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oh yeah btw i dont like how Serious i've gotten with this character so we going back to shitposts oh Yeah

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Miss slender rat share with us your wisdom

Rotten cheese is bad for you but sometimes ask yourself: Is it worth it? The answer tends to be yes.

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soon...

I think your wife is going through some sort of affection withdrawal at this point

Still NOT my wife

siiiigh

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yet

I think your wife is going through some sort of affection withdrawal at this point

Still NOT my wife

siiiigh

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walmarterman

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Poisoning someone is so cowardly. I hope you're ok now.

eugh. why is there a r a t in the forest.

-- @defense-slenderman

Because that's where rats live? Are you dense?

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dang, that sucks. Here's your tea. Sucks that President Nixon had to rip a hole in the spacetime continuum, huh?

eugh. why is there a r a t in the forest.

-- @defense-slenderman

Because that's where rats live? Are you dense?

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sit down, you wanna talk about this "Incident"?

eugh. why is there a r a t in the forest.

-- @defense-slenderman

Because that's where rats live? Are you dense?

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so uh... fancy some tea?

eugh. why is there a r a t in the forest.

-- @defense-slenderman

Because that's where rats live? Are you dense?

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Oh, the courtroom is that way. Also, this outfit is not normal. I don't typically wear clothes. Bad on the fur.

eugh. why is there a r a t in the forest.

-- @defense-slenderman

Because that's where rats live? Are you dense?

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Oh, do you want me to burn something down, or are you planning on burning something here? May I inform you that this is my territory, so arson here is ill-advised.

eugh. why is there a r a t in the forest.

-- @defense-slenderman

Because that's where rats live? Are you dense?

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Ok, yes, you are. What do you want anyway?

eugh. why is there a r a t in the forest.

-- @defense-slenderman

Because that's where rats live? Are you dense?

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eugh. why is there a r a t in the forest.

-- @defense-slenderman

Because that's where rats live? Are you dense?

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do you think freddy fastbear is in the forest...

behind you

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how about YOU collect MY pages, buddy?

FUCK YOU!!!!!

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are you pages just cheese slices or is it kind of like paper made out of cheese

they are cheese. many shape many size ma y flavour. collect.

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M!Anon: Maid outfit; you can't take it off. Not for a while at least.

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined