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Imagine having a mental breakdown at 11 at night to Two Trucks by Lemon Demon, making pasta, and it all started because you have 20 math assignments to do because you've let your depression get in the way of life for way too long...

Couldn't be me....

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Dwight after escaping the entity x s/o head canons? Please, gotta use your manners ^^

Okay well first of all...

PTSD

Loads of PTSD and loads of self therapy

The horrors the two of them had seen were honestly unimaginable

And to both of them it was for seemingly years

But in reality? Maybe a day

Things were back to normal, or as normal as you can get when a cosmic horror straight out of lovecraftian lore snagged your body up and took you to it's playpen of doom

If you weren't from this time period (which I would like to say is mid 2010's for some reason) then you're gonna need to get a fake ID somehow

Like no way can Dwight support the both of you with his shitty minimum wage job

Like in this economy? Are you crazy

But if you were sucked up together or somehow have all of your documents on you, then you'd be good

Life would be scary for a good while, every moment of being free also being spent fearing that it was all a dream, or that the entity will have you in its clutches again

But when you both realize it really is finally over, you celebrate like there's a tomorrow

Because there is one

There's finally a future and not some desolate hellscape wasteland on the horizon

A future where you could get married or have kids if you want to

A future where you guys can be happy and not have to worry about seeing each other's guts strewn out by some psychopath

You guys probably get a cat or a small dog

Get an apartment together that's by some cute seaside town or just anywhere far away from the woods

You two also get rid of anything horror related, because don't want to relive the past now do we

And you three live happily ever after

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Could you write anything about how a relationship with dwight Fairfield would start? (:

Well there's a few ways this could happen which is...

1. His S/O would be a total badass

And what I mean is that that they would run into danger without any sort of hesitation and not think twice. Risking everything to save everyone around them, and probably taunting the killers. Which obviously means that they would get the worst of the pain/deaths. They're fine with it though, so long as other people don't get hurt. In this scenario it would be one where Dwight would see this newcomer probably just be in awe of them and their power and in some ways be inspired by them and terrified for them. He'd probably ask them why they do it and they'd say something along the lines of "Well I think it's best that I take the worst of it so others don't have to. After all I've done, I probably deserve it." Basically an agnsty bullshit line of sorts and Dwight is horrified because "Wait you're okay with all of this? And wait what did you do?" But he doesn't pry. What he does though, is steps up his game and helps them out even more, like bringing in medkits for them or giving them special items, or comfoting them when they feel down, and I think it'd be a slow burn of Dwight being like "God they're my everything but how do I tell them" and his future S/O being like "Wow, Dwight is such a good pal."

2. His future S/O is a total sweetheart

They're just generally kind and are a team medic patching people up and always sacrificing themselves for the greater good so to speak. They always make sure Dwight is especially looked after and kinda sites on him just because he tends to get targeted by killers a lot. (Poor thing.) They feel bad for him and they probably grow close due to both of their more introverted nature and talking about life before they came to the Entity's realm. Compared to the badass s/o, I see these two getting together rather quickly because Dwight is less intimidated by this person and kind of blurts out a confession after a really bad trial where he sacrifices himself for them.

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Whenever I think of Lester Sinclair being a dad; I immediately think of the video of a kid with a toy gun “shooting” at a cat whilst holding shouting “it’s a big O’l bob cat”

I have no clue what that video is, but I can only imagine, and it EXUDES big Lester energy.

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Hey I know I've been inactive on here for a month or so, but I thought I should use my platform to help discuss the recent happenings in America.

As all of us know, justice and equality for all are pretty important for us Tumblr people, we've been made fun of being oversensative for years and shit, so I imagine everyone or most everyone is pretty much with the BLM movement and the protests happening right now. I'll admit it, I'm white, so really these issues don't affect me, but I still try my best to be an ally in any way I can.

So I'm stepping up with how I help. I don't just want to sign petitions, or post on what little social medias I have, I want to use my voice and my first amendment right to protest.

Though it's difficult to find ones near me to join and difficult to find people where I live too. So I'm asking you guys.

I'm using telegram to communicate, as it's secure and encrypted, and anyone who lives near Jacksonville, Florida or is willing to drive or make their own sister protest is free to join. Either way I need all the help I can get with this for multiple reasons.

This is the telegram link here⬇:

https://telegram.org/dl

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You know, for someone who lives in an area absolutely laden with drugs and drug addicts, I don't know the first thing about any of them.

