dick deep inside your pussy with that one deep thrust and yet he still didn't move. Seeing you moaning in pain mix with pleasure is such a turn on.

You looked at him and wrapped your legs around his waist as an attempt to make him moving.

"You want it so bad huh? You want my dick this bad huh??" He proudly said and slapped your face which cause you to whimpered before he begin to fuck your tighten pussy.

"Captain..captain...aaah Mayuri~!" You screamed again. Mayuri's thrust getting faster and harder, ravishing your tight cunt like a beast he is. Both of his hands pressing your knees to you shoulder; well to be specifically now both of you in mating press position.

The blue haired scientist sure enjoying himself. Feeling his dick being wrapped by your slick cunt is just heavenly. For a moment, he feels like he was in heaven, as if all of his problems, failed experiment and all his burden gone.

The only thing that being heard inside the room now is moaning and wet sounds that both of you made.

"Getting comfortable...ah...i see.. hmm?" He chuckled and spit on your mouth before smashing his lips to yours. The kiss is hot mess, his warm saliva mixed with his own semen sticking everywhere on your face. "You know it is...hmmm.. a blessing to serve for...me ahhhh.... oh my..mhmmm"

The sounds that he made echoing inside his captain bedroom plus with the clapping sounds of the skin contact between you two.

"Whore. You. Are. My. Whore" he said with a slow but hard thrust with each words. "Call for my name, wake the whole Soul Society, let them know who are you belong to"

"I...am yours, Capt.. ah.. tain... Mayuri!!" You screamed as you feels like you're going to explode. Mayuri increase his speed once more and...

splrrt....

He came a lot that his own cum that spurted inside your pussy is heard.

"Ha......ah....ah......" Mayuri panted heavily.

"Captain..haah..... are you ok?" You ask worriedly as Mayuri's body completely fall on top of yours, both hands released your knees and as he brought them to your side. Mayuri didn't move, for he doesn't want his precious cum to spill from your pussy.

Now that you came back to your sense, you realize his face paint now turn into greyish because of the hot make out session with you earlier. Some of his own saliva and semen seems like sticking on his face especially on his mouth area. Well talking about face, yours also have some of his face paint sticking on.

Mayuri's body completely relaxed, he's too lazy to move that you have to push him softly so that he's laying by your side. Too tired to resist so he let you to do so. Mayuri feel at ease since he just released all of his stress and frustrated with..

With his whore, his personal whore..

You get up and you could feel that your legs are shaking. Mayuri's cum dripping out from your pussy and sticking on your inner thighs.

You looked over your shoulder, looking at Mayuri who still laying on his bed. You smiled softly at him.

"I'll help you wash those paint on your body, captain. A massage sounds good too after such an intense activity "

You says as you heading to the bathroom to prepare the bathtub for him.

Well for the next round..

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Me destroying my phone after writing whatever this is right at 02:35 am:

I'm sorry if sooooo many English errors here omg. Like I have no confident to publish this one and yet still post it aaaghhhhh. If there's any major error/just something wrong with whatever I wrote there then I'll edit it again when I am human being again 💯💯💯 and I have so many things in my draft here, but decided to publish this one hmmmmmmmm

Y'all know that one Snickers commercial where they said "You're Not You When You're Hungry"

Yeah they should make that commercial but "Not you when you're sleepy" version because I haven't sleep for two days 💀

Anyway to anyone that read this, love y'all

<3

—Sindy

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30 March is early at my place/country so I wait for everyone before reblog anything about his birthday~ Mayuriii😍

It's officially March the 30th in my country so...

Happy

Birthday

Blorbo

Beebus

(And Nemu)

To the fictional dude that made me smile a bit since last year. Like, constantly.

To the guy that reignited my passion for writing.

To the blue haired evil genius, my babygirl, that lets me live in his basement.

Happy B-day, Mayuri Kurotsuchi. Mayurin. Mayu. Bastard. Love you anyway.

And here comes my humble contribution to the ages that I've already done on a certain other social media.

Enjoy my "I love Mayuri's beautiful scientist hands so y'all gotta love with me too" compilation!

1 - Ignore the subs, I am lazy.

2 - My collection never stops, I am still watching and re-watching after all!

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Happy Birthday Mayuri 💜🖤💜🖤

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threw this together late last night and fell asleep holding my tablet

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Still working on Mayuri x reader and other Bleach Scenarios. Honestly will publish two or three of my writing in one time soon if I have time to finish it.

