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Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

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STAR WARS LO-FI PLAYLIST

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Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

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born to yippee forced to bring peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire

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Brave the storm.

1.07 | PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS

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i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and never let you go. good luck 👍"

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sally’s “i want him to know who he is, before your family tries to tell him who they want him to be.” and poseidon saying “he will be stronger for it on the other side. his mother raised him well.” and he is. percy is stronger on the other side. we’ve seen it so clearly through his quest. his confusion at how you have to earn the gods’ love, earn their respect. his conversation with annabeth on the train about it. his unwillingness to accept the ways of the gods. him realizing his mother wanted to keep him away from this world, and annabeth being the one to tell him that maybe it was for the better that sally did that. so that he wouldn’t be like them. annabeth’s “he isn’t that way. he’s better than that. maybe i was that way once. but i don’t want to be that way anymore.” the way percy would’ve turned out with a similar worldview to annabeth’s if he had been sent to camp so early on. and annabeth’s worldview changing so quickly after meeting percy. sally jackson raised that kid right. you would think that as a demigod, the half god side of percy is what’s important. but that’s not what makes him the hero. it’s the half mortal side of him that does. his humanity, his mortality, his mother. that is why percy is the hero that he is.

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Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

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Random Astarion Gifs 23/~

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How come everyone is pretending the pjo movies were good ??? I keep seeing people being like “but the movie had *this* and it was Way Better than the series” when the scene they’re talking about was like a scene they turned into a meme and wasn’t actually that good.

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SCREAM (1996) Dir. Wes Craven

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Yknow what I hate people who ride electric scooters at school

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had some very specific things i wanted to work on this weekend and got possessed by the specter of undercut lae'zel instead 🤦

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The icon for Banishment is so funny.

Just get outta here. Leave.

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Boba Fett Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (1983) dir. Richard Marquand

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Tags: Anyone ~interested~ just tag me cause I wanna see 👀🗡️

I saw this floating around earlier and I’m obsessed

Are you a poet, knight or monarch?

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PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS

We Take a Zebra to Vegas (1x06)