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5 for the physical affection but smutty prompts pretty pretty please 🙏 😶

Send me a number prompt and I’ll make it smutty

5. crying into their neck/shoulder

Mickey's pupils are blown, only a tiny ring of blue visible as he stares up at you through wet, hooded eyes. Hands restrained against the headboard and mouth stuffed with his favourite gag, you've never seen a more beautiful sight.

"Good?" you ask, voice a whisper in the dim-lit room.

He nods, the slightest of movements, and you reach down, caress his jaw. His eyes close at the contact and you smile.

"Yeah, you've been so good for me."

He preens and presses himself into your hand. You allow it, know he needs it. His entire body is flushed, sweaty, fucking gorgeous, and you can't help yourself.

"Think you've got one more in ya?" you ask, sitting between his legs, fingers back at his hole, brushing, tracing.

You hear the hitch in his breathing, see the way his chest begins to heave a little, and he shakes his head wildly and then nods slowly. You smirk, and three fingers slip back inside of him with zero resistance. You watch in awe as his eyes get that little bit hazier, his breaths get that little bit shorter. Fuck. You love this. Love him.

You press, knowing that, despite his nod, he doesn't have much more in him. He's ready for it, and you're ready to give it to him, ready to watch him fall apart. So you press and rub and stare into his eyes as he moans and pushes into you, press and rub and stare into his eyes as his dick leaks against his stomach and his ass clenches around you.

"Close?"

He nods. Gasps. Makes that tiny little noise you know means it's about to happen.

You slip your fingers out.

He groans. Something that sounds like a muffled, ragged fuck pushing through the gag. Tears spill from his eyes and you want to lick his face clean, mouth at his entire body, suck his dick until he comes in your mouth.

"Shit, Mick, look at you." You're so fucking proud of him, but you're kinda proud of yourself for keeping it together this long, too. He stares at you, desperate and needy, and you smile. "You wanna come?"

He nods, body trembling.

"Gonna come just from my fingers?" You wanna suck his dick, but you want him to come untouched even more. "Think you can do that, baby?"

He nods again, eager to please.

You slide your fingers back in and press, push your thumb against his perineum, attach your free hand to your own aching cock. Mickey pants as best he can through his gag, his eyes flicking from your eyes, down to where you're touching yourself, and back again.

"Eyes on me," you whisper, and he nods jerkily as you press harder, rub in unrelenting circles, jerk yourself in time with the strokes you give his prostate.

And he grunts, fucking whines, waiting for you, waiting for you to give him the permission he so desperately craves.

You nod. "Yeah, Mick, come."

He comes, his back arching and body shuddering, nonsense sounds emitting from his mouth and it's beautiful, gorgeous, enough to make you follow with a tingle in your spine and heat in your stomach. You come, aim it all over his cock and balls, and feel your body heat at the way it makes him moan.

You want to bask in the afterglow, but you want to be with him more. You let go of your dick, pull your fingers out of his ass, lean your body over his and brush your lips against his forehead.

"Okay?"

He nods.

"Gonna get this shit off you."

He nods again.

You release his hands first, rubbing at his shoulders as his arms ease to his sides, and then remove the gag, wiping at the spit slicked over his lips. And then you hug him. Because that's his aftercare. He wants to be held, wants the weight of you on top of him, and you want to give him everything he wants.

"Did so good, baby. So fuckin' hot."

He huffs against you. "Fuck, Ian."

"Got you, Mick. Always got you."

He nods, just slightly, and presses his face into your neck. His breathing evens out, and, eventually, his arms raise to hug you back, but every now and then you feel a little more wetness against your shoulder and you hold him that little bit tighter.

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🌶 SOUTHSIDE SPICE (AO3) 🌶

put 'em up (9/?)

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i passed out and when i came to, this sketch was on my monitor.

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Breedin’ You

Ian discovers a new and unusual kink 👀

A collaboration between @gallawitchxx and myself! I have written the first part and Bee is writing the second part 💖

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Mickey/Ian sex headcanons because I’m a filthy animal and i write a lot of smut

Mickey is uncut and Ian actually really loves that so he can play with it  ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mickey is actually embarrassed about it because he loves cut ones more which is why he loves Ian’s dick so much. Cute pink head just saluting him hello

Mickey thinks Ian has a beautiful dick especially because he has a very pale skin and so his skin there is pale too and pink and cute (◡‿◡✿)

Mickey never thought he would like it at all but he actually loves giving head and he’s really skilled at it (cock slut mickey is a thing leave me alone)

Mickey likes riding Ian most and Ian loves how his round ass feels soft when it lands on his skin/when he comes down.

Mickey enjoys being eaten out more than getting head. For Ian It’s the other way around

Mickey is 6 inches but a perfect ass to make up for it. Ian is (obviously) 9 inches but his ass his really worked out and hard. (◡︹◡✿)

Ian doesn’t moan that much where as Mickey makes a a lot of noises. Not necessarily loud ones but he makes them.

