skadiologist

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Hey now, you’re an all star

listen to what I orchestrated

SoundCloud

YouTube

Instagram reel (please share directly from my own account)

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Got my anus violated by someone twice my age (I was at a doctor for a proctology examination)

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>I grab a pack of instant noodles

>i grab a carton of milk

>i pour milk into a pan

>i add instant noodles

>i turn on the heat

>I'm struck by 15 simultaneous bolts of lightning

>the heat from the lightning bolts cooks the instant noodles in milk

>condemned to a fate worse than Sisyphus

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My archnemesis (sister) killed my family (refused to watch pluto with me) so I tortured her for 2 hours straight (made her go through ky leg day routine with is just legal torture)

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Tumblr would have been my Hotel California, unfortunately it doesn't have any of my friends

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Men exist also for my sexual convenience

it's messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair

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"For the gaming-uninitiated, that means to destroy utterly"

I both hate and love this

this is probably one of the funniest mentions of me in a news article so far

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A cinematic masterpiece

this is literally my favorite video

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now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn

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All hail our queer furry hacker. Doing god's work

Holy moly did you see the news about the gay furry hackers taking over anti-trans government webpages??

Oh work slay

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Are clowns patriotic

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Is this a reference to that one mushroom joke or do mushrooms actually growl?

this xkcd joke is completely hilarious without context. just the way the guy wordlessly steps back towards it

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Yes this is just like megamind

You managed to retire from the supervillain game long ago, when you became a parent. Now, your grandchild has inadvertently been kidnapped by an upstart villain, and you’re about to show them why the world (rightfully) feared you.

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Reblogging because idk how to download videos on Tumblr mobile yet

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Nome of these words belong in the Bible smh

wizard yaoi in the psychedelic dragon domain