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“I swear, if one more of you pesky little Greyfaces asks Poe about that failure of a figment, so help me--”

“Ahem - dearest brother, might I suggest you ignore those things, and turn that curiosity towards something more... productive? Like finding us a new village to rule! That would be fun, wouldn’t it? Much more so than listening to the likes of them.”

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If the oc babies were stuck on an island, how would they conduct themselves.

Well, assuming that the ones that can fly/teleport are unable to do so - mainly 'cause that's more fun - I think they'd handle it pretty well!

If the Twins had no access to their usual magic, they'd start out kinda useless though; Roy and Reggi are both pretty reliant on their powers, but after the initial panic I think they'd adapt.

Rebel, despite his lazy devil-may-care attitude, is actually a decent survivalist - Dewey and Gos were determined that he'd be able to take care of himself in case of an emergency - so he'd be pretty chill, provided no one was actively trying to kill them.

Witner is a city-kid, through and through, but they at least know how to stay calm under pressure - she may not be able to like, start a fire with sticks, but she can pep-talk the other kids while they do it!

Citrus, due to Boyd and Huey's obsession with the Junior Woodchucks, is basically a living version of the handbook, so they're just bursting with survival knowledge.

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“Bradford would probably say ‘yes’, knowing how rigid he usually is. And as such, I���ll allow it.”

“I’m rather intrigued to see the aftermath, if I’m being honest.”

@ Bentley || "Wait a second-- if you're you, and Bradford's him, but you're not in FOWL that often, but Heron's over there, does that mean you can give orders too or...?"

"To the best of my knowledge, Bradford has indeed stated before that I may direct and order other members of F.O.W.L in his absence. I'm assuming there's something you wish for me to authorize that you believe Bradford or Heron would not?"

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@ Bentley || "Wait a second-- if you're you, and Bradford's him, but you're not in FOWL that often, but Heron's over there, does that mean you can give orders too or...?"

"To the best of my knowledge, Bradford has indeed stated before that I may direct and order other members of F.O.W.L in his absence. I'm assuming there's something you wish for me to authorize that you believe Bradford or Heron would not?"

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✏️ For your and your wife's OC children

Regina: *closes a cabinet* *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* Roy: What was that? Regina: The sound of someone else's problem.

Wit: Citrus taught me to think before I act. Wit: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

Rebel: Do I least have a chance to explain myself? Wit: This is America, so nope! Rebel: This isn't America, this is OHIO!

Regina: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web. Wit: You were too lazy to read the book?! Regina: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

Wit: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

Citrus: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Wit: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Citrus: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Wit: But I heard a siren. Regina: That was Roy. Roy: Sorry, I got nervous.

Rebel: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Regina: That's deep. Citrus: That means that ketchup is a smoothie. Regina: That's deeper. Wit: ...You guys are idiots.

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(My personal gut feeling is tube - just like, cut the toes out of a gym sock and cram it over his doofy head XD )

If Bradford wore a scarf would he wrap it around his long neck, or just wear it bundled at the base?

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running2re-duck-tion​:

@slootsforshace​ liked for a starter with Poe

“Marcus, darling, dearest, I ask this with as much love as I am capable of…”

“What the fuck?”

The room around them was in shambles: furniture upturned, rugs rucked up along the floor and what appeared to be at least two electronics stores worth of gizmos scattered everywhere - just... wall-to-wall chaos.

“Poe, babe!” And there was Mark, currently hanging upside-down from the lighting fixture and still swaying gently with his previous momentum.

“... You’re back early.” He grinned, just a touch shakily, but shouldered on. “I, uh, kinda got struck by some... sudden inspiration, I guess? And, heh, looks like I got a little carried away... My b, my b.” He twisted carefully, looking around himself before back to Poe. “Uuhh... little help, Hot Topic?”

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“Samhain’s rituals have somehow managed to get even dumber o’er the years, and I cannae tell if Ah’m still surprised by the incompetence of you all or just disappointed.”

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Scrooge made a startled noise as he was grabbed, but was grinning again by the time Steelbeak finished talking.

“Make it right, lad! If ye get enough distance, I may even go clear through the window!” Should he have sounded so excited about that? Probably not.

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That smirk was annoying. Even when Steelbeak was given the chance to exact some semblance of wrath on the McDucks like he was once hired to do, he was met with a coy tone. And what was worse, he couldn’t do anything about the pet name, refusing to risk even more humiliation. 

