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may I request headcanons for Wukong, MK, Red Son, and Macaque finding out their crush or S/O has a snort laugh that they try to hide?

please and thank you

PLEASE?????????????? GOD I HAVE A SNORT LAUGH TOO AND THIS FEELS SO PERSONAL I'M GONNA BLOW UP

Reader is Gender Neutral by default

MK

S/O

MK absolutely LOVES to make people laugh and you are no different

So when he finds out you have a snort laugh, he REVELS in it

To him, it's a sign that he's doing a really good job and! It's really fucking adorable for him

If you're self conscious about it, he won't push you too much about it

He'd never want you to feel uncomfortable while you're with him, so he'll never push further than he's allowed

He'll always express how much he loves it when he gets the chance to though, don't get me wrong

Eventually, it gets to the point he develops his own and it's a never ending cycle between you two

It feels nice to have a bit more of a positive about your snort, but it does hurt after a while--

MK gets worse when he purposefully does what he knows makes you laugh the most

Your nose and throat hurts by the end of it

If you're laughing especially hard, he'll be grinning ear to ear at just the sound of it

He's glad to have ONE consistency in his life, what with everything that goes on

So if he can listen to your laugh before the next crisis, that's enough for him

(THEY TOOK MY YELLOW TEXT--)

Crush

(darkskinredsontruthertilIdie)

You so happened to slip up one day when Redson heard it the first time around, immediately trying to hide it right after

He didn't think much of it, not in the way you'd think at least

He always associated it as another irritating staple that he loves so much about you and infuriates him that it is

Like, excuse me

How dare you have the most charming, cute and cheeky laugh he's ever heard?

A peasant like you shouldn't be making his heart soar so much and so easily all the damn time

What the fuck >:(

Redson wouldn't trying to fish for it as much as the others, his pride prevents him

But he does savour the moments you do do it, don't get me wrong

However, when he sees you hide it every time right after, a part of him wants to try and ease your worries. At least, that's what he thinks

"You know... you shouldn't feel like you should hide your laugh."

"For all the annoying little quirks you have, this one is..."

"It's... endearing."

Silence.

Silence...

"Redson? Are you going soft on me?"

"NO! No- Do not-"

"D'awwww, you care!!"

"Redson cares for me!!"

"Know what?! Forget I said anything."

Cue the laughter, only this time with a bit more snorting given his reassurance in his own special, Redson way

In your fits of laughter, you miss a small smile growing on the demon prince's lips

In all your teasing, it's worth it to see you like this

Crush

Wukong has a tendency to be cheeky to the tenth degree and then some

So trust and believe he already knows

And he REVELS in it

He likes the sound of your laugh in general, so the fact he manages to get you laughing so much that you start snorting makes his heart do flips

He doesn't like that you try to hide it, but he'd be the last person to talk about not hiding something you're self conscious about

Given the whole shared headcanon of glamour, it becomes pot and kettle

Has that ever stopped him tho?

No

So why would it now?

He tries to get you to feel more comfortable with your laugh because he finds it very important to him

Is it another reason amongst a sea on why he loves you?

Yeah

Will he admit it?

No-

Well?

Not now-

Ahem

Anyways, when he hears your genuine laughter, he's shining like the sun and absolutely BEAMING with joy and whines when you hide it

"NONONO, don't hide it! I love your laugh!"

"Don't hide it please :("

Pulls out the big guns (puppy dog eyes) just to make you agree

"Fine"

Happy Monkey <3

Of course, he genuinely does try to make sure you're comfortable about it and reassures you in his own Monkey King way, so don't be too worried.

