sliphater

[sliphater]

hey guys. slipjacksonlofer and i have something to admit...

for once we have agreed on someone to hate and you should hate them too

everyone leave a FUCK JIMMY in the comments below

show your support for the anti jimmy legion!!! he should drink so much mouthwash till it burns his insides into outsides. fucking hate this fucker. i hope he gets sucked out the airlock and is burned beyond recognition in a massive fucking star. he is so very disgusting and if i catch any of you bitches being named jimmy you can bet that it is ON SIGHT. YOU WILL BE DISINTEGRATED BY MY SUPERMASSIVE LASER EYEBALLS.

this is also an anya lover account now. i think she deserves the world and a trip to a planetarium. thank you

[sliphater]

amen

hey guys. slipjacksonlofer and i have something to admit...

for once we have agreed on someone to hate and you should hate them too

everyone leave a FUCK JIMMY in the comments below

show your support for the anti jimmy legion!!! he should drink so much mouthwash till it burns his insides into outsides. fucking hate this fucker. i hope he gets sucked out the airlock and is burned beyond recognition in a massive fucking star. he is so very disgusting and if i catch any of you bitches being named jimmy you can bet that it is ON SIGHT. YOU WILL BE DISINTEGRATED BY MY SUPERMASSIVE LASER EYEBALLS.

this is also an anya lover account now. i think she deserves the world and a trip to a planetarium. thank you

[sliphater]

hey guys. slipjacksonlofer and i have something to admit...

for once we have agreed on someone to hate and you should hate them too

everyone leave a FUCK JIMMY in the comments below

show your support for the anti jimmy legion!!! he should drink so much mouthwash till it burns his insides into outsides. fucking hate this fucker. i hope he gets sucked out the airlock and is burned beyond recognition in a massive fucking star. he is so very disgusting and if i catch any of you bitches being named jimmy you can bet that it is ON SIGHT. YOU WILL BE DISINTEGRATED BY MY SUPERMASSIVE LASER EYEBALLS.

this is also an anya lover account now. i think she deserves the world and a trip to a planetarium. thank you

[sliphater]

wow. just wow.

Things we Know about @sliphater and @slipjacksonlover (w/ citations):

1) They are not the same person. (revealed in the tags)

2) They've made out in a closet.

3) They work together producing their own podcast. (more on this later)

4) They both have listened to Wolf 359 and love Doug Eiffel.

5) SlipJacksonLover does hate someone: Joe Fisher, Midnight Burger.

6) Diversity win/loss! They're both asexual!

7) They started making out (again) and will not stop for the next 17 years. (That's how long Slip's coma lasted)

8) Slip Jackson died, they shook hands. Did SlipHater ever confess their undying love?

9) SlipHater gave a speech at the Slip Jackson funeral that they were not invited to in the SlipJacksonLover Discord server that they were also not invited to.

10) SlipHater also doubles as NureyevHater. They hold so much hate in their heart.

11) It's all satire.

12) SlipJacksonLover smoked a joint in honor of Slip Jackson.

13) Podcast with them is titled "Either" where Sliphater voices the depressed idiot and SlipJacksonLover voices the other idiot.

In conclusion: they are coworkers, best friends, rivals, an enemy and a lover, polar opposites, soul mates, the true otp we should've been rooting for. Sliphater×SlipJacksonLover should've been on my season 5 bingo card god dammit.

[sliphater]

CALLOUT POST ON @slipjacksonlover

you all probably think that someone woth the word lover in their name is pure of heart but you are WRONG!!! your brain probably rattles in uour skull when you run like a maraca if you rhink that

slipjacksonlover is not oure of heart because they hage someone.

JOE FISHER MIDNIGHT BRIGER

THATS RIGY! THYE HATE JOE FISHER OR "HOE BITCHER" AS THEY CALL HIM. MOSTLY BECAUSE HE DID NOT MAKE AVA A LESBIAN.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF HUH?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY!?!!? SPEAK!!! DEFEND YOURSELF!!

[sliphater]

😱

CALLOUT POST ON @slipjacksonlover

you all probably think that someone woth the word lover in their name is pure of heart but you are WRONG!!! your brain probably rattles in uour skull when you run like a maraca if you rhink that

slipjacksonlover is not oure of heart because they hage someone.

JOE FISHER MIDNIGHT BRIGER

THATS RIGY! THYE HATE JOE FISHER OR "HOE BITCHER" AS THEY CALL HIM. MOSTLY BECAUSE HE DID NOT MAKE AVA A LESBIAN.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF HUH?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY!?!!? SPEAK!!! DEFEND YOURSELF!!

[sliphater]

yeah. always. we're taking suggestions if uou got any

CALLOUT POST ON @slipjacksonlover

you all probably think that someone woth the word lover in their name is pure of heart but you are WRONG!!! your brain probably rattles in uour skull when you run like a maraca if you rhink that

slipjacksonlover is not oure of heart because they hage someone.