With no warning, he snatched Scrooge by his torso and stepped back as part of a windup. “Fine! Pick a direction before I choose the ground!”

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“Bah, don’t be silly - it’s only us, and there’s no harm in a lil’ nickname, Steely.” Scrooge assured playfully, waving away the concern. “Besides, if you don’t like it, all the more reason to throw me!”

“Naow c’mon lad, and let’s see if you live up to all yer constant braggin’. Somehow, I doubt it~”

@ Scrooge: "Now ain't this rich. I've always wondered what it's like to throw old money around." Steelbeak chimes with a wild smile about him. Dang, if only he had this chance when he was back in FOWL, but ah well, no point being stuck in the past! The large rooster's steps are paced, hands brought together for what's a sickening crackle of the knuckles.

"This is gonna be fun."

"Couldn't agree more, Steely!" Scrooge chuckled, bouncing briefly in place with an overflow of excitement. "Cannae remember the last time I was thrown for fun, as opposed to harm." He rolled his shoulders in a quick stretch, grinning wide. "Oh, do ya think ye could get me clear 'cross the room? Wouldn't that be a sight?"

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@ Scrooge: "Now ain't this rich. I've always wondered what it's like to throw old money around." Steelbeak chimes with a wild smile about him. Dang, if only he had this chance when he was back in FOWL, but ah well, no point being stuck in the past! The large rooster's steps are paced, hands brought together for what's a sickening crackle of the knuckles.

"This is gonna be fun."

"Couldn't agree more, Steely!" Scrooge chuckled, bouncing briefly in place with an overflow of excitement. "Cannae remember the last time I was thrown for fun, as opposed to harm." He rolled his shoulders in a quick stretch, grinning wide. "Oh, do ya think ye could get me clear 'cross the room? Wouldn't that be a sight?"

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Looks at the date.

Looks at the arguments and threats.

Adjusts hat in determination.

“Toss me.”

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so what are your headcanons about moonlander children?

I've got two strong feelings about this topic, and they can work together or separately:

Number 1 - The Moonlanders have a 'breeding season', and the time during which we, the audience, see them is simply during an off-season, explaining the no kids thing.

Number 2 - The babies are actually quite squishy/maybe insect-esque, and are raised communally in safe/secure 'dens' by designated caregivers. Everyone is family, basically.

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“Are they following me because they’re interested in rping or do they just need the follow-back follower count?”

I’ve been seeing this a lot lately and I understand if people get miffed about it. I would be too. And I think it’s a good call to try and interact with folks by calling attention to it.

let it be known though

if I follow you but we never rp, it’s not that i’m using you to get my follower count up.

I’m just rlly bad at making the first move.

Follower count doesn’t mean squat to me since I know that it usually ends up being like, dead blogs I’ll never see again. So yeah. 

This is a post where I’m encouraging you, the reader, to make the first move. Just try and talk to the people you follow, even if you don’t think they’d be interested in rping ( provided you follow their rules on contact, mutuals, ect ). Maybe they wanna rp? Maybe they don’t. Your chances can only increase if you come with an idea to bring to the table, so just try it!

Maybe a friendship will happen, maybe it won’t. But at the VERY LEAST you can say you tried.

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"Happy birthday, you two," Bradford gave one of his rare smiles, handing the two wrapped parcels - Buford's was bigger than Bentley's but they both rattled when handed over.

"Oh, thank you, Bradford!" Buford smiled, clutching his gift carefully to his chest. "I didn't get you a physical gift this year, but I really think you're going to enjoy supper tonight!"

Bentley squinted at his gift thoughtfully, before tucking it under his arm for now. "I'd say my gift was letting you two live another year so you can continue to torment me, but I actually spent money on real gifts for a change."

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@ Scrooge: A letter! You look nice, and you're pretty alright. Don't tell no one.

- From, █████████

"I what naow?" He blinked a few times, reading the note again as if the writing would suddenly change - wouldn't be the first time.

But nope. Just a normal admirer letter.

"... Cannae say I'm not flattered - but I'm more concerned as to how in the world it got here without anyone seeing anything!"

"Still, though - at least ye have good taste, stranger."

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“... I kinda feel like I’ve maybe been insulted? But like, accidentally? Is that a thing?”