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Tommy Chong Tours Rain-ravaged Burning Man

Chong’s visit to the desert festival comes after a torrential storm left a trail of damage in the impromptu party settlement including devastating mud, destroyed crocs and downed tents and clothes lines.

Addressing reporters and local potheads, Chong said that he has “directed NORML to, you know, help you in every way they can”.

He went on to reiterate his calls towards weed nation to ensure substances are available for festival disasters, saying, “Every chemically-infused American rightly expects NORML to show up when they’re needed, man.”

“I’m calling on the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws, the Society for Psychedelic Outreach, Reform and Education, and the League of Spiritual Discovery to ensure the supply of mind-altering substances is there to deal with the immediate vibe crisis, as well as our long term commitment to the mellowness and chillaxability of, like, everybody, man,” Chong said.

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From @IAmHappyToast on Mastadon.

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Hey, so... NASA has found other planets to live on, right?

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I remember when you could buy adapters to connect anything at Radio Shack.

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https://youtu.be/lVIGhYMwRgs

A+ episode.

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A+ episode.

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Last 5 emojis: pass it on

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Someone crashed into a telephone pole last night right out front and I heard nothing. Granted, my place is in the back, but it shows how good the concrete construction is for sound insulation.

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In the world of public relations, it is effective to relate platitudes that are increasingly obtuse the more layers removed the statement is in relation to the actual information.👇

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What kind of maniac puts each episode in its own folder in the season folder?

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The first three are from Jeff Goldblum’s debut episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent (season 8, episode 2). I couldn’t resist adding Ice T’s response.

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I want this to actually be a psychological study for NEXT year’s science fair.

hmmm

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I wanted a refresher on the significance of the lines on a Solo cup, so I looked it up and found this.

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He's being represented by the only counsel he trusts.

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Today in New York Hillary Clinton will be the honoree at a prestigious dinner, while nearby a 76 year old Florida man is arrested.

This evening the Lotos Club on East 66th Street will continue a tradition dating to the 1870s with a black-tie dinner.

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[whispers cautiously] “Hm. I haven’t been followed by any hotbots in quite a while…”