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testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
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i don't respect DNIs not in the sense i go out of my way to break them but in the sense that i don't respect DNIs as a concept and consider them to be something of a red flag in general.
i'm not sure how to explain it but it's the combination of usually putting very serious issues on the same level as fandom stuff, the fact that half the time people don't even know what they're against beyond 'the bad stuff' therefore even further watering these issues down, and the idea that other people are expected to manage your online existence for you.
there's a passiveness to it that i think is actually a problem and it does not surprise me in the slightest that people with DNIs tend to view what media they consume as activism. do you get what i'm saying.
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self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism
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unicorn hunters on Tinder be like “ooh come fuck my husband ;)” go fuck your own damn husband
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billboards once leaving NY be like: GUNS!FIREWORKS! GOD!
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i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back
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there's some people in this website who will add an inane comment on your post and then you go to their blog and you realize with growing horror that they add inane comments to everyone's post. and i just want to know. what in god's green earth is wrong with them
#they think engagement farming does anything around here#sorry we do this shit for the love of the game around these parts
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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My own fault for clicking YouTube videos but honestly kinda remarkable the number of videos that are like “welcome back to my video Callout Of Material Consumerist Slop You Don’t Need. But first a word from our sponsor: Different Consumerist Slop You Don’t Need. If you’ve ever found yourself thinking ‘I need that thing’, you’re right and you do. Use my code NoMoreSlop10 for 10% off your first Slop order. Okay back to the video.”
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