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i don’t know why but i’m really amused by the winner of some ‘new kanji’ contest:
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compare with the real kanji
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座 (seat/gathering), but the two 人 (person) radicals have been moved from next to each other within the 土 (earth) radical to diagonally from each other, making this “social distance(d seating/gathering)”
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The best part of any class that deals with phonetics/phonology/morphology is watching everybody carefully, silently, repeatedly mouthing every sound the instructor brings up, like:
Instructor: [is talking about schwa]
The entire class, every time:
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Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
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The たら conditional
A conditional sentence is one that expresses a condition and a possible outcome. 
“If I study, I will graduate.” 
There are two conditional’s in Japanese たら and と. Lets focus on たら for now. 
たら conditional corresponds to English clauses starting with “if” or “when” 
Here’s the formula ; “Plain past tense form of verbs/ adj,/ copula+ら”
1.) 日本へ着いたら、電話してください。(nihon e tsuitara, denwashite kudasai) -> When/If you arrive in Japan, please call me. 
2.) 勉強したら、卒業します。(benkyoushitara, sotsugyoushimasu) -> If I study, I will graduate.
3.) 大学に電車で行ったら、30分かかります。(daigaku ni densha de ittara, sanjuppun kakarimasu) -> If I go to University by train, it’ll take 30 minutes. 
4.)学生だったら、もっと勉強してください。(gakusei dattara, motto benkyoushite kudasai) -> If you are a student, please study more. 
*the main clause (following たら) can be non-past or past tense*
1.) 家に帰ったら、家の前に友達がいました。(uchi ni kaettara, uchi no mae ni tomodachi ga imashita) -> When I went home, my friend was in front of the house. 
2.) 会社に歩いて行ったら、一時間かかりました。(kaisha ni aruite ittara, ichijikan kakarimasu) -> When I walked to work, it took one hour.
3.)クラスに行ったら、先生も学生もいませんでした。(kurasu ni ittara, sensei mo gakusei mo imasen deshita) -> When I got to class the teacher and students weren’t there. 
*when the main clause is past tense it expresses something the speaker was surprised about* 
4.)日本人だったら、もっとたくさん漢字を知っているんですけど… (nihonjin dattara, motto takusan kanji wo shitte iru n desu kedo…) -> If I were Japanese I’d know a lot more Kanji but…
5.) お金があったら、新しい車を買うでしょう。(okane ga attara, atarashii karuma o kau deshou.) -> If I had money I would probably buy a new car.
たら is also used when asking for or giving advice
1.) 日本語を勉強したいんですけど、どうしたらいいですか。(nihongo o benkyoushitai n desu kedo, dou shitara ii desu ka) -> I want to study Japanese, but how should I do it? 
2.) 日本に留学したらいいですよ。(nihon ni ryuugakushitara ii desu yo) -> It would be good if you studied abroad in Japan. 
3.)東京駅に行きたいんですけど、どうやって行ったらいいですか。(toukyou eki ni ikitai n desu kedo, dou yatte ittara ii desu ka) -> I want to go to Tokyo station, how should I get there? 
4.)電車で行ったらいいでしょう。(densha de ittara ii deshou) -> It would probably be good to go by train. 
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Moderately Interesting Japanese Episode 9: Animal Proverbs in Japanese
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I have no idea what show this is from, but it’s so cute lol
I have a thing for Japanese. As you’ve likely noticed. And there are many aspects of the language that interest me, but one area in particular is 諺 kotowaza, or proverbs. 
There are many intriguing proverbs, but today I’m going to focus on those that revolve around animals. How many did you already know?
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蛙の子は蛙 A frog’s child is a frog
Japanese pronunciation: Kaeru no ko wa kaeru English equivalent: Like father like son.*
I put an asterisk next to the English equivalent because it is not 100% equal. The English expression “like father like son” is often used in a positive light, expressing pride in the child for taking after the parent’s good qualities. It can also be used in a negative way, but I feel that the positive nuance is stronger.
However, the Japanese expression is only negative. When a frog is born it is not a frog but tadpole, which looks like an entirely different animal. Slowly but surely, though, the frogspawn changes until it is identical to its parents. This is a metaphor for children who seem able of surpassing their parents, but who ultimately wind up just like them.
For example, say that there are a mother and father who are not artistically inclined, and their young daughter draws a pretty good picture. They think that she will become a great drawer much better than they could ever be, but as time passes they realize that she is just as mediocre at drawing as they are. They may sigh and say, “Kaeru no ko wa kaeru.”
