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i just think that the idea of a blue pro-circle pro-genocide viscount mage hawke being run out of kirkwall for shit politics is a lot funnier than the traditional like red non-mage hawke in that role
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it's like i always sometimes say. pro mage red hawke and pro templar blue hawke forever
#i mean i think you can make it work either way#but ofc i am obsessed with my blue pro-templar mage hawke#my next hawke i plan is a red mage supremacist#she's gonna do blood magic ofc#and romance anders and encourage him toward violence#she's gonna sell fenris#really just make the templars look justified#“tevinter is right actually. mages are just better than other people.”
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Tramell Tillman as SETH MILCHICK in S1E1: "Good News About Hell".
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Transcript: "I’m not. Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."
Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you
I am on vacation! Answers may not be posted right away--please remain patient.
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my spouse and i disagree
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#edi from mass effect#knight commander meredith stannard from da2#and either poppy or ian from mythic quest (third post is about both of them)#sounds... odd?
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so is there a lore reason meredith was able to like. do that. with the statues
#god okay but#imagine that was CANON#meredith has magic in her family#imagine it wasn't just her sister#just that after what happened to her sister she basically gaslit herself
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don't stop listening (i'm not finished yet) a GRIMPOP (poppy li x ian grimm) playlist
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Debbie Downer - Courtney Barnett I'm growing older every time I blink my eyes Boring, neurotic, everything that I despise We had some lows, we had some mids, we had some highs Ketamine - Princess Goes I'm over here, you're over there Fine line between the magic And the menace in this crazy glue Dungeons and Dragons - Jenny Owen Youngs Inside the game you're okay Longswords and spellcasting keeps all the bad away And the monsters look how monsters do Make Believe - Silversun Pickups They never understood Our neck of the woods and what it all means This is not a game for me House Party - Sam Hunt 'Cause I'll be at your door in ten minutes Whatever you got on, girl, stay in it You ain't gotta leave the house to have a good time This Is For Real - Motion City Soundtrack I said from the start that you could take it or leave it I'd prefer that you keep it Don't let go Last Ones on Earth - The Dollyrots Creation, destruction At least when it goes down it will be You and me together Sleeping With A Friend - Neon Trees And why leave when I got you, baby? It's a risk but babe, I need the thrill I never said you'd be easy I Love You - Said The Whale You're kinda sad but I love you You're kinda rough but I love you We get along and I love you Don't Stop (Color On The Walls) - Foster the People Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop talking to me Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop giving me things Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop laughing about it
#mythic quest#poppy li#ian grimm#poppy x ian#ian x poppy#grimmpop#grimpop#they are so 2010s indie pop to me#so colorful#also love that the color this playlist generated in is that bright teal#so good for them#Spotify#anyway this playlist is a goodbye but also the opposite
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small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts
i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now
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so the first play through i did with carissadurge, when i got to the scene where sceleritas rewards you for the bard killing, i chose "it was a joy to kill her in front of everyone." and scel's response to that is fairly tame. he just says you've "become quite an exhibitionist since he's been away." only the slightest snarky implication that you need to be more careful.
the second play through i chose the line about how "the smell is like a sweet perfume" and scel immediately goes "my, my. we'll be adding necrophilia back to your schedule in no time."
and istg that hit me like a dump truck. i'm just imagining carissa reveling in her kills and then scel says THAT and manages to shock even her.
which is perfect because i always imagine scel as very underhanded. bc while he is carissa's butler and i do think worshipfulness towards her is basically hardwired into his brain, ultimately he answers to bhaal. so i think sometimes when carissa is enjoying her kills too much in a way that seems too self-aware and too personally proud, scel has to put her in her place and remind her what a wretched creature she really is.
#bg3#the dark urge#carissa tennebraum#sceleritas fel#this is also why carissa has this basically OCD instinct where she has to kill more than the urge#if the urge kills someone next day she kills two people consciously just to prove she's better#which is funny bc it makes her sound like she hates the urge but she doesn't#she sees it kinda like a hunting dog#she's affectionate towards it and thinks it's cute but she knows she's the true apex predator of the world#that's why scel has to put her in her place like that#she's too defiant but she does it in a clever enough way that she almost always avoids direct punishment#so scel has to get clever too#also... regarding the necrophilia... HOW???#like just logistically... 'cause she's a girl...#what does she even DO with them#god i just realized... she probably finds ones that look like enver... just bc it has to be as humiliating as possible...
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We lay intertwined in bed, and it whispers, "You can put your strength down. It's not needed here."

(And without the renegade scars because although the poll votes had spoken, some people wanted both!)

Listen, I'm obsessed with this very niche ship! Miranda and Femshep are such a "we'd never work in a million years" pairing for so many reasons. But (my) Shep allows Miranda to slowly feel real acceptance and true companionship with no strings attached. Through Shepard's actions (mostly paragon and a self-sacrifice mentality for her crews safety) Miranda sees the lies upon lies woven around her by The Illusive Man. A puppet on a string, just the same as her father did, but tied in a pretty ribbon this time.
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