#PLZ

[marragurl]

Ok so like…. Who makes Ratio’s statues? 

Because every possible explanation just opens up a whole new can of worms. 

I’ve been trying to go through as much info about him as I can, including his character stories, but I can’t find anything??? 

So I’m just left stewing in the dark, which usually leads to my humor coming into play. 

So like… are the statues of Ratio’s own making??

Because that would insinuate that he takes the time out of his busy life to constantly make new statues of just himself, including the multiple plaster heads. And if it’s not him physically and it is a manifestation of his Imaginary powers, he’s still making them right??? 

So he still chooses the poses! 

Why??? 

What is his thought process??? 

Physically made or Imaginary Powers made, it’s still his choice on what the statue should look like right???

And if it’s not a conscious decision, then WHAT DO THE JOJO AND CUTESY POSES MEAN

IS JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURES FUCKING CANON IN HSR??

IS IT A SHOW THAT EXISTS??

ARE YOU TELLING ME ARAKI FUCKING EXISTS IN HSR??

AND RATIO IS A FAN?????? 

DON’T TELL ME IT’S JUST A FUN REFERENCE BY THE HSR TEAM, YEA IT’S META TO US BUT IT’S CANON TO THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE THAT RATIO HAS A STATUE OF HIMSELF DOING A JOJO POSE

On the other hand, if it’s not Ratio himself making them… who is it????

Is Ratio commissioning some artists?? Multiple artists? Only one?!?!? 

Is it some weird form of extra credit for his students???

(Student A: Hey wanna hang out tonight? 

Student B: Can’t. Gotta finish up this statue of Dr. Ratio examining his codex by Friday if I wanna get a passing grade in the class

Student A: You can sculpt???

Student B crying with 100 tabs of ‘how to sculpt’ videos and wikiHows pulled up and no sleep: I’m trying my best here Sharon)

Is he like those Renaissance time rich people who basically paid for their favorite artist’s livelihood in order to just make nice art in return??? Is there now a really well-off sculptor somewhere in the universe who is just constantly being paid by THE Dr. Ratio to make stone statues of the man??? Does the artist just put that down in their tax returns?? 

(back at it again with Topaz suffering from Ratiorine’s antics, she’s the one in charge of Ratio’s Sculptor’s taxes)

THAT STILL DOESN’T ANSWER THE STATUE POSE QUESTIONS

DID THE ARTIST ADD IN THE JOJO POSE AND HEART POSE AS A GAG??? AND SURVIVE RATIO SEEING THEM?? 

WORSE- DID RATIO COMMISSION THE POSES??? WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION EVEN LIKE??? DID HE HAVE TO POSE?? DOES THE ARTIST JUST HAVE AN ENTIRE SCRAPBOOK OF RATIO DOING DIFFERENT POSES FOR CONSTANT REFERENCE?

FUCK IT, DID AVENTURINE GET IN CONTACT WITH THE ARTIST AND PAY EVEN MORE MONEY FOR THE CUTESY POSES??

(Whole new thought process, the artist is making statues of Ratio for both Ratio AND Aventurine, and all the cute statues are actually commissions by Aventurine for his little Dr. Ratio idol crush shrine. There’s a constant slapstick comedy routine of Aventurine trying to hide them anytime Ratio comes over to his place and barely getting away with it. Does he ever come clean when they start dating? Do they start dating because Ratio finds the statues? Fuck it, if Ratio is the one making the statues and not an artist, does he teach Aventurine how to sculpt?? Does it become like something they do together to spend time?? Ok damn wait that’s kinda cute wait-)

WAIT ADDING ON TO THAT- DOES THAT MEAN FOLLOWING THIS THOUGHT PROCESS THAT AVENTURINE IS THE JOJO FAN???? HE’S A FUCKING JOTARO STAN???

(wait- brisk MC who’s rude to everyone but soft on those he cares about and has the muscles of a Greek god and eventually goes into academia, oh my fucking god Aventurine has a type)

PLEASE

I NEED TO KNOW WHERE ARE THESE STATUES COMING FROM

EVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW ABOUT THEM, THEY AREN’T A SECRET

IS HIS HOUSE JUST FULL OF STATUES???

DOES HE HAVE A WHOLE-ASS GRECO-ROMAN-STYLE GARDEN FULL OF HIS OWN STATUES???

DOES THE ARTIST SEE A STATUE DISAPPEAR FROM THE GARDEN AND IMMEDIATELY KNOW RATIO USED HIS TECHNIQUE TO SLAM ONE DOWN BREAKING IT AND JUST GO “fucking hell man, I was just about to go on break! Now I need to start a new one!”

IS IT A HOBBY?? HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET INTO SCULPTING AS A HOBBY WITH HIS SCHEDULE???

ARE THEY GIFTS?? 

FROM WHO, STUDENTS??? ADMIRERS? FUCK IT, AVENTURINE???

DOES THE ARTIST BEING COMMISSIONED EVEN HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE RATIO STATUES??? DO THEY EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO SCULPT ANYTHING OTHER THAN RATIO AT THIS POINT??? HAVE THEY SEEN ANY OTHER BEING OUTSIDE OF THEIR STUDIO AND THE HUNDREDS OF RATIO STATUES???

PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE TO ANSWER ME

[thebeefsteaktomato]

I NEED HELP FINDING A FIC Y’ALL

ok so I found it on tumblr and i was under a meme about fanon vs canon dick and Jason as robins. And the fic was about dick and jason getting turned into kids again and tim and damian think dick is jason (cause he’s angry) and that jason is dick (cause he’s happy). i was reading it on tumblr then it reloaded and was gone forever💔 the fic was on ao3, complete, and had 4 chapters

PLEASE LEMME KNOW IF U CAN FIND IT😭

[kokoch4n3l]

cw: MAJOR manga and anime spoilers, slight draken slander, emotional manipulation, allusions to depression

random thought about manila future timeline/bad toman!mikey:

Mikey in general actually. Mikey is perceived to be kind of lazy in a sense by the fandom. If you watch the chibi revengers episodes there is one episode where Draken tells Takemichi what he does for Mikey in a day which includes waking him up, getting him to shower, eat, taking him to school, waking him up for lunch, taking him home and do daily menial tasks.

