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“I’ve always wanted to be trans”

If you’ve ever uttered this phrase in your life, then you’re probably not cis. You can like, just be trans ya know. It’s that easy.

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🍬 the name bon 🪻

for anon!

🪻-🍬-🪻 / 🍬-🪻-🍬 / 🪻-🍬-🪻

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Hi hi, what's Lucifer like as a cg?

He’s a pretty strict caregiver but he’s also very experienced because of his brothers

Time outs are definitely his style

Timeouts or writing lines

Sleepy littles are probably his favourite or at least patient ones that can just sit on his lap while he works or play near him so he can keep an eye on them

You have many babysitters, Mammon is not allowed to babysit. And Solomon is not allowed to feed you his cooking

Very soft bed and he’s very cuddly

If he’s super busy and you’re tired he’ll leave you with Belphie and Beel just so he knows that you’ll be fed and you’ll get to sleep

You can try as hard as you like, you and Asmodeus will not be turning him into a princess anytime soon

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This sucks

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Cw: vent/rant about mis-tagging and age-play being confused for age regression, contains cursing

I went on AO3 to find some ALNST agree fanfics, and it was just upsetting to see most of them were mistagged smut/porn. I purposely looked to see if "sexual age-play" was tagged, and it wasn't 😭 look, I understand smut in its own time. It does what it do. I read it too. BUT FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS, DON'T SKIMP ON TAGS.

I'm just happy some people marked one of the tags as having sex because some people just don't give a shit and it hurts

Man, how am I supposed to regress in these conditions?

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Woe, agere Belphie propaganda be upon ye.

Obligatory "art is by NTT Solmare Corp and I just edited it" due to recent developments ♡

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daily fucking reminder that you are allowed to want attention and that does not make you a bad person.

in case no one’s told you in a while. you are valid.

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An',, an',, if he's scared to sleep at night he has her stay by side until he fall asleep but she stays afterwards in case he wakes up so he doesn't wake up alone,,,

Guys. Little Till who loves watching horror games but gets scared all the time by them so he runs to CG Mizi and forces her to watch with him and when it gets to the scary parts he grabs Mizi's hands and covers his eyes with them..

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I'm literally so happy to see you guys in the fandom, because the fandom for this specific niche is so small.

This is how I feel finding other obey me agere accs like.. hello?!! There’s more of u guys???

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10 posts!

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Huh, would like to be called "little burger" maybe on this account. But "eepy" nice too...

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I might got kids (discord server members), but I'm single mom (married in a long distance relationship) work two jobs (double timing on educational studies and my facade of propriety as well as the work I do in fandom).

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Is writing fanfic for 'bey me but ended up as this me when writing magic POV and never even realized brain would do this. Something about thinly veiled projection of my many states being acknowledged as valid. Somethin'...

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Ami and Dazai snuck out in the middle of the night. they’re still gone.

THEY. WHAT

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Me motivating myself to finish an agere fic:

It's for the girls! It's for the guys! It's for the babies!

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Contrary to popular belief (there is no belief because barely anyone knows about this side of me), my age regression head canons are not limited to BSD. I'm cooking up something with Alien Stage. That plotline is perfect for age regression, in or out of canon.

You cannot take a look at actor AU Ivan and say he wouldn't be chill with helping out a friend during regression. Mizi (pre-trauma if canon Mizi, I'm unsure with immediately after the Sua incident) would be such a sweet caretaker too. I feel Luka would be the most likely to age regress. Our boy who doesn't look like he'd last in the sun is not taking care of anyone regardless of the au 0v0'

I don't have any ideas about other characters, but tell me if you guys get something! Also, tell me if you want a fic on it~ heh

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So, hehehe, I maybe, sort of, made Sigma age regress around Bram,,, if you're interested 🙏 don'no how long it'll take to finish the oneshot, but it's part of my DoA dynamics AU