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鹿を追う者は山を見ず He who chases the deer fails to see the forest
Japanese pronunciation: Shika wo ou mono wa yama wo mizu English Equivalent: You cannot see the wood for the trees.
Imagine a hunter who chases a swift deer through the mountain forest. He is so intent on his prey that he does not realize where he going, and by the time he has caught the deer, he is completely lost and darkness is falling. This expression is about people who are so fixated on one thing that they lose sight of other important things.
This expression is very similar to the English “You cannot see the wood for the trees,” which refers to someone who does not notice small but crucial details.
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猫に小判 Gold before cats
Japanese pronunciation: Neko ni koban English equivalent: Pearls before swine
A “koban” is a large gold oval coin that was used for many centuries as currency in Japan. You could think of it as a hundred dollar bill in terms of worth compared to other Japanese coinage at the time.
Naturally, while a koban held a large amount of significance for any person, if you gave it to a cat the cat wouldn’t know what to do with it. It would probably give it a curious whiff and then walk away. This expression is used when someone’s gift or efforts are wasted on the recipient. It’s the exact same as the English “pearls before swine.”
Also, as a fun little side-note, anybody who’s in my generation or younger should know this, but can you name the first-generation cat Pokemon that was a Team Rocket henchman? Do you remember what he had on his forehead?
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Who’s that Pokemon?! It’s Meowth! The golden coin on his forehead is shaped like a koban and is a reference to this proverb. There’s a fun fact you can share with your Pokemon-loving friends.
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前門の虎、後門の狼 A tiger at the front gate, a wolf at the back gate
Japanese pronunciation: Zenmon no tora, koumon no ohkami English equivalent: Between the devil and the deep blue sea, or, between a rock and a hard place
Imagine that you have sneaked into the enemy’s fortress but were seen by the guards. You must escape through either the front or rear gates of the castle walls, but at the front gates waits a ferocious tiger and at the rear gates snarls a hungry wolf. Either will end poorly for you, yet you must choose one or the other. This expression refers to a situation in which neither of the available options are good.
When thinking of an equivalent English expression, the first one that came to mind was “between a rock and a hard place,” but it turns out that this expression is only about 100 years old. I wanted something with a bit more seniority, and that was when I stumbled across “between the devil and the deep blue sea,” which I had only known as a lyric in an Aerosmith song until then haha. It turns out this expression was first recorded in English almost 400 years ago though.
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猫に鰹節の番をさせる Setting the cat to guard the dried fish
Japanese pronunciation: Neko ni katsuobushi no ban wo saseru  English equivalent: Setting the fox to guard the henhouse
I really like this one. First, you need to know what “katsuobushi” is, which I loosely translated as “dried fish.” It’s actually tissue paper-thin shavings of dried bonito, and cats absolutely love the stuff. And why wouldn’t they? It’s got the strong taste and smell of fish that they crave without the hassle of having to pick out bones or tear through scales.
Therefore, you can imagine that a cat would not a trustworthy guard make. This expression is identical to the English “setting the fox to guard the henhouse.”
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They smoke the bonito for a ridiculously long time until it looks like a fossilized banana, and then they shred it up with a fancy box. Voila, katsuobushi.
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This is an official advertisement for katsuobushi from about 1843. The cats are spelling out かつを (katsuo). 
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鴨がネギをしょってくる A duck comes bringing leeks
Japanese pronunciation: Kamo ga negi wo shottekuru English equivalent: ??
This one is a bit of head-scratcher lol. First, you need to know that there is a Japanese dish called “kamo nabe,” which is a duck stew with leeks. If a duck comes to you on its own, that in and of itself is a good thing for you. If it is also carrying leeks, it is even better. In other words, this expression is used when two or more convenient/beneficial things happen at the same time.
However, there is another underlying message of this expression that makes it difficult to find a matching English expression. That is, that the duck who unknowingly seals his fate is naive/foolish. Also, a duck is seen as an easy-to-trick or simple-minded bird. (Think of the English expressions “sitting duck” and “lame duck.”)
Specifically, this expression is used when Person A unknowingly does something beneficial for Person B that will later come back to hurt Person A.
I hunted for an equivalent expression in English but couldn’t find one. If you know of one in English or another language, please let me know in the comments!
Also, there is another Pokemon based on this expression. Do you know which one it is?
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Yep, it’s Farfetch’d! Its name in Japanese is カモネギ (Kamonegi), or Leek Duck. Two Pokemon facts in one post? How much better can it get?
