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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
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@canowater ‘good planets are hard to find. Please recycle’ too damn true 🌍
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When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow
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me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
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Steve Irwin would have been able to lift Mjolnir, reblog if you agree.
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