Ian is a talker. He liked to talk dirty during and before sex

Mickey is super skilled at giving head and has no gag reflex at all which Ian loves because Mickey can actually take his full length

Ian thinks Mickey has perfect blowjob lips and whenever he tells Mickey that he gets all flustered and Ian loves to nibble and suck on his lower lip (rewatch the 510 kiss he actually sucks on his lower lip. fact)

Ian loves touching Mickey’s body all over because his body is so soft and everything is smaller compared to his own. He loves to snuggle his tummy

Mickey thinks Ian is the best kisser ever, like the actual best. Fact.

When Mickey was in his pre-teens he got a lot of wet dreams that involved guys and he started to watch guy on guy porn and explore his body and he fingered himself and so he found out he’s a bottom (✿◠‿◠)

Mickey always thought Ian was hot in high school and got several wet dreams that include him which was the reason he started messing with Ian by robing the Kash and Grab whenever he was there.

Ian was Mickey’s first guy

They only have bareback sex and Ian only uses condoms with the guys he slept with besides Mickey

They only have sex facing each other (since s4 definitely)

They both totally swallow. Just saying. They do. They love each other that much

Ian is definitely the one who sends Mickey sexts and it makes Mickey uncomfortable and he always tells Ian to stop texting him but eventually he gets really into it.

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Ian takes two handfuls of Mickey's ass, hot and red from his earlier punishment, and spreads his cheeks, admiring Mickey's abused hole, pink and puffy and already starting to leak Ian's second load. Ian slips the tip of his thumb past Mickey's stretched rim and watches him start to tremble.

"Please, Daddy."

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🖤 Hooked 🖤

Rating: Explicit Word-count: 3,700 words Additional Tags: neighbors au, instant attraction, service top ian, power bottom mickey, lingerie, ass-eating, spit kink, barebacking, light cock-warming commission for the very kind @a-single-soul ♡ thank you!

Summary: Ian is a giver. A man of action. There’s nothing he likes more than doing shit for the people he’s into, and that includes his new neighbor across the hall. Mickey is mysterious and fun and sexy and if he’s given the chance, Ian knows he can please him in more ways than just changing out his light bulbs.

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❆ welcome to the twenty-five days of kinkmas: gallavich edition! ❆

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day five: weekend away by @thisdivorce

↳ rated E / one-shot / 2.8k / husbands / mirror sex

“Just thinking about how what the best position is. You know, for the mirror.” Mickey chuckles. “I think you’re overthinking it, man.” “Was thinking I could maybe fuck you up against it.” “Oh... keep talking.” “Or maybe we start on the bed, doggy style, facing the mirror. Or maybe we do it doggy style adjacent to the mirror… or maybe we just fuck missionary... or...” Ian looks over at Mickey and Mickey has a massive grin on his face. “We got all weekend, you know. We can do anything you want Red.” Mickey pauses. “Getting kind of hard hearing you talk this way though.”

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❆ welcome to the twenty-five days of kinkmas: gallavich edition! ❆

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day four: magically delicious by the-rat-wins

↳ rated E / one-shot / 6.6k / magician!ian / slight hand kink

“Saw you staring at my hands before,” Ian says. “At the bar.” Mickey swallows. “Yeah? So what?” Ian shifts a little, moving closer to him. His hand is wrapped around Mickey’s dick now, finally, but his grip is still too loose for any real friction. Just a tease. “This what you were thinking about?” Ian asks. “My fingers around around your dick?” Mickey’s silent for a second. He can hear his own breath, harsh. Ian’s thumb pets the head of his dick, in tight little circles. Once. Twice. “Fuck,” Mickey whispers. He can feel himself starting to leak under Ian’s touch. “That a yes?” Ian says.

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❆ welcome to the twenty-five days of kinkmas: gallavich edition! ❆

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day three: strictly business by quinn_rossi

↳ rated E / one-shot / 5k / camboy!mickey / rich!ian

Ten dollars if you say my name as you come.

Ten dollars for just saying someone’s name? Fuck yeah! “Shit, yeah, what’s your name,” Mickey muttered quietly but still loud enough for the shitty laptop he was camming with to pick his voice up.

Ian.

Mickey nodded as he bit his lip. The little green notification popped up. $5 from guest.

“Fu-” Mickey moaned and started to come, hot and thick into his hand. “Ian, fuck, Ian,” he murmured.

The notification popped up again, confirming the other five dollars had been sent, and ‘Ian’ was gone before Mickey even ended the stream.

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❆ welcome to the twenty-five days of kinkmas: gallavich edition! ❆

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day two: resisting arrest by @crazynadine

↳ rated E / one-shot / 20.1k / cop!mickey / dirty talk

Ian hangs his head as Mickey slips the cuffs on him, tightening them. "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you...." Mickey goes through Miranda on autopilot. It's more for the suspect than it is for him, anyway. He turns Ian around once he's done cuffing him, so he can read him his rights face-to-face. When he's done, Ian is just staring at him, an odd smile on his lips. "Y'know...." Ian says, swaying drunkenly into Mickey. Their hips touch and Mickey almost jumps out of his skin. "It's kinda kinky, how you put these cuffs on me. My safe word is Death Star, just in case." the guy is grinning like a loon, swaying his body into Mickey's as Mickey is just trying to do his damn job. He spins Gallagher around again, starts frog marching him toward the cruiser.