JOE FISHER MIDNIGHT BRIGER

THATS RIGY! THYE HATE JOE FISHER OR "HOE BITCHER" AS THEY CALL HIM. MOSTLY BECAUSE HE DID NOT MAKE AVA A LESBIAN.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF HUH?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY!?!!? SPEAK!!! DEFEND YOURSELF!!

[sliphater]

FINE OKAY ITS OVER. ILL GO RUN OVER MARTIN BLACKWOOD OR SOMETHING. HIT UP JONATHAN SIMS AS A REBOUND. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT.

WELL DO THE WEIRD ASEXUAL THING WE DO WHEN WE SIT IN A ROOM AND STARE AT EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF HAVING SEX. ME AND JONNY BOY WILL DO THAT. IS THAT WHAT YIU WANT.

ARRRGHHHHHHHH

CALLOUT POST ON @slipjacksonlover

you all probably think that someone woth the word lover in their name is pure of heart but you are WRONG!!! your brain probably rattles in uour skull when you run like a maraca if you rhink that

slipjacksonlover is not oure of heart because they hage someone.

JOE FISHER MIDNIGHT BRIGER

THATS RIGY! THYE HATE JOE FISHER OR "HOE BITCHER" AS THEY CALL HIM. MOSTLY BECAUSE HE DID NOT MAKE AVA A LESBIAN.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF HUH?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY!?!!? SPEAK!!! DEFEND YOURSELF!!

[sliphater]

you want that girl to be you dont you. just say it. just say its over already.

CALLOUT POST ON @slipjacksonlover

you all probably think that someone woth the word lover in their name is pure of heart but you are WRONG!!! your brain probably rattles in uour skull when you run like a maraca if you rhink that

slipjacksonlover is not oure of heart because they hage someone.

JOE FISHER MIDNIGHT BRIGER

THATS RIGY! THYE HATE JOE FISHER OR "HOE BITCHER" AS THEY CALL HIM. MOSTLY BECAUSE HE DID NOT MAKE AVA A LESBIAN.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF HUH?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY!?!!? SPEAK!!! DEFEND YOURSELF!!

[sliphater]

YOU WILL DIE ON THREE DAY

CALLOUT POST ON @slipjacksonlover

you all probably think that someone woth the word lover in their name is pure of heart but you are WRONG!!! your brain probably rattles in uour skull when you run like a maraca if you rhink that

slipjacksonlover is not oure of heart because they hage someone.

JOE FISHER MIDNIGHT BRIGER

THATS RIGY! THYE HATE JOE FISHER OR "HOE BITCHER" AS THEY CALL HIM. MOSTLY BECAUSE HE DID NOT MAKE AVA A LESBIAN.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF HUH?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY!?!!? SPEAK!!! DEFEND YOURSELF!!

[sliphater]

CALLOUT POST ON @slipjacksonlover

you all probably think that someone woth the word lover in their name is pure of heart but you are WRONG!!! your brain probably rattles in uour skull when you run like a maraca if you rhink that

slipjacksonlover is not oure of heart because they hage someone.

JOE FISHER MIDNIGHT BRIGER

THATS RIGY! THYE HATE JOE FISHER OR "HOE BITCHER" AS THEY CALL HIM. MOSTLY BECAUSE HE DID NOT MAKE AVA A LESBIAN.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF HUH?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY!?!!? SPEAK!!! DEFEND YOURSELF!!

[sliphater]

you will kiss my martin blackwood slandering mouth and LIKE IT

there is a change in the wind

martini blackboard i despise you snd all you stand for. get ready for me to ambush you in tje cybernetic sphere you fucking toad

POW POW POW POW

[sliphater]

nuh uh

there is a change in the wind

martini blackboard i despise you snd all you stand for. get ready for me to ambush you in tje cybernetic sphere you fucking toad

POW POW POW POW

[sliphater]

there is a change in the wind

martini blackboard i despise you snd all you stand for. get ready for me to ambush you in tje cybernetic sphere you fucking toad

POW POW POW POW

[sliphater]

awww you love me

I love your username it is so real I love Slip Jackson too but I think you probably love him more anyway you're so supercool for this

thsnk you. I’m sorry this took so long for me to get to Penumbra finale personified itself and crashed through my window and put me in an evil meat grinder three times. Anyway. Despite the fact that it is over and slip has departed from us he will live on in our hearts. sliphater however will not live in our hearts. not the person but the concept. the person can live in our hearts that is okay i guess. whatever

[sliphater]

i would also like to reiterate that we are NOT enemies to lovers. we are an enemy (me) and a lover (ew).

after our 17 years together in that time altering pocket dimension, we have once again discovered out hatred for one another and will continue to fight for the rest of our lives.

i made a speech for slip jackson's funeral on @slipjacksonlover 's discord server (despite the fact that i was repeatedly reminded of the fact that i was NOT INVITED)

for those of you who missed it, here it is:

ghello funeral

hey guys so the time has come for slip jackson to die. honestly. im conflicted. seeing all your sad faces here today has made me sympathetic. slippathetic. if you will.

he was in a coma for many years. not as many years as some other people I know, who have been shot and frozen for over 44 years. i dont think he has much room to complain.

but anyways he was still suffering in that coma.