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Everybody knows he only went to las noches because ichigo was there😅🤣

Follow me on tiktok ⬅️

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Ok I might start to draw him more than once…

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Sooo Caesar Clown ?

I never watched One Piece but YouTube recommended me this man (as well as Tumblr) and umm y’know ?

I have no idea if I got the personality right since I just look at one or two videos, some pictures in Pinterest and read a bit about him on his wiki page, but all I can say is that he seems to be an intelligent bastard with a dumb brain at times.

Oh yeah also :

It might be just some one shots drawings, don’t think about it too much..

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Ichigo: Why are these Menos seems bigger and healthier than usual??

Rukia: Like hell I know, focus Ichigo, on your left!!

Ichigo: Damn they're getting faster too!!! *Swing his Zanpakuto around*

~~ meanwhile in Hueco Mundo ~~

Tosen: Aww I raised them well 🌹💕 *proud father*

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The Seireitei Sexyman Tournament Quarterfinals has Arrived!

There were some tough decisions to be had last round, but now we’re getting towards the end. These four polls will be setting us up for the semifinals next week, and of course the finals following that.

So be sure to support your favorites and vote for them in the Tournament

As always, this tournament is sponsored by the Women’s Soul Reaper Association

Round Three - Quarterfinals:

1. Shunsui Kyoraku vs. Shinji Hirako

2. Kenpachi Zaraki vs. Sosuke Aizen

3. Renji Abarai vs. Jushiro Ukitake

4. Byakuya Kuchiki vs. Yumichika Ayasegawa

Round Two Results:

1. Shunsui Kyoraku (83.6%) vs. Kaname Tosen (16.4%)

2. Isshin Kurosaki (40.8%) vs. Shinji Hirako (59.2%)

3. Kenpachi Zaraki (55.8%) vs. Izuru Kira (44.2%)

4. Sosuke Aizen (68,9%) vs. Rojuro "Rose" Oboribashi (31.1%)

5. Kisuke Urahara (47.5%) vs. Renji Abarai (52.5%)

6. Kensei Muguruma (25.9%) vs. Jushiro Ukitake (74.1%)

7. Gin Ichimaru (39.7%) vs. Byakyua Kuchiki (60.3%)

8. Yumichika Ayasegawa (65.5%) vs. Ikkaku Madarame (34.5%)

Round One Results:

1. Shunsui Kyoraku (97.9%) vs. Marchiyo Omaeda (2.1%)

2. Hachigen Ushoda (19.4%) vs. Kaname Tosen (80.6%)

3. Isshin Kurosaki (80.3%) vs. Tetsuzaemon Iba (19.7%)

4. Mayuri Kurotsuchi (29.3%) vs. Shinji Hirako (70.7%)

5. Kenpachi Zaraki (92.2%) vs. Zennosuke Kurumadani (7.8%)

6. Izuru Kira (70.9%) vs. Tessai Tsukabishi (29.1%)

7. Sosuke Aizen (76.4%) vs. Ryuunosuke Yuki (23.6%)

8. Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto (18.4%) vs. Rojuro "Rose" Otoribashi (81.6%)

9. Kisuke Urahara (96.2%) vs. Sentaro Kotsubaki (3.8%)

10. Kaien Shiba (31.7%) vs. Renji Abarai (68.3%)

11. Kensei Muguruma (67%) vs. Chojiro Sasakibe (33%)

12. Jushiro Ukitake (58.7%) vs. Ichigo Kurosaki (41.3%)

13. Love Aikawa (13.1%) vs. Gin Ichimaru (86.9%)

14. Byakuya Kuchiki (52%) vs. Shuhei Hisagi (48%)

15. Yumichika Ayasegawa (78.2%) vs. Hanataro Yamada (21.8%)

16. Sajin Komamura (42.1%) vs. Ikkaku Madarame (57.9%)

Thank you all for participating!

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Mayuri Kurotsuchi X Reader

"Change"

Warning: Fluff💕+ damn nasty Smut💀✨

"I wanna trust me, the way that you trust me"

"Ooh, cause nobody ever loved me like you do"

"I'd love to see me from your point of view"

—POV by Ariana Grande

The first time you met Mayuri when Urahara introduced him to everyone in 12th squad, you had your heart set on him. For you, Mayuri is easy to work with, you don't even know why everyone is having hard time with him. It didn't even take a month for you to be close to him, the way you accept him for who he is and match his energy brings you closer to each other.