S/O

Like Wukong, Macaque is the last person to tell you not to hide something, the scoundrel

Motherfucker is hiding EVERYTHING

Smoke and Mirrors the character™

But, that has never stopped him before

With that established, given how all doom and gloom this brooding monkey is, he finds solace in your laughter, and he's picked up on your snorting even when you try to hide it

He hears all

But, unlike the others, he won't push you or try to convince you to reveal something you don't feel like revealing

He would know how that feels personally

And if Macaque is anything at all, he's self aware. enough

He'll let you get comfortable laughing in front of him to your fullest at your own time, while giving you quiet reassurance now and again

Once you're sure he won't judge you for it and you're fully comfortable, your laughter makes him the warmest he's felt in so long

Who would've thought? The Six-Eared Macaque has a heart!/j

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something that I feel like is missing from fandom nowadays is the idea that you dont have to have a unified, chronologically/tonally consistent interpretation of your favorite work. your fics dont have to fit within the same version of canon, even if theyre all canon-compliant on their own. your headcanons can contradict each other. be a multishipper. write metas that take two totally different interpretations of the same plot point. write a character as a villain and then write them as the hero next time. write a character as a lesbian and then write them as straight next time! engage in hypotheticals and drop them when you get bored! make up the rules as you go!! have fun with it!!!

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Platonic g/n kid reader and Nezha hanging out on his free time hcs?

AWWWW THIS IS SO ENDEARING

I feel like NeZha definitely deserves something fluffy after the shit that was s5 (Erlang an Op frfr I need him GONE)

doing bulletpoint by default

Reader is Gender Neutral

You were a peculiar case

NeZha wasn't the type to find interest in just anyone, regardless of who they were

His loyalty was to the Celestial Realm and order above all else

But there was something about you that just kinda... drew you to him

Maybe it was how much you reminded him of his younger self, when he was mortal

Maybe it was you all together

He couldn't find the reason

But what he COULD pinpoint, was that you brought a sort of tranquility to his otherwise stressful and hectic life

When NeZha isn't cleaning up after Wukong's mess, he's dealing with some fuckery in the Celestial Realm

So his free time be spent in a way where the last thing on his mind being work is a blessing in its own right

You're endearing. Again, you remind him of his younger self, just not... as hectic (I would hope-)

If you're mortal, he's sort of like a guardian, warding off any demons or keeping you out of harms way

Teaching you the ways of the world

If you're a celestial/demon, the resemblance is at an all time high and possibly increases the attachment he has towards you

Especially if you're a demon. History is too flat a circle after all

He's also a sucker to any gifts you make for him. Flower crowns, food, ornaments

He cherishes them

A part of him still tries hard to rationalize this, but after a while, he's learned to accept things as is

He has experience doing so with a certain simian...

Even if he's immortal, your presence has a sort of healing effect to him, both physically and mentally

And he's smiling?! Oh my god???

The sky is falling

He's also strangely keen to entertaining you with games if he's been blessed with more than enough free time

Hearing you laugh and seeing you smile genuinely makes him feel at ease, like a big brother

Huh.

Maybe that's it

That sense of family he's been missing since Ascension...

Yeah

Sounds right

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First i just wanna say your headcanons are seriously top notch, excellent work 👌. Ok now onto the actual request, could you do the NSFW alphaber for Macaque like you did for Redson? Don't forget to have a lovely day. 💙

What a way for me to return lmao. Thank you for the compliment, I tend to get self conscious about my writing.

You've heard it all before. Sorry for being inactive, I'm coming back, especially with the new specials coming out. I have more time on my hands. Gonna go through the box until I can start accepting again.

Edit post-s5: all is hell and I just need to cope atp what the FUCK was that season/pos

Reader is Gender-Neutral by default!

// NSFW!! MINORS DNI //

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I like to imagine Macaque is very cuddly for aftercare. Tapping into his primal side, he's more possessive and protective. So, he holds onto you, petting you as he whispers in your ear, helping you down from subspace if he has to (or domspace if you topped).

