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Beauty is a waste if the beholder has no taste
Lorelei (Lorie). Any pronouns.
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I’m trying to keep things light rn cuz I know we all could use some levity, but there may be a few political posts in there anyway. Scroll with caution.
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People are so fucking mean to the elemental monkeys and for what??? Because you think they're ugly???? Yeah well you're ugly. In your heart
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Got bored waiting for my job interview and wrote a Mario fic
It's a somewhat goofy brotherly love story. I'm pretty proud of it!
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I have a job interview today and my sweet, adorable, clingy cat BIT MY FUCKING FACE
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Thanks a lot for the reblog! Here's your daily Mario gif:
YESSSSS
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i love the phrase "great post everyone. hit the showers" because it implies that posting is a sport. which it is
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Today on clownery from my fraternity: I started “pavlov training” this guy from my frat as a joke but now it’s actually working
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professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”
professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”
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