Those beautiful eyes of his, those beautiful painted skin of his, those beautiful smile of his whenever he's getting excited with new experiment... You never know if he likes you the same way you like him, so keeping the love feeling for yourself is the best option because there's no way you want to ruin the special bond between the two of you.

He never treats you as badly as he does with others but you don't want to make preconceived assumptions about his small kindness.

Now that he's a captain of 12th Division, you can say that you work under him as a Squad 12's soul reaper. While everyone else trying their best to avoid him, you tried your best to get closer to him not just physically, but also emotionally. You are one of a few people that he's close with, but compare with Nemu and Akon, you're the closest one since hundred years ago.

"Captain?" You call for him as you slowly made your way inside the room. It's been a week since he locked himself inside his private lab, totally busy with whatever he's working on. Now it's middle of the night and all the researchers already headed to their own barracks, leaving the place empty except for you and Mayuri. "What is it? Didn't I tell everyone in this squad to not bother me?" The captain respond in such a low voice, hinting that he's drained out. His eyes never once look at you, only focusing on the monitor screen. "Nothing, just checking on my favorite person"

No respond from Mayuri, only the clicking sound of the keyboard being heard. Slowly you approach the captain and standing next to him, giving him a worried look. Your right hand touches his, stopping him from typing on his keyboard.

He groaned, too tired to push you away so he let you to do so. "I know you're tired, captain, how about taking a break?" You whispered.

"I'm not tired and please go away you're distracting me" he replied and and tried to push you away but failed, too tired to move his muscles. You smile softly and pull him from his seat. You're gonna risk it all, he is the man that you love and you should take care of him. Even if he probably will kill you after this, you just don't care anymore.

You know how much he hate it when people see him in such a fragile state so you hurriedly lead him to his own captain's quarters. It's not your first time going there anyway. When Urahara still a captain, he always asked you to help him tidy the the quarters for him so the place is familiar to you. But now the captain's quarters is not belong to Urahara, but Mayuri...

Once you guys enter the room, Mayuri pull his hand from you so that he can undress and heading to the bathroom.

"wait for me here, we will settle this once I'm done removing this paint..." he stated and close the door behind. For some reason there's no threat behind his words this time, he just genuinely wants you to stay there with him.

Around 15 minutes later, you find yourself fall asleep on his bed and immediately get up before he sees you in this state. Just in time he came out of his bathroom, wearing nothing but only towel that wrapped around his waist. You were loss for words, it's the first time you've seen him without his white paint and he's absolutely gorgeous.

"First time seeing me like this, isn't?" He knew what he's doing and it's driving you crazy.

Your hands moving on its own, touching his cold skin and caressing the scars on his arm. "Captain...." You couldn't believe that you finally see the real him.. "Y/n, this time just call me by my name".

Mayuri.. it's been a long time since you call him by that name.. ever since he became a captain, it's absolutely forbidden to address him so casually..

Mayuri pushed you down to the bed, his head now on your chest as he nestled against it. You were flustered, you never imagined yourself to be with Mayuri like this. Slowly you runs your fingers on his blue hair which made Mayuri felt more sleepy and in relaxed state. "I know you desired me, I know you love me since the day that man introduced me to you" He said in a low voice but enough for you to hear. "Holy shit am I that obvious?" This is so embarrassing that you feels like you want to slap the shit out of yourself. So he knew about this.

The tired captain didn't respond, only stare at you in such uncomfortable amount of time before asking you one more question. "Can I trust you?" He asked cautiously.

"Yes"

Now that both of you changed the position, you find yourself straddling him while slowly trailing your fingers on his scars and placed a kiss on it, admiring his body that you've never seen before. "I am surprised you're not afraid of me" he said which made you giggles and stares at his honey gold eyes. "Say something, idiot" he scoffed and smacked your ass. You yelped and accidentally pressed your chest against his, which cause something awaken underneath you.. "Hmmm? Seems like you got me excited" He smirked and smacked your ass again, this time harder than before. "A..ah! Mayuri" you accidentally moaned his name. "Why should I be afraid of you?" you pouted and playfully punched his chest. He wonder why and how you love someone like him, he wonder how is he likes in your point of view.

The special feeling he had for you grew even more when he sure that he can trust you. As someone who is cautious with everything and anything, it's hard for him to just open up and yet he just showed his real face to you...

