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For some friends, no matter how much time has passed, when you meet again it is as if you saw them yesterday.

Such is the case for the Blood Ghast Wurm and Enna Throatbiter.

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"It is important to cultivate powerful enemies. Ones that you respect, fear, and even admire. Only people that can threaten you can be crafted into TRULY POTENT MAGICAL WEAPONS AHAHAHA" -Advice given by the Cursed and Exiled Forge Witch

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Calling herself "The Laziest Bounty Hunter", Primrose famously carries no weapons and has no fighting abilities.

Her Demon familiar more than compensates.

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a few of these characters are from comics I'd like to do one day! c:

𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘛 𝘎𝘖 𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘈𝘐𝘎𝘏𝘛 𝘛𝘖 𝘗𝘜𝘙𝘎𝘈𝘛𝘖𝘙𝘠

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A servant of the Gods, Gelu fights for all that is good and just in the world!

...It's okay to use dark magic and blood sacrifices if you do so for the right side, obviously.

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The Sword Witch long ago declared that any who wished to learn from her could come and she would teach them. Nobody who has heeded the call has survived the instruction.

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One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

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Behold~ Characters who have no purpose and who shall never be drawn again!

Marvel at their transient nature and ephemeral charm!

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After suffering the minor setback of losing all minions to adventurers, The Dark Lord extols the virtues of employment to a band of Goblins.

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When you have high enough Stamina and Constitution stats, but also don't especially like the taste of alcohol, there really is only one drink that will consistently get the job done.

Long Island Ice Tea.

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AU where Kabru gets horribly cursed and Laios is suddenly his absolute best friend

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Marked as Deviant by his God and cast out from his order and society, the Wandering Monk Čšmartutʿyun holds true to his heretical preachings that the God has been consumed by a celestial parasite.

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*BLARING SOUND OF CRUEL DRAGON'S THESIS PLAYS*

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Telephoto documentation of Mourning S.T.A.R. [unretrievable and rogue AI] (and her daughter Lucy) spotted outside a Pennsylvania Target

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"What!? Is my "Magical Witch Girl Robot Maid" ALSO beneath you? The efficacy speaks for itself! Behold... Cutie cutie twirl FLESH WALL"

-Dr. Isomov, presenting his latest work

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As the two Empires died, some defied fate to find solace

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Affectionately called "Satan Claws" by the other demons, it can be visited once a year to ask for boons and wishes.

Only if you've been very very naughty do you get what you truly deserve.