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Both of these characters are called Julian. I think they have similar vibes. That's all I shall say.

(I couldn't be bothered to crop the meme or find a better picture of Dr Julian Bashir so that's the representation of him you're getting)

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As David Wymack said "Fight because you don't know how to die quietly." (I love that speech. If I was able to get a tattoo, I'd get that quote on my arm underneath a fox paw.)

Happy Pride my fellows, with a message from my personal little angry gay man, Strudel: survive to see them die. outlive those who wish to see you dead. Keep going out of spite: we will make it through this together.

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I feel that sometimes, as a community, we focus on the "little" part of the definition and forget that the "no" also exists

So, this pride month, I want to give a special shout out to my fellow adverse/repulsed arospecs and aspecs

Shoutout to all acespecs who experience no sexual attraction

Shoutout to all acespecs who don't want to have sex

Shoutout to all arospecs who experience no romantic attraction

Shoutout to all arospecs who don't want romantic relationships

Shoutout to all aroaces who experience no romantic or sexual attraction

Shoutout to all aroaces who don't want romantic or sexual relationships

Shoutout to all aspecs who don't want a relationship of any kind be it romantic, sexual or platonic

Your experience and your identity are not just some harmful stereotype, and you belong in aspec spaces just as much as everyone else.

Signed,

A sex and romance adverse aroace 💜🖤🩶🤍💚

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i think theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me *remembers im a tumblr user* i know theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me

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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

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Fair enough but also, spend less time shitting in public bathrooms please.

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Maybe you wouldn't have your drink drank if you spent less than twenty minutes shitting in a public bathroom. You're meant to piss for two minutes then leave, not faff. It's your own fault if your drink gets drank if you're taking upwards of twenty to thirty minutes in a public bathroom.

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I don't understand either of you. My last Google search was "when was the first same sex kiss on television?" so I don't know how that turns me into a villain but I'll figure it out. Kinda makes sense actually.

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Tim, to Jason over lunch: I made a bingo card for different injuries I bet I'll get this year

Jason: That's interesting. I might try that but I got this gnarly stab wound I don't want to go to waste so I think I'll count that

Tim: Well, it's 11 am the first of January, so, I'm assuming you got it last month and in that case no

Jason: I'm not fucking dumb I got it today

Tim: ... Okay

Jason: It's actually I think still bleeding but I haven't gone to Leslie's. I've been putting it off for like five hours

Tim: I thought that was ketchup

Jason: NOOO THIS IS MY FAVORITE HOODIE

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I disagree. My whole existence is meant to be viewed through a Tumblr lens. Also, that's not even the most Tumblr thing I've said this week. "I'm anaemic. This really fits into my frail Victorian gay aesthetic." is definitely a good contender. Also "I know Garak and Julian don't become canon ever but if they don't stop verbally edging each other, I'm going to scream." My favourite though is "Platonically kissing you is my favourite activity. We should try platonically fucking next."

I love giving myself some quotable dialogue. It's like I'm my own book character and I'm not even my favourite character. I'm the one who gets to go through all the pain and agony just for an unsatisfactory ending and a death because the writers got bored of the character.

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I got a comment on a fic that I've been writing for the past couple years yesterday. They said they really liked my fic and they asked for another chapter.

(It does not matter what the fic is about)

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I would say you probably shouldn't do that but that would be hypocritical since I am allergic to ginger and I love drinking ginger beer and before they were both discontinued, I would constantly drink Pepsi Max Ginger (the reason I found out I was allergic to ginger was because I drank two and a half bottles of Pepsi Max Ginger in less than two days and my throat got super itchy and my face was really red and I couldn't really breathe but I'm fine) and Monster Mules which are ginger flavoured Monsters. Also I love gingerbread and gingerbread lattes. Ginger might kill me one day but I'll die a happy kitten at least.

Anyway, do as I say, not as I do. Don't ignore your allergies, kids!

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I'm bored and literally anyone could ask me these questions and I'd probably answer them honestly. I doubt anyone would ask though.

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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The begging would be the most fun part of having a gun pointed to your head, doesn't even depend on what you're begging for. (This feels worded wrong somehow but I can't figure why. I must just be tired.)

have some more Jackbat art!

"GIVE HIM BACK, YOU MONSTER!"

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Who doesn't want to have a gun pointed at their head by an attractive man? (There might be several things wrong with me and this could be construed as one of them.)

have some more Jackbat art!

"GIVE HIM BACK, YOU MONSTER!"

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I mean this with the utmost sincerity but I had an army of imaginary friends (because I didn't have any real friends) and I just killed them all off one day in an imaginary plane crash and decided to go around telling everyone about it. I don't know if this is a normal experience or if I was just a batshit insane kid. I didn't get real friends for six more years after that so I killed them all off for no reason. This got sad but yeah.

my hot take is that imaginary friends can be victims of neglect and domestic abuse