You cupped his cheeks with your cold hands and give him a quick kiss before look at his eyes once more. "Please don't doubt me, my feeling for you is genuine" you kiss him again but this time on his forehead, trying to gain his trust.

Your fingers trailed the scars on his shoulder as you moved your hips back and forth just to provoke him more. Losing his patience, he pushed you down to the bed and ripped your clothes off your body until your skin was completely exposed to him as he removed the towel from his waist, revealing his huge dick to you.

"Is this huge dick of mine scaring you, girl?" The audacity he had saying something like that made you even more excited. You said nothing and look away, completely embarrassed by the situation you caught yourself in.

He took your left hand and placed it on his chest, wanting more for your touch before he furiously thrust his dick inside your tighten cunt without any warning. "Mayuri..!" You screamed his name and wrapped your legs around his waist.

"Be proud..ah.. having my dick deep inside your pussy.. is a privilege you know.. mmm" he said as his half lidded golden eyes looking at you with lust. Showing no mercy, he thrusts himself into your pussy harder until the tip of his cock hitting every flesh from the inside.

"Ma..yuri.. mhmmm I thought you were.. tired?" You said in confusion, surprised that he has such a stamina to fuck you like the beast he is.

"So what, want me to slow down?" He said teasingly, hips still moving but in such unsatisfying slow pace.

His eyes fixated on your bouncing breasts, smacking them multiple time before licking the sensitive buds with the tip of his tongue slowly. You arched your back in response.

"Mayuri..can you just please..faster?" You begged him. He could feel your pussy squeezing his dick harder than before and he absolutely prided himself for this. "Fine, since you begged for it" with that his thrust getting faster than before until your knees getting weak and your legs are shaking. "who do you belong to? Huh?" He asked in a husky voice as his right hand pressed against your neck. "Answer me"

"you, I'm belong to you alone" your answer satisfied him. A few more thrust and he felt something...

"Ah fuck.."

He whimpered and shoot his warm cum deep inside your pussy, not dare to move yet since he don't want to spill it. Your pussy now filled with his sticky semen and it feels so good...

He inserted two of his fingers inside your pussy, pumping it in and out. "Mayuri bae.. i think that's enough ah.." you can't handle the overstimulation and felt like you almost reach your second orgasm.

"Did you just call me your bae?" He said excitedly as he pulled his fingers that covered with his own semen mixed with your wetness and shove it to your mouth. "Say it again, I want to hear it" The blue hair captain sure enjoying this judging by huge smile that appeared on his handsome face. Seeing you struggle to get the words out is so cute for him.

"My Ma..yuri bae" struggling with your own words since his fingers toying with your tongue now. "Hmm?" He brought his face closer to yours this time, fingers still inside your mouth. "Mayuri..bae.. i love.. you" finally, the words he wanted to hear. "You're mine" he whispered and pull his fingers from your mouth.

Mayuri smiles at you before his body collapse to the bed. "Mayuri, are you ok?" You went into panic mode and try to wake him up. "My dick is exhausted and you expecting me to have any stamina left? Since you brought me here I should get my sleep" he murmured and pulled you to lie down with him. He snuggle against your chest, squeezing and playing with your breasts.

"Hey..Mayuri.."

"What? Can't your own man touching your breasts?"

Ok that caught you off guard, but that's not what you want to ask him. "What if you impregnate me?" The question you asked him brought him back to reality. Well he did cum inside you but he didn't remember impregnate you was part of the plan. After a few minutes of thinking, he has made up his mind.

And it will change everything..

"We will keep the baby..my love, I'll make you my wife and Nemu will have little sibling" he said and kissed your lips once more before both of you fall asleep.

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Nemu: Good morning, mother

Y/n: Mother..?

Nemu: Master Mayuri told me to call you mother starting from today, mother.