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If you could write anything for Lester sinclair I would be a really happy blob (:

Hey so this is short and I left it on a cliffhanger of sorts so you can leave it up to your imagination on what happened, or if I feel like adding more in the future (which knowing me I may never do). Still, I hope you enjoy it even though it’s really short and about baby Lester

When you first met him, you were young and walking around in the forest next to your house, trudging through brambles in search of adventures and forest friends. That day, as you searched in your overalls and tiny cowboy boots that you got for your 8th birthday, you weren't expecting him; Least of all stumbling upon him poking a dead deer.

He was short, shorter than most of the boys at school, with a ruddy red nose and hair that stuck up in odd places. You were sure you had seen him around school at some point, with his dirt brown eyes and bandage covered knees striking a sense of familiarity in your brain.

He held a stick in hand when you stumbled upon the patchy dry-grass clearing, the water being sucked from the plants by the unusually hot summer. The milkweeds and dandelions grew in thick droves towards the edges, and in the middle was a small doe that looked like it got hit by a truck. He was poking its eye, and the light had left it long ago. Flies buzzed about it, swarming the stinking sun-heated corpse, feasting on it with tiny mouths and laying eggs.

You sat there for a moment, dumbfounded and dazed, scrunching your nose at the smell that wafted into your nostrils. He had stopped what he was doing moments ago, looking at you with panicked eyes, like he was caught doing something he wasn't supposed to. Which, in a sense, he kind of was, it was weird to poke a dead deer out in the middle of nowhere.

"What are you doing?" Your voice carried across the clearing in an intrigued manner, moreso curious than disgusted with your new find. From that day on, you became somewhat acquaintances with Lester until the day he and his family moved when middle school came to an end. Though you'd never forget him, not even if you tried.

You had promised you'd meet again, though you wished it wouldn't have been through such... unfortunate circumstances.

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Gonna be posting the last thing in my inbox so keep those requests coming in.

Also added some stuff from Heathers and Jill Valentine from Resident Evil because I love her.

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how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

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Danny “Jed Olsen” Johnson Sugar Daddy Headcanons

None ALL of you bastard lovers asked for this but you were looking for it, sis.

Slight NSFW under the cut.

Keep reading

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ill prob delete this later…like always :D

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What are your headcannons that you have in place as of right now for your GhostFace? :3

These shall be “random” HC’s, so not just like...x reader ones ^^’

Despite the fact that I want to stay on the “serious” side when I continue writing for this guy, he is a Florida man, and he acts like a damn Florida man

Just like every other version of him, Michael Myers’ #1 Fan

Just as Legion  idolize him, so maybe he teaches them stuff he and there

Before he and the reader were taken to the Entity’s realm, he already had chased them down/attempted to kill them multiple times

I’m sorry, how else do you expect him to show you his love?

The guy was and is obsessed with the reader in case you couldn’t tell X3

So many pictures on his walls...

I am still debating on this, but before the both sent to the realm he may have been a stalker even as Danny/Jed

Like, the reader and him probably had some run ins and that’s how he was...hooked on the reader

The reader was either oblivious or had no way of knowing that this guy was so obsessed with them, probably don’t even remember his name and such

In the entity’s realm, he has killed the reader once

Owns/owned all sorts of cameras, each for a specific situation..( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Very good with his words; excels at writing(not that it matters but still)

DBD doesn’t really incorporate it, but this guy is still big on the phone and (scary)movie aspects

If you remember, there’s that “perk” I made up for him in Object of Obsession 

Gets off on phone calls and you’ll see that in my next fic with him

Pre-fog he was kinda just like Ghostface from the Scream movies

I do HC him as having the Roger L Jackson voice as well(whether it be just when in costume[voice changer] or his actual-ish voice)

Hmmm...that’s all I can come up with for now uwu

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Rite by Yuri Hill

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Bruh the way i drew kazans face in this is sending me in a fucking laughing fit

Hes like "Yes thats me. Angry daddy"

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I'm having such a hard time writing the chapter to the Billy Loomis x reader thing because of 2 things.

I've never been to a party and don't know what they're like

I don't do drugs and Billy is gonna do a whole lot in this entire story but especially here

I'm using the song Jamba by Tyler the Creator and I'm having a hard time translating the mood of the song into the story

If any of you guys can give me ideas please DM me or something

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From: slasherbeachbitch (because I am a dumb ho and can't use that account for asks) Gryff, I have but one question... Should we eat the rich?

yes

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Not saying I'm like a communist or anything but...

Like I do think it be pretty nice to eat the rich doe...😘😳😥😥😂😂😤😬💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