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I’V READ SO MANY FANFICS WHERE CONNOR USES HIS PUPPY EYES ON HANK AND IT’S ACTUALLY CANON
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We stan a legend
Sooo not art related but I was watching Felix’s playthrough of Detroit and I became obsessed with his love for Simon so I made a compilation of those moments
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Yall over there hc-ing him as evil or the stoic, deadly, smartass kinda guy but I’m over here thinking like what if he’s actually more of a softie than RK800?
Give the guy a break, he was like on screen for 10 seconds and yall immediately went with the conclusion that he’s the spawn of satan when the poor guy didn’t even do anything, much less do anything wrong.
Fucking… RK800 can literally kill off Hank and assassinate Markus without a second thought but yall never BAT an eye at that one AND still call him a “cinnamon roll” huh? And yet YALL have the GUTS to call RK900 the evil one HUHH?????
#oh shi#i love both of my children#theyre both sweet cinnamon rolls#i imagine that rk800 would be like an older brother for rk900#im sure im not the only one#and hank would adopt them both#connor would introduce nines to sumo#and be crushed by that big doggo#floof
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Markus: Join the revolution! What is your name?
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North: That's a fucking Roomba, Markus
Markus:
Markus: Welcome to Jericho, Roomba ;)))))
North:
#idk man#the first andriod to eat#kinda#spill carrots and the fucking roomba will lick that shit up#lick it up like Connor licks blood#wtf is wrong with me#finger licking good#detroit become human#dbh#markus#north
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I think you’re more welcome than ever
am i kicked out of the fandom yet
#holy shit#tWeNtY eIgHt StAb wOuNdS#0 to 100 real fast#my cinnamon roll had too much cinnamon#aka he fucking murdered me#the cinnamon challenge jfc#what am i typing#im basically trying to tell you i love u and am glad you made this
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Selfcare post✨✨
Selfcare is going through the entire game of Detroit Become Human in one sitting. No breaks.
#i did this today#i was very productive#im v hap#connor is still a cinnamon roll#godbless#hank is still a dad#dbh#connor#hank anderson#connor is a good boy
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*roblox ‘oof’ sound*
#we were all thinking it#there should be an option to pour the coffee on gavin#upsetti spaghetti#my poor son#rip connor#i love u#country bois#blehhh
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This is so accurate it hurts
Man I love Connor so much
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My son...
My child...
My boo...
My honey muffin...
Teach me how to flIP COINS
#PLZ#connor should be a magician#i stg i was crying when i saw hank trying to copy connor#connor never did get his coin back#wtf hank#give the poor boy his coin#detroit become human#connor#hank anderson
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