Y/n: omg * blushing*

Akon: I want to be the cool uncle—

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<3

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Mayuri is love, Mayuri is Life idc he's so precious and I love him

Me on tumblr.com: yah it's cool, I know Mayuri has his haters but I can't blame them:)

Me 2 seconds later when I see a post lightly ribbing him: YOU!!!!!! ARE!!!!! WRROOOOOOOONNNGGG>>>>>:((( *tears out my hair and fucking dies*

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LET'S GO TO THE SHOPPING MALL! WITH BLEACH CHARACTERS pt2 + y/n

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"I swear I don't think this is a good idea to have you guys with us again" Rangiku says as she pointed at Mayuri, Ikkaku, Iba, Kira and Kenpachi. "Why not? I'm starting to like this shopping mall thing heh" Kenpachi says and leaving them behind with Yachiru sitting on his shoulder. "Hehehe.. I shall get myself a human to bring back— uh I mean I'm going to buy something with Nemu" with that, Mayuri dragged Nemu from there, leaving the Soul Reaper behind. "How about you y/n?" Yumichika asked. "Well I'm going to meet my old friend, see ya!" You said and walk away from the place excitedly because you're going to meet your best friend, Shinji.

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"Huu...sobs.. Ikkaku!!..sobs.." Iba cried as Renji patted his back. "It's ok, he will be fine" Kira said, tries his best to comfort him. "We...we lost one of our dear brother...sobs.. why..WHY MUST HE'S WITH THE GIRLS?? And then.. captain Komamura.." Iba cried out loud and now everyone looking at him. Actually Captain Komamura was with them earlier, but so many girls chasing after him because they thought the captain was a real dog.. "What breed you are, cutie??" "Omg I want to have you as my pet so bad!" "Kyaaaaa your fur is soooo soft!" End up the captain being dragged from his comrades to somewhere else.

"How about we have some fun...there?" Hisagi pointed at the nearest Karaoke place and the boys pushed Iba to enter the karaoke room. "Iba-san, because you are the most handsome and charming man among us today, you will sing the first song" Renji said and give the microphone to Iba. "T..thanks.. ALRIGHT BOYS, TODAY I'M GONNA SING...."

"Baka Mitai" ✨ * wipe fake tears dramatically*

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Jushiro, Shunsui and captain Yamamoto wear matching blue sweaters and matching pink tote bags. Clearly all of this is Jushiro's greatest idea, this man is so adorable how can we resist him omg. " I want you to try this!" Jushiro said as he give Yamamoto his favorite donut. "Ohhhh no no no, I won't let ya!" Shunsui hurriedly snatched the donut from Jushiro before he could give it to the old captain that standing between them. "Hmm? What's the matter Shunsui" Yamamoto asked in confusion. "This is the reason why Jushiro had bad toothach—mmmhhhd" before he could even finish his sentence, Jushiro covered his mouth and give the donut to Yamamoto. Once he took a bite, captain Yamamoto's eyes wide open and ask if he can have more of the donut. "You sly fox..." Shunsui says and facepalm, knowing what will happen afterwards.. "Let us enjoy our day, don't worry everything will be fine" Jushiro said confidently as captain Yamamoto dragging him to the nearest bakery.

"Instead of toothache, I guess the two of you will be having a great diabetes.."

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"Oi Yumichika...why do I need to follow you guys..?" Says Ikkaku with tons of shopping bags on his arm, following the girls and Yumichika from behind. "It was my idea, this way we can prevent the fight you most likely started" Yumichika answered and winked at him. "If anything bad happens, you will bark for us!" Rangiku added and patted Ikkaku's shiny head before she run away from him.

"....."

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"Ulquiorra, may I ask, where do you got that hilarious amount of face cream?" Aizen ask calmly and looked at the adorable Arrancar. "Human told me how important this cream for me to keep my skin clear and fair, so I buy it. After I bought one, they give me another one and then another one, they put the cream on my skin so I need to pay for all of it" Ulquiorra answered innocently, poor boy don't even know that he just got scammed since he also bought random automatic toothbrush from the store. Aizen only could smiles at him, but the smile immediately disappeared from his face after seeing you walking with Shinji. "Is that lady Y/n?" Ulquiorra asked. "Yes, seems like she's with Shinji.." Menacingly, Aizen approached the two of you while glaring at Shinji.

"Oh y/n? it's been a long time since we met!" Aizen greeted you with his charming smile and pull you into a hug. Shinji was not expecting to see that Soul Society criminal dude here in the living world, especially in a shopping mall. You were surprised to see Aizen, is this the proper time to be friendly after all the things he did.... "Aizen..! It's been a long time too haha" you said in awkward laugh and hug him back. When Aizen still a captain of 5th Division before he betrayed whole Soul Society, he had this silly little crush on you which is something he can't deny. "Excuseeeee me, peasant, that's not how you greet someone's girlfriend" Shinji pushed Aizen away and stood between the two of you. Damn everything going to be chaotic starting from now...