While, sure I guess you can say he is lazy but I thought what if Mikey wasn't like that before Shinichiro died? What if his 'laziness' started after the death of his older brother which made these menial tasks turn into actual chores for him to do which was why Draken(and Emma) did all these things for him, basically taking care of him so he didn't die of fuckin' starvation?

Mikey needed help and I imagine after Emma's death(in the Kanto incident in particular), Draken stopped helping him.

In season 3(I think it was season 3) it talks about how Mikey just blindly trusted Izana and there is no other reason given except that they ar brothers or whatever they say. In my opinion, it was because Izana was the only one taking care of him so in return, Mikey gave Izana his blind support and trust.

I think in this timeline Mikey has no idea Izana was the one that let Kisaki murder Emma so yeah...

Like, I can imagine Draken just absolutely shitting on Mikey, before he leaves toman, for trusting this absolutely vile man(Izana) and Mikey just going "but he loves me 🙁" and going along with whatever Izana says because Izana is reminding him to eat, making him get out of bed, making him go shower and brush his teeth. Sure he's probably getting emotionally manipulated but Mikey just sees someone is caring for him and just clings to them for dear life because he just needs to be cared for and Izana is the only one doing it.

[m6gg3ts0n9izza]

Leaking my tape to show you what we’re doing bts🤭

[jenofthefar]

I am suffering from severe Astarion brainrot, send help, thank you that is all

[kobaltt]

He’s trying! 😅

[awoogawolf]

[cryinganabell]

The disadvantage of having a furry bf😔😔😔😔😔😔/silly

Some devildice duudles bc im hungry asf

[lostshadow86]

Cuddling with someone would solve some of my problems I'm sure of it

[hoes-love-lani]

Inexperienced

Request: Cairo Sweet teaching r how to kiss

Pairing: Cairo Sweet x fem!reader

Summary: Cairo teaching r how to kiss

Warning: making out, mild language

Not only was Cairo your roommate, but she was also your crush. You couldn’t help it, anyway. Her dimples, her freckles, her laugh, every part of her was perfect.

Just one problem.

You’ve never had your first kiss.

Yeah, kinda embarrassing. You’re in high school and you haven’t kissed anyone yet. 

But you’ve watched enough movies to figure out the basics of it. So you decided to practice kissing your hand like a 10 year-old boy who learned what sex was.

After school, you beelined to your room and sat down on your bed. You pulled up a picture of a very attractive girl on Instagram. You were about to bring up your hand to your lips when-

The door slammed open and Cairo stood in your doorway.

“Holy shit!” She burst out laughing, doubling over and leaning against the wall for support.

You slammed your laptop shut, almost throwing it across the room.

“Shut up, Cairo!”

She slammed her hand against the wall, laughing her ass off.

“Sorry, sorry.” She stood up straight and moved over to sit on the bed next to you, still giggling a bit. “But seriously, your hand was the best option?”

“Cairo! Please stop!” You flipped onto your stomach, hiding your face in the pillows.

She was quick to lay down next to you, moving your hair away from your face. “Y’know… I can teach you if you want. How to kiss someone, that is.”

You slowly looked up, your cheeks still a bright red. “Really?”

“Yeah. As long as you tell me who it’s for.” A dumb grin appeared on her face as she sat up.

“No way.” You groaned as you got up, your hand brushing against her thigh. You heard her breath hitch, but chose not to say anything.

“Fine, I’ll teach you for free. No secret-telling necessary.” She put your laptop on the side table, away from the both of you.

You quickly got up, excited to learn but nervous for what was coming next.

“So, you gotta get a mood going first…” She slowly massages your thigh, her fingertips grazing your inner thigh

“Then you lean in a bit…” She slowly leaned in closer, her breath mingling with yours, her eyes glistening in the dim moonlight.

You thought it was part of the demonstration, but you swore you saw something else in her eyes. 

So you slowly leaned in.

And so did she.

Her lips slowly grazed yours until they connected. It was soft and slow at first, but it slowly got more passionate.

She brought up her hand to your cheek, her thumb slowly tracing your cheekbone. After what felt like forever, she pulled away, breathless. You let out a pathetic whine, immediately making you flush with embarrassment, and she smirked at that.

She slowly licked her lips.

“You sure you haven’t done this before?”

[bluesolarflare]

A witch, her familiar, and a chill ghost team up to hunt malevolent spirits

[skullcfusher]

LOOK LOOK I ACTUALLY SOMEWHAT FINISHED A WIP OK PLZ IM SRRY TAKE NINA

[m6gg3ts0n9izza]

I NEED A 1 HOUR COMPILATION OF HIM WHIMPERING BECAUSE THIS IS TO MUCH😩

[cyberpunk-lesbians]

it’s about to be 4:20am on my 25th birthday

fun fact, I am an aries sun, moon, and rising

other fun facts about me: I’ve hiked 100 miles of yellowstone and I have a chemical engineering bs from Georgia Tech but don’t use it for work at all

follow me if you like this blog/podcast idea? please? I’m so cool and befriendable and we’re going to make a discord once we hit 50 followers 👉👈

[largecoldbrew]

i adore them truly

[kopfkino-o]

🕯️🕯️ beloved mutuals, we've gathered here today to manifest an Elriel announcement upon the 1st of May 🕯️🕯️