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🌺Send this to ten other bloggers you think are wonderful! Keep the game going! 🌺

Us?! Aww anon we think you’re wonderful, too!

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the hogwarts houses at their worst

gryffindor: *in the hospital wing with two broken arms and three teeth missing* worth it

slytherin: so my cunning plan got so convoluted that i somehow managed to doublecross myself and ended up with a year's detention

ravenclaw: I DON'T NEED SLEEP IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY SINCE I ATE I NEED TO FINISH THIS BOOK ABOUT DRAGON DUNG DAMMIT

hufflepuff: *arms full of kittens* i want them all

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Slytherpuff Spell Casting 101

Slytherin: I could kill him, you know Hufflepuff: yeah but paralyzing him is less... You know... Deathy

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1000 FOLLOWERS?!

HOLY CRAP.

Thank you all so much for liking, following, submitting, and reblogging! We never thought this would get this far.

Look out for a post later!

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Slytherpuff Friendship Dynamics

Slytherin: “What’s wrong with you? Why would you do that?” Hufflepuff: “Well, for one thing, I’m kind.” Slytherin: “Fuck that.”

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Riddikulus

Hufflepuff: Hey do you want this candy cane? I don’t know how old it is but it’s still wrapped in plastic so it’s probably safe. Slytherin: *laughs* You do realize how sexual that sounded? Hufflepuff: What?? Oh…

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Making Plans by Slytherins

Slytherin: OMG YOU CAN COME TO ALL THE CONCERTS I WANNA GO TO Slytherin: HAPPENING Slytherin: you are coming Slytherin: idec Slytherin: I’m dragging you there Hufflepuff: OMG YAY I’m happily dragged there I wanna come!!

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Getting Pity from a Slytherin

Slytherin: So hows your head feeling? Sure you don’t have a concussion from the game yesterday? Hufflepuff:*while attempting to sit in chair next to wall* Nah, I’m fine. *Bonks head on wall* Ow! Slytherin: *literally dies laughing* How about now?

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Making Friends the Hufflepuff Way:

Hufflepuff: “Look at my new friends!” Slytherin: “It’s a bird.” Hufflepuff: “YEAH. Friends!” Slytherin: “Wow. ...You have friends that you haven’t scared off yet.” Hufflepuff: *pouting* “... ...It’s because I haven’t tried to make them friendship bracelets yet.” Slytherin: “Oh my god I haven’t worn a friendship bracelet in, like, a decade.” Hufflepuff: “Aaaaah! I’LL MAKE YOU ONE.” Slytherin: “Oh I’m sure you will.”

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Can we sumbmit convos? If so, do you have a format for it?

Of course you can! In fact, we have one sitting in our inbox waiting to be edited and put into a new post right now! :)

We don’t have a format, necessarily, but you can submit them to either the askbox or the submit box, and the setup that we use and our submissions so far have found pretty reliable is:

Bolded Title:

Bolded Speaker: “Their line”Bolded Speaker: “Their line”Etc.

If that’s the format that works best for you when you’re going to submit something, awesome! If not, format it however you think best! As you submit it, do let us know if you would like to be credited for the post, or if you’d rather remain anonymous.

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Me at Hogwarts ⚡️

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Flirting for Dummies (or Slytherins)

Hufflepuff: Hey you Slytherin: Hey Hufflepuff: How’d that thing go last night? Slytherin: Would’ve been better if you had come… Hufflepuff: Oh really? Why’s that? Slytherin: Don’t make me say it. Hufflepuff: Say What? Slytherin: Don’t make me say it. Hufflepuff: Please? Slytherin: Don’t make me say it. Hufflepuff: Pretty please? Slytherin: Don’t- Hufflepuff: With cherries on top? Slytherin: … Hufflepuff: Well? Slytherin: Anyways, you should come next time… Hufflepuff: I’ll think about it…*grins* Slytherin: Shut up… Hufflepuff: No? Because awwww. You missed me. You like me. You want me with you. *clingy hands* Slytherin: Ugh no be quiet. *hugs*

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I'm honestly so glad I found this blog a bunch of these describe me and my friend so much I can't wait to reblog and make mini comics outta them (eventually) c:

We’re so glad you found our blog, too! It’s always so great to hear that people find some of this craziness relatable!

Could you hear us shrieking over just the idea of mini comics from your corner of the world? Because there was some shrieking.

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So I've always thought of myself as a tougher Ravenclaw. Always thought I fit in with The whole nerd engrossed in books thing; however, my friends are dead set that I'm a Hufflepuff. I'm slowly realizing why with your posts. A lot of them are Slytherin .. you see, I like to think I'm tough, and I am and I can stand up for myself. It's just that I have a uncanny quite, fluffy girl kind of Appearance. I don't know, I just thought your post were really relatable...

 Hi there, Anon! This is your Hufflepuff blogger! <3

Funny story: I’d had it in my head for years and years that I was a Ravenclaw. I’m a nerd, and I took pride in that and assumed that was the part of my identity that would determine my house. It was... A shock, when Pottermore repeatedly sorted me into Hufflepuff, because it had never even crossed my mind. But, it was also totally correct.

I have since been informed I am kind of the stereotypical ‘Puff. And that’s probably not wrong. In that context, it makes total sense that my secondary house is Ravenclaw.

Above all, Hufflepuffs value kindness and loyalty and fairness. But those values mean that we’re also stubborn as fuck when it comes to what we believe in and willing to fight people who endanger that. Our traits don’t preclude us from being tough (or brilliant), but they probably say a lot about the reasons why we’re tough and what we prioritize.

We’re happy you find our posts relatable, and whether you’re a Hufflepuff or a Ravenclaw, we’re super happy to have you here!

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Could you do more hufflepuff x Slytherin relationship convos? 🙈 Thank you. - a Hufflepuff

We’ll see what we can do, Anon! If you have any topic prompts you want to send our way, please feel welcome to!

We feel bad that new posts can be slow to come out on this blog, but we tend to be limited by our real life schedules and whether or not our conversations produce anything relevant. All of our posts come right from conversations that we have, so some weeks produce amazing amounts of weird, and others result in nothing. Given all of that, we are so ridiculously grateful that so many of you have opted to follow our silly little blog. <3

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How to deal with a Hufflepuff in crisis (over a TV show):

Hufflepuff: “I AM SO UPSET ...I SWEAR I AM GOING TO EAT MY PHONE WHAT THE HELL” Slytherin: “I’m pretty sure that’s not in one’s recommended food sources.” Hufflepuff: “WHAT THE HELL.” Slytherin: “Also. That’s a lot of metal.” Hufflepuff: “Seriously. What the hell.” Slytherin: “So, like, don’t do that.”