slayerdurge
slayerdurge
let the slaughter begin
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slayerdurge · 7 hours ago
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i just think that the idea of a blue pro-circle pro-genocide viscount mage hawke being run out of kirkwall for shit politics is a lot funnier than the traditional like red non-mage hawke in that role
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slayerdurge · 7 hours ago
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it's like i always sometimes say. pro mage red hawke and pro templar blue hawke forever
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slayerdurge · 7 hours ago
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Tramell Tillman as SETH MILCHICK in S1E1: "Good News About Hell".
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slayerdurge · 11 hours ago
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slayerdurge · 13 hours ago
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Transcript: "I’m not. Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."
Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you
I am on vacation! Answers may not be posted right away--please remain patient.
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slayerdurge · 18 hours ago
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my spouse and i disagree
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slayerdurge · 2 days ago
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slayerdurge · 2 days ago
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so is there a lore reason meredith was able to like. do that. with the statues
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slayerdurge · 2 days ago
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slayerdurge · 3 days ago
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don't stop listening (i'm not finished yet) a GRIMPOP (poppy li x ian grimm) playlist
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Debbie Downer - Courtney Barnett I'm growing older every time I blink my eyes Boring, neurotic, everything that I despise We had some lows, we had some mids, we had some highs Ketamine - Princess Goes I'm over here, you're over there Fine line between the magic And the menace in this crazy glue Dungeons and Dragons - Jenny Owen Youngs Inside the game you're okay Longswords and spellcasting keeps all the bad away And the monsters look how monsters do Make Believe - Silversun Pickups They never understood Our neck of the woods and what it all means This is not a game for me House Party - Sam Hunt 'Cause I'll be at your door in ten minutes Whatever you got on, girl, stay in it You ain't gotta leave the house to have a good time This Is For Real - Motion City Soundtrack I said from the start that you could take it or leave it I'd prefer that you keep it Don't let go Last Ones on Earth - The Dollyrots Creation, destruction At least when it goes down it will be You and me together Sleeping With A Friend - Neon Trees And why leave when I got you, baby? It's a risk but babe, I need the thrill I never said you'd be easy I Love You - Said The Whale You're kinda sad but I love you You're kinda rough but I love you We get along and I love you Don't Stop (Color On The Walls) - Foster the People Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop talking to me Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop giving me things Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop laughing about it
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slayerdurge · 3 days ago
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small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts
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i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now
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slayerdurge · 3 days ago
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so the first play through i did with carissadurge, when i got to the scene where sceleritas rewards you for the bard killing, i chose "it was a joy to kill her in front of everyone." and scel's response to that is fairly tame. he just says you've "become quite an exhibitionist since he's been away." only the slightest snarky implication that you need to be more careful.
the second play through i chose the line about how "the smell is like a sweet perfume" and scel immediately goes "my, my. we'll be adding necrophilia back to your schedule in no time."
and istg that hit me like a dump truck. i'm just imagining carissa reveling in her kills and then scel says THAT and manages to shock even her.
which is perfect because i always imagine scel as very underhanded. bc while he is carissa's butler and i do think worshipfulness towards her is basically hardwired into his brain, ultimately he answers to bhaal. so i think sometimes when carissa is enjoying her kills too much in a way that seems too self-aware and too personally proud, scel has to put her in her place and remind her what a wretched creature she really is.
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slayerdurge · 3 days ago
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We lay intertwined in bed, and it whispers, "You can put your strength down. It's not needed here."
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(And without the renegade scars because although the poll votes had spoken, some people wanted both!)
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Listen, I'm obsessed with this very niche ship! Miranda and Femshep are such a "we'd never work in a million years" pairing for so many reasons. But (my) Shep allows Miranda to slowly feel real acceptance and true companionship with no strings attached. Through Shepard's actions (mostly paragon and a self-sacrifice mentality for her crews safety) Miranda sees the lies upon lies woven around her by The Illusive Man. A puppet on a string, just the same as her father did, but tied in a pretty ribbon this time.
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slayerdurge · 3 days ago
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eso affirmations
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