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Lord Of The Flies And King Of The Worms
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Hellllllo I’m Aurora/Arachne 🇵🇸 MinormultifandomMay Leitz is my spirit animal, I’m full of autistic swagger
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smalldistortion · 29 days ago
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Please please please
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smalldistortion · 29 days ago
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hello tumblr I’m still alive I promise I’ve come to yap about s6 of wwdits
I'll say I'm pleased, I think the multiple endings bit was the funniest joke along with the fact that nandor actually does have a secret elevator and that Guillermo finally moves on to an extent
I am shocked that they didn't end up doing a whole romance thing with Guillermo and Nandor I kinda always expected it to come, but hey we got the alternative ending where they were a couple I guess lol
I'd give the s6 like a 6/10 funnily enough I think a good part of the season was kinda lack luster but I did like some of the entire episodes and but they're were parts I liked for every episode, I do think they had way to many stuff thrown in last minute like, I get the bride for the monster is meant to be a bride of Frankenstein reference but what's the point of seeing it if we know it's not going to go anywhere, like either stuff never got an ending or it got a really quick ending, but yeah that's my thoughts I'm gonna miss wwdits :[
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smalldistortion · 3 months ago
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alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.
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smalldistortion · 3 months ago
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TMA Au where everything is the same except The Magnus Institute is a shopping mall and the archives are a Claire´s.
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smalldistortion · 3 months ago
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ITS 4/20 WHERE IS THE WEED SMOKING GFS POST?!?!?
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smalldistortion · 3 months ago
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I dont?????? know?????
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smalldistortion · 3 months ago
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canceled my prime membership today
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smalldistortion · 3 months ago
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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.
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smalldistortion · 4 months ago
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Reblog for greater sample size.
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smalldistortion · 4 months ago
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You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made
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smalldistortion · 4 months ago
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The feminine urge to decompose on the spot
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smalldistortion · 4 months ago
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Just finished fluids by may leitz and I think I have discovered some things about myself and will never feel clean again
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smalldistortion · 4 months ago
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Dahlia 🌹
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smalldistortion · 4 months ago
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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
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when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
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smalldistortion · 4 months ago
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smalldistortion · 4 months ago
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Hey guys get ready for what I can only describe as a ghost and may Leitz sweep
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smalldistortion · 4 months ago
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Vagabond cured my depression 💯💯💯
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