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*sniff, sniff *

"Yachiru, I smell a fight" a huge grin plastered on Kenpachi's face, knowing that he will have some real fun today. "I'll show you da wae Kenny!! Go to the left!" Yachiru says and excitedly pulls Kenpachi's hair. "Heh, let's go" With that Kenpachi starts to run without have any sense of direction, only relying on Yachiru's navigate skills. If you guys wonder where they are in the beginning, both of him and Yachiru is actually getting lost at Shopping mall and end up in the Parking lot.

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"Grrr.... Bark.. Bark!" Ikkaku gritted his teeth and bark, his index finger pointed at Shinji who's still fighting Aizen with his bare hands. "First of all I am not expecting you to play along with Rangiku, secondly..IS THAT MY PRECIOUS Y/N OVER THERE?" Yumichika shouted in most dramatic way while Rangiku, Isane and Nanao stare at Ulquiorra who is standing by your side in awe. "Aww ain't they cute together?" Rangiku says proudly and took a pictures of you guys with Nanao's camera.

Surprisingly, you and Ulquiorra get along pretty well after you taught him how to use the automatic toothbrush. "Aren't you going to help Aizen?" You asked the 4th Espada. "He seems enjoying the fight and I won't interrupt, unless Aizen sama calls for me, then I shall wipe out Shinji's existence" he answers with blank expression on his face.

"Uh oh, I thought we're not fighting anyone today" Gin says as he walks to your direction with Szayel and Tosen following him from behind. "Wow...what an.. awkward meeting" you thought. Szayel looked at you with huge creepy smile on his face, looks like he's going to do something unpleasant. Slowly, he's getting closer and closer...... Until Ikkaku hit Szayel on his head with his wooden sword. "What are you intend to do? You pink weirdly dressed anchovy?" Ikkaku to the rescue! He saved you this time... "What's wrong with you shiny head!" Szayel yelled and hissed in pain. Ikkaku handed his wooden sword to you and ready to beat Szayel with his own fist, because of the rules... "no Zanpakuto". Now that the boys and Kenpachi arrived, everything will be a great mess.

Remember that Shinji and Aizen were fighting with bare hands? Well not just two of them, now we have Ikkaku Vs Szayel, Ulquiorra with his automatic toothbrush Vs Kenpachi and Renji vs Tosen.

"I'm not joining you guys" Gin said and left them behind after patted Kira's shoulder, leaving Kira with mixed feeling. Right now Iba and Hisagi cheering for Renji like a highschool girls.

"Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?" Aizen said with an amusing look on his face. "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer." Shinji cracked his knuckles and ready to punch him in the face but Aizen gracefully avoided it and winked at you. "Ewwww" Yachiru who's been clinging on your shoulder from behind, gave Aizen a thumbs down.

"Heh, you are no match for me weirdo, I have all the luck" Ikkaku says as he throw a punch at Szayel, before his fist could even landed on Szayel's handsome face, a loud thump being heard from behind. All of sudden, Szayel passed out and laying unconsciously on the floor. "What the fuc—" Ikkaku cursed out and see Yumichika holding a pan with a scary look on his face. "I thought we're all agree that we shouldn't fighting here omg" now that Yumichika is fully annoyed, he wish to hit everyone with his pan but clearly he can't do that alone. "Huaaa heheheheh..Nemu, drag my new specimen outta here" Mayuri says as he poke Szayel's head to make sure that he's really unconscious. "Holy shi— Kurotsuchi taicho, you startled me!" Thank God Yumichika didn't swing his pan and hit Mayuri's face. "Kurotsuchi taicho, what are you doing here?" Ikkaku asked. "Collecting my new specimen, duh?" Mayuri replied and walk away, uninterested with whatever happens around him.

Just like everyone else, Ulquiorra is fighting Kenpachi. He use his automatic toothbrush to hit him. Kenpachi for sure is having fun right now that his spiritual pressure starts to increase, ready to beat the shit out of the 4th Espada. "I'm not expecting you to use that silly thing, well it's fine then.." he growls, but something stopped him.. Kenpachi and Ulquiorra went silent for no reason and slowly turn their head around to look at Captain Unohana's direction and regret it.. well of course it was nothing but her beautiful smile. And yet both of them felt threatened by it and stood froze there with stoic face, not moving a single muscles.