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❆ welcome to the twenty-five days of kinkmas: gallavich edition! ❆

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day one: floating by anomalously

↳ rated E / one-shot / 2.4k / sex while high

Then Ian is pulling Mickey up, shifting and moving them and Mickey is floating floating floating, (wondering how the fuck Ian is so focused right now, how he always has so much energy when he’s high). And he feels so full with Ian still buried deep inside him, he’s basically sitting in Ian’s lap, they’re face to face, Ian kneeling. And Mickey feels himself start to float back down, feels his high start to dissipate just in time for Ian to grab onto his ass and start moving under him while he lifts Mickey up and down on his cock.

And holy fuck, Mickey wraps his arms around Ian’s shoulders, one hand fisted in Ian’s hair; he buries his face in the crook of Ian’s neck, inhaling his scent. He holds on for dear fucking life as Ian plows up into him, bouncing him around like a fucking rag-doll. And Mickey, Mickey does not care at all, it feels too fucking good to care about how absolutely ridiculous he probably looks right now.

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The Taming of Ian Gallagher

Rating: Explicit Word-Count: 4,840 words Additional Tags: kind but firm dom mickey, brat!sub ian (this is news to him), husbands, man-handling, wrist restraints, hair pulling, slapping, choking, breath play, light crying Summary: Ian isn’t asking for much! He knows he’s not giving Mickey anything to work with, but he’s cranky! He knows it seems like he’s trying to pick a fight, but Mickey should be able to read his mind! He just wants his attention, is all! He’s not being a brat! He’s never been a brat a day in his life and he doesn’t need Mickey to get dommy and rough with h– oh (!) well hang on (!) wait one moment! this is the spiritual successor to The Taming of Mickey Milkovich

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kinktober collection 2023

Prompts came from @gallavichthings kinktober bingo cards. I got two bingos on the blue card including the free space, and one bingo on the purple card including the free space. Thank you gallavichthings for such a lovely collection of prompts! 💜💙

let them see

Prompt: Exhibitionism Additional tags: Public sex, oral sex, anal sex, anal fingering, multiple orgasms Word count: 6.8k Ian can only joke around and insinuate “showing them how it’s done” so many times before Mickey just has to ask if he’s serious, if he’d be into that kind of thing. Because to his own surprise, Mickey could definitely be into that kind of thing.

beauty in simplicity

Prompt: Domestic Additional tags: Rimming, anal fingering, spit, masturbation, cum marking Word count: 3.4k Sometimes the best way to start your morning is to get right to making a meal of your husband’s ass before the coffee’s even done brewing.

waiting in the light

Prompts: Bondage, Edging, Praise, Gags, Toys Additional Tags: Subspace, Dominant Ian, Submissive Mickey, Gentle Dom Ian Word Count: 3.3k It’s just that Ian’s brought him to the edge so many times, it’s like he can’t come back from it anymore. He’s just balanced there now, and there’s nothing he can take that won’t send him hurtling headfirst into an orgasm that he knows is going to be earthshattering.

run away together

Prompts: Deepthroat, 69 Additional Tags: camping, sharing clothes, oral sex, anal fingering Word Count: 2.8k It’s better than Ian’s initial suggestion, which was booking a fucking bed and breakfast. They’d take an extra day off and get out of the city, and they’d spend it in the woods, for some goddamn reason. And they’d breathe fresh air and disconnect from their phones and see the stars at night. And as it turns out, it’s actually pretty nice.

feels like a dream

Prompt: Collars Additional Tags: Dom Ian, Sub Mickey, Daddy Kink, Possessiveness, Fingers in Mouth, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Gentle Dom Ian, Sleepy Sex, Subspace Word Count: 6.5k That tomorrow is Saturday and they can sleep as much as they want doesn’t matter much to them. They’d do the same on a Tuesday night if it felt right, if it felt like that kind of time for connection.

All chapters rated explicit. Enjoy!

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you like that? sweet, just like my big guy

for @gallavichthings kinktober 2023 prompts: food kink + bondage + sensory deprivation collection on tumblr & ao3

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Feels Like a Dream

That tomorrow is Saturday and they can sleep as much as they want doesn’t matter much to them. They’d do the same on a Tuesday night if it felt right, if it felt like that kind of time for connection.

My final offering for @gallavichthings Kinktober 2023 Prompt: Collars Additional Tags: Dom Ian, Sub Mickey, Daddy Kink, Possessiveness, Fingers in Mouth, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Gentle Dom Ian, Sleepy Sex, Subspace Word Count: 6.5k Rating: Explicit

“Do you remember what I want you to call me when you wear this?” he asks.

Of course Mickey remembers. It’s one of his favorite parts.

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that's it... deep breaths for me, big guy.

for @gallavichthings kinktober 2023 prompt: wax collection on tumblr & ao3