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取らぬ狸の皮算用 Counting the pelts of raccoon dogs one has yet to catch
Japanese pronunciation: Toranu tanuki no kawazanyou English equivalent: Counting your chickens before they’ve hatched
The Japanese version of this well-known expression is decidedly darker than the English one. Imagine a hunter laying a dozen traps for raccoon dogs (called “tanuki” in Japanese) and bragging to his friends how he was going to catch 12 in a day. Upon checking the traps, he sees that he has only caught five. His friends would say, “Don’t count your pelts before you’ve caught them.”
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立つ鳥跡を濁さず A bird taking flight does not foul the water
Japanese pronunciation: Tatsu tori wa ato wo nigosazu English equivalent: Burn no bridges
This expression can be heard on an almost daily basis in Japan. When a bird takes off from the water, it leaves behind clear, clean water only. There is no trace that it was ever there once the ripples have faded.
This is most commonly used when someone quits their job. It is important to leave no unfinished business or messes for your coworkers to clean up after you, and of course you want to leave on a good note with everyone. When you depart, you should make sure that you leave no unfavorable traces of yourself behind.
I guess that the closest English expression would be “burn no bridges,” though I saw several people stating “It’s an ill bird that fouls its own nest” as an equivalent. I feel like that expression is different, though, because it focuses more on the the perpetrator and less on the people around him, while the Japanese expression is all about making sure not to inconvenience others.
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井の中の蛙、大海を知らず A frog at the bottom of a well knows nothing of the great ocean
Japanese pronunciation: I no naka no kawazu, taikai wo shirazu  English equivalent: He that stays in the valley shall never get over the hill.
We all know at least one person who is woefully narrow-minded, not for lack of effort but simply because their world extends only to their city limit. They do not travel, do not have friends from varied backgrounds, and do not actively seek out the unfamiliar. This leaves them unaware of all the world has to offer.
The Japanese expression summarizes this predicament beautifully. A frog living in the bottom of a well may think that he is in the great expanses of the sea, but in actuality is in a prison, starved from all the wonders of light and sensation that are waiting outside the well.
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The End!!
I hope you guys enjoyed today’s Moderately Interesting Japanese. Work has been…absolute chaos. My old boss was moved to a new project within the company. They’re shorthanded and I’ve been asked to translate over 30,000 pages of high level tech training materials (that I have no experience/knowledge of) into Japanese…in 5 weeks…on top of my regular duties… Needless to say I am exceedingly close either to drinking enough caffeine that my third eye opens, my chakras align, and I become an omnipotent god, or a mental breakdown. But I only have 2,000 more pages to go until I’m finished! 
My queue of word of the day posts is running low and it might be a few days until I can get some more ready, but please be patient. I still have tons of cool words I want to share with you! ♡
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pokemon names in toki pona
these are not transliterations, because that would be too easy! instead i made up punny names from toki pona words
bulbasaur: akasili ivysaur: akasi venusaur: akasuli charmander: akeselili charmeleon: akeseli charizard: wakeseli squirtle: akeloli wartortle: akelo blastoise: akesulo caterpie: pipili metapod: pipiwen butterfree: pipona weedle: pipilike kakuna: kiwenpike beedrill: pipike pidgey: wasipi pidgeotto: wasona pidgeot: wasuli rattata: sowepipi raticate: sowepipike spearow: ikaso fearow: sulikaso ekans: akesike arbok: akesulike pikachu: sowelo raichu: sowawali sandshrew: sowema sandslash: sowenki nidoranf: melilike nidorina: melike nidoqueen: mesulike nidoranm: limikeje nidorino: mikeje nidoking: sumikeje clefairy: suwili clefable: suwimun vulpix: seliweli ninetales: somuteli jigglypuff: suwike wigglytuff: suliwi zubat: wasoweli golbat: wasowelike oddish: kasike gloom: kasikeike vileplume: kasuwike paras: kililipi parasect: kilipi venonat: pipilisike venomoth: wapipike diglett: sowanpa dugtrio: mutesowanpa meowth: sowemani persian: ponoweli psyduck: waselo golduck: lawaselo mankey: utawelili primeape: utaweli growlithe: ponoweseli arcanine: ponowesuli poliwag: telikesike poliwhirl: telakesike poliwrath: utalakesi abra: sowelilawa kadabra: sowelawa alakazam: suwelawa machop: utalilan machoke: utalan machamp: ponutalan bellsprout: kasinja weepinbell: kasikelin victreebel: mokasike tentacool: ikalali tentacruel: ikala geodude: likiwen graveler: kiwenale golem: sukiwen ponyta: taselili rapidash: taseli slowpoke: ikalawa slowbro: ikalawen magnemite: kiwawen magneton: