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Made Nijntje for my sister

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me trying to explain the muppet joker to my friends

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Franz Kafka — Letters to Felice (1912-1917)

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All my coworkers like me so so so so much!!!!!!!! They believe I am normal, which is true, because I am

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How much plastic can you eat before you Hospital

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Are you allowed to shift to universes where monks are allowed to fuck?

I tried but I accidentally shifted to a reality in which Catholics were all allowed to have gay sex even if they were a monk or a priest. The only downside was that I was straight in this reality and heterosexuality was banned by the Pope, who was known as the Gope (gay pope) in this dimension. I came back to my current reality with a cold sweat and a fearful boner. Not trying this life hack again!

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This morning when I was outside walking for many hours, I made sure to do my part as a Dark Feminist. Every time I saw a man, I flipped them off and said "Do Better!" while smirking darkly. Every time I saw a woman, I gave them a sheepish smile and said "Ah... a queen," while nodding thoughtfully. I saw one Gender Ambiguous. I stared at them through their car window while they were at a red light. "WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS?" I said. It was certainly loud enough for them to hear me, as I yelled this several times while making bold eye contact. They did not answer. They drove away. Sigh. Being a Dark Feminist is hard work in the world of Pronoun, but I persist.

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Baldphobia really is worse than homophobia but I don't think the Tumblrinas are ready for that conversation.

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He's right. It's the 1st

Happy September 1st, Dickfucks ✨

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Loki: I would prefer to be called by gender neutral pronouns. I trust you know what that means?

Thor: [nodding seriously] Everypony.

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i love seeing the difference between nuwho and classic who bc the revived eras like 'he just saved the universe for the 5th time, the lonely god, there are entire galaxies afraid of him' and then classic whos like 'in today's episode our favourite silly guy the doctor runs over a dude with a boat and beats up like 20 people with his bare fists. stay tuned for more'

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This is the best thing I’ve ever made

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so imagine that you transition, and you choose a new name. and then, several months to years later, you discover that you’re part alien because your mom mindmelded with a guy before you were born, and you subconsciously named yourself after his ex. how do you feel about that

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'It was love at first sight.'

Nah, Ed was basically picking out a wedding dress before he even met Stede.