I wonder if he dreamed at all. dreamed of the REAL WORLD. of you all and me. i wonder if he felt the love you all sent his way. the compassion you had for his half alive little corpse.

I hope he felt it. because if he felt it, he would have felt my hatred with it.

he did some pretty problematic shit ngl.

honestly i think its some great karma that after that one time he drugged oeter and pretended he was coma. served him right.

regardless of how consenting oeter was, i still think that was majorly weird. and also kind of taking advantage. like. that was oeters ONLY CHOICE. thats fucked up.

i guess it was kind of his only choice too.

ysee its so easy to blame this shit on people when they have the resources available to them to do better things. they didnt have those kinds of resources then.

....so.... im doing to say that. while i am so glad he is dead and would still punch his stupid face. i dont blame him for his actions anymore.

that doesnt mean im done hating peope though.

i think you all will notice that it is my very being that is hateful. it fuels ,me in my daily life.

with slip jackson's death, my hate lies dormant. there's no reason for it now. i cant reach him from here.

...

peter nureyev on the other hand is a FUCKIGN DUMBASS.

fumbled the hottest lady in the fucking UNIVERSE (other than Buddy Aurinko) and still hasnt learned a FUCKING THING.

he almost took away SOMEONE ELSES LIFE to save SLIP JACKSON'S- CAN YOU EVEN CALL THAT A LIFE???

he was a fucking idiot. and as much as i adore his stupid seductive sultry voice, he has been a terrible partner to Juno.

I know this stems from deeper issues of self loathign and self worth but im still pissed.

there is no reason to hurt other people for your own fucking issues. if it gets to this point, get HELP. peter was self aware enough to know the way he was impacting everyone around him.

he trashed buddy and vespas wedding for it.

he abandoned juno right to his fuckign face.

he hurt so many people for what? slip jackson? slip definitely wouldnt want to live after this.

he better fucking redeem himself in these last two episodes because wooo weee what a FUCKING ASSHOLE

anyways happy funeral guys. im glad hes gone. if his voice actor actually turns up to this i want them to know that they did a great job voice acting him. you have a great voice its just a shame that slip jackson's slipperiness kind of tainted that.

fuck peter nureyev. love juno steel.

with utter and neverending vitriol,

sliphater

[sliphater]

i made a speech for slip jackson's funeral on @slipjacksonlover 's discord server (despite the fact that i was repeatedly reminded of the fact that i was NOT INVITED)

for those of you who missed it, here it is:

ghello funeral

hey guys so the time has come for slip jackson to die. honestly. im conflicted. seeing all your sad faces here today has made me sympathetic. slippathetic. if you will.

he was in a coma for many years. not as many years as some other people I know, who have been shot and frozen for over 44 years. i dont think he has much room to complain.

but anyways he was still suffering in that coma.

I wonder if he dreamed at all. dreamed of the REAL WORLD. of you all and me. i wonder if he felt the love you all sent his way. the compassion you had for his half alive little corpse.

I hope he felt it. because if he felt it, he would have felt my hatred with it.

he did some pretty problematic shit ngl.

honestly i think its some great karma that after that one time he drugged oeter and pretended he was coma. served him right.

regardless of how consenting oeter was, i still think that was majorly weird. and also kind of taking advantage. like. that was oeters ONLY CHOICE. thats fucked up.

i guess it was kind of his only choice too.

ysee its so easy to blame this shit on people when they have the resources available to them to do better things. they didnt have those kinds of resources then.

....so.... im doing to say that. while i am so glad he is dead and would still punch his stupid face. i dont blame him for his actions anymore.

that doesnt mean im done hating peope though.

i think you all will notice that it is my very being that is hateful. it fuels ,me in my daily life.

with slip jackson's death, my hate lies dormant. there's no reason for it now. i cant reach him from here.

...

peter nureyev on the other hand is a FUCKIGN DUMBASS.

fumbled the hottest lady in the fucking UNIVERSE (other than Buddy Aurinko) and still hasnt learned a FUCKING THING.

he almost took away SOMEONE ELSES LIFE to save SLIP JACKSON'S- CAN YOU EVEN CALL THAT A LIFE???

he was a fucking idiot. and as much as i adore his stupid seductive sultry voice, he has been a terrible partner to Juno.

I know this stems from deeper issues of self loathign and self worth but im still pissed.

there is no reason to hurt other people for your own fucking issues. if it gets to this point, get HELP. peter was self aware enough to know the way he was impacting everyone around him.

he trashed buddy and vespas wedding for it.

he abandoned juno right to his fuckign face.

he hurt so many people for what? slip jackson? slip definitely wouldnt want to live after this.

he better fucking redeem himself in these last two episodes because wooo weee what a FUCKING ASSHOLE

anyways happy funeral guys. im glad hes gone. if his voice actor actually turns up to this i want them to know that they did a great job voice acting him. you have a great voice its just a shame that slip jackson's slipperiness kind of tainted that.

fuck peter nureyev. love juno steel.

with utter and neverending vitriol,

sliphater