kiwawenute farfetch’d: wasi doduo: wasotu dodrio: wansotu seel: kalaweli dewgong: kalawelo grimer: ikeloli muk: ikelo shellder: kalawen cloyster: utalawen gastly: lilikon haunter: ikon gengar: ikoneja onix: akiwenesi drowzee: sowelape hypno: sowelapike krabby: lojala kingler: sulojala voltorb: walike electrode: wawike exeggcute: mutasike exeggutor: mutasi cubone: somolili marowak: somoli hitmonlee: utaloka hitmonchan: utalanpa lickitung: mokesi koffing: sikon weezing: tusikon rhyhorn: sowekiwen rhydon: suwekiwen chansey: suliwi tangela: linkasi kangaskhan: mamaweli horsea: konala seadra: kalakesi goldeen: kaleli seaking: ukala staryu: munkala starmie: munkalawa mr. mime: janpin scyther: utapi jynx: melete electabuzz: wawelo magmar: waseli pinsir: pipasa tauros: soweliwen magikarp: kalili gyarados: molala lapras: ponkala ditto: tusina eevee: sowelante vaporeon: telante jolteon: wawante flareon: selante porygon: lawaso omanyte: pikaliwen omastar: pisuliwen kabuto: pinukala kabutops: pinsukala aerodactyl: pinaso snorlax: mokoweli articuno: wansete zapdos: tuwawaso moltres: muwaseli dratini: wawakesili dragonair: wawakesi dragonite: wawakeso mewtwo: mutu mew: mu
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In traditional Irish folktales, the elves only understand/respect Gaelic: the English language revolts them, so don’t expect to be winning any of those famous riddle contests or song tournaments in English. I’ve idly considered making one of those memes where it’s like [THE IRISH] *brofist* [THE JEWS] and the point of agreement is “our language is magic,” but the joke would take too much explaining to be funny. A lot of Irish Gaelic is structured around speech and the power of language. There isn’t, for example, a word for “yes” or “no.” In order to answer a direct yes/no question, you have to use a form of the verb that was used to ask the question. So basically, if the question is–say–”did you murder your wife” then there is no way to simply say “Yes, Your Honor” or “No, Your Honor.” Your minimum required effort involves using the verb that was invoked in the question: “I murdered,” or “I didn’t murder.” Of course you can just as easily, in just as few syllables and maybe fewer, change the verb. “I was framed,” maybe. Which is to say that the most basic speech acts in Irish involve constructing a narrative, assenting to others’ narratives or challenging them, and most crucially elaborating on the narratives that have already been established. 
(I chose murder just to be a colorful example, but actually I need to go back to my language reference books and check because I bet this interacts interestingly with the tendency in Irish for the narrator never to be the subject of her own story. You’re always the object, in Irish: you can’t drop a plate, for instance, the plate drops itself at you. You’re not thirsty but a powerful thirst is on you. You didn’t murder that woman but she very well might have gotten murdered in your general vicinity.) You see this lots of other places in the language too. For instance there’s also no word for “hello” or “goodbye.” If you want to greet somebody your required minimum is to cough up a formulaic blessing: Dia duit, God be with you. Here’s the thing. The second person can’t just be like “yup, uh huh. dia duit.” No. The stakes have been raised. The second person’s required minimum answer is now Dia’s muire duit, God and Mary be with you. If a third person joins they have to invoke St. Patrick on top of the two already mentioned. I’m not kidding. At four people you do hit a limit where you’re allowed to just say “God be with all here,” but in the very traditional country pubs it’s an insult to cross the threshold without saying at least that to cover everyone inside. Actually worse than an insult; basically a curse. That’s the burden you bear when you start speaking a magic language.
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thank you anonymous for this wonderful gift
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tenpo tawa la mi wile ala kama sona e toki pona li wile ala sitelen e sitelen sitelen e sitelen sike Kalifejan la mi pali ala. tenpo tawa la toki pona li pona lili tawa mi. taso, tenpo ni la toki pona en toki ante li pona mute tawa mi. tenpo kama la mi wile pali mute. mi olin e sina ale! o pona!!
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So I’m already taking Japanese classes, but every once in a while I’ll go on a Duolingo binge and be reminded that Japanese has a different counting word JUST FOR RABBITS AND BIRDS.
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Sup y’all! I saw a post about a character writing in circular gallifreyan and I was like “hey! That sounds like a Cool Time™️” so I, having only watched maybe one episode or so of Doctor Who, decided to learn it. It took way too long on a shitty drawing app on my phone, but this says “I like honey mustard!”
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sina sona ala la o kama sona e ni: mi olin e sina. sina pona ale tawa mi.
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