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"Tosen, I know you are stronger than me, but I've figured out a good way to defeat you" confidently, Renji approach Tosen with a huge grin on his face. "Bring it on,young man" Tosen says and stood still on his spot.

"ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!"

"!!!!!???" Tosen didn't expect that, but he believes in his instinct... So he let out a rock and Renji is scissors. "Tosen, I won, I chose paper and yours is rock". Iba, Kira and Hisagi looked at Renji with shocked looks while holding back their laughter. "Psst, Renji, I know that he is now our enemy but.. this is not nice thing to do you know..." Hisagi whispered to Renji. Tosen scoffed, of course he knew that Renji is lying to him. " I am blind, not stupid, Renji" with that Tosen walk away from that place, hoping that he's catching up with Gin. "I'm not interested in this fight, Aizen sama, I'm going back to Hueco Mundo" said him as he bowed at Aizen.

Aizen who still busy pulling Shinji's hair stopped and look at him. "I guess I should stop too, I don't want to waste my time here" with that Aizen let go of Shinji's hair and looking for you, but you are nowhere to be seen. "Hold up, where's Y/n?" Shinji asked, also looking for his beautiful best friend.

"No...more importantly.. WHERE'S THE GIRLS"

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"y/nn!!! Lady Yoruichi is so adorable isn't??" Soi Fon said as she patted Yoruichi's head. Yoruichi purr and nestled into your warmth hug, knowing that you love her cat form more than anything and proud of herself because she has stolen your attention from the boys. Few minutes ago, Soi Fon and her noticed that you looked a bit tense so she decided to change into her cat form and jump into your arms, having all your attention on her instead of the weirdos cavemen that fighting each other in the middle of the mall. You placed a few kisses on Yoruichi's forehead and tell her how cute she is.

"Y/n!!! Come back here please!!" Shinji and Aizen shouted from the entrance of the mall, calling your name repeatedly since they can't catch up with you. "Sorry boys, your girl is mine now" Yoruichi says and winked at them.

Rangiku carried sleepy Yachiru in her arm, ready to enter the Senkaimon with everyone else, including Mayuri that still talking to Captain Unohana and Nemu walking behind him, dragging Szayel's unconscious body.

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-The shopping mall now surrounded by the police.

-Aizen and the gang escaped to Hueco Mundo

-Shinji being rescued by Hiyori from the mall

-Renji, Iba, Hisagi and Kira escaped using their flash steps

-Kenpachi and Ikkaku fighting the cops using frying pan that Yumichika gave them💀

-Yumichika himself escaped with Renji and others

-No one knows what happened to captain Komamura and Szayel...

-Shunsui takes Jushiro to the dentist, again, but old man Yama still doing fine as ever even after ate huge amount of sweets with Jushiro 🔥 The three of them didn't even realize that their other comrades is fighting 💀

* Sad Shinji's noises *

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[sinzkiller]

I'd like to imagine Buggy made the "pleassee 🥺" face when he's convincing Crocodile to give him money XD

I really want to know how that happened canonically..

[sinzkiller]

Rivals to lovers

Mayuri x fem reader

Fluff

Where reader is his rival

I think he would be more of the type who enjoys having a rivalry with you, anything that has to do with science, if you are one of the people who is fascinated by that, he would do anything to "outdo" you but we know that it is not true , at least not completely, he also does it to impress you, although we cannot deny that he likes to see your disgusted face when he presents an invention that is slightly better than yours, he would laugh at you telling you how great it is. He's not that cocky but like I told you, he likes to see your reaction, also when you outdo him at something, literally anything, he gets mad at everyone, even you, he tells you that he can be better, but he secretly likes you to be like that although he never admits it

And since he is super observant, he knows when you are sad, even though he says he doesn't like you at all, he hates to see you sad too, he is not very good with words but secretly he tries to make you feel. better. By giving you some of his inventions, he simply tells you something that he likes about you, but not so directly, but as a riddle or riddle haha

But just as he knows you well, so do you, if he's sad you also try to comfort him, he says he hates the face you make when you show him a bit of your empathy and affection, he says he doesn't like the tender way you caress his cheeks. hands every time they're alone, he doesn't like that you show him that sweet smile that makes him so happy, he hates it! But he also wonders why he, despite hating him wants you to do it again.

Forgive if it is not completely understood, I confused to write qwq, I hope you enjoy it and forgive the delay

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>:3