Given he has portals, shadow travel and clones, he can get all your needs met without leaving you. So, you get cuddles AND resources provided. The perfect aftercare.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Macaque honestly doesn't like much about himself. He can talk the talk, looking as if he has a healthy or overbearing ego, but get him alone for long enough? He'll be second guessing how he even blinks

Exaggerating, of course

Point is, there's not much. A lot of it has been marred as well, so it makes it worse. Though, he's come to love his face. With or without the glamour, you've gotten this far with him and loved him through his roughest time. And it's one of the things you seemed to fall for

Besides, he's gotta admit, he does look a bit on the good side.

On you though, if you're Masc leaning, he loves your arms. Shows your strength and capabilities, and their nice to look at. It feels nice to be vulnerable in them

If you're Fem leaning, he'll admit, he's a bit of an ass guy. Ass and thighs, specifically. Their nice to lay on. And they also feel so nice between his fingers, against his hips...

Ahem.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Leaning into that more primal side, Macaque likes to mark you now and then. He isn't very fond of making messes, borderline germaphobe if you asked me, but there's a part of him that likes to make a mess out of you specifically, in such a way no one else could, in such an intimate setting

It gives him a sense of control and possession of something intimate he's honestly been lacking for... however long its been honestly

However, if you make big messes/are a squirter, he's eating that shit up, figuratively and literally

It's like ambrosia on his tongue

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Believe it or not? Macaque doesn't really have a dirty secret. None he would consider one, anyways.

But, a secret at ALL would be how Macaque really wants to be cherished. He DOES want to give up control to a degree, he's just scared of getting hurt again. You can only do so much to heal his soul, so when he DOES bottom, CHERISH it. He doesn't do it easy

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Can I say no? Not really?

Okay, well, not completely, but he's a quick learner

Macaque has been dead for however long it's been. And in that time, he definitely kept to himself A LOT. Hard to make connections when you're supposed to be, ya know, DEAD. So he didn't pick up much. But he did pick up SOMETHING

But, he's a quick learner. So don't worry too much. He does ask that you tell him if he's doing something wrong though, he doesn't wanna hurt you

That's the last thing he wants to do

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Honestly, in contrast to Redson, Macaque hates any position where you can see his face in turn. Sure, he loves to see yours, but contrary to popular belief, he HATES how he looks.

He knows how to fake it til he makes it, so that confidence is very exaggerated

But hey, at least he still gets to have a good show as he has his way with you

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He'll pop a joke now and again, don't get me wrong. Macaque isn't AS much of a hardass about it in comparison to how Redson would be about the moment. Though he doesn't want it completely ruined

He won't hesitate to make you laugh though. Especially if it helps ease tension

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's a monkey. Hair goes crazy

Macaque never thought to really groom down there. I mean, why would he? He never expected to get to this point with anyone again.

So no, he's not really "well groomed," so I hope you don't mind fur in your mouth if you go to town on him in either regard on either side

He does develop a habit to get better groomed though.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Macaque is very intimate. He cherishes this, cherishes YOU. You mean so, so much. You've gotten this far with him, so he treasures you and whenever you guys get down and dirty, he does it with the intention of love making.

No primal urges

No biting (unless you want to, that is)

Just pure and utter devotion.

Maybe it's because it's all he's known, but it's how he shows his love to you. Praise and devotion.

uh- where were we again?

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Macaque only really starts to masturbate proper when he gets in a relationship with you and start to get intimate (or just, getting intimate in general if you're just fwb)

Don't get me wrong! It's not like he HASN'T touched himself before. He's a demon at the end of the day, urges happen

It just increased in frequency when he got tangled up with you

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Honestly? BDSM. Especially Bondage. Bondage specifically on you, though. For... obvious and not so obvious reasons

Roleplay! He's an actor, he's dramatic, he's a theater kid. He's gotta put it somewhere, right?

He's very partial to oral and might even have an Asphyxiation kink, in regard to both of you. Especially you though. And, in moderation so neither of you get hurt

Likes to use his clones on you now and again. It's fun to see

Would you believe me if I said he has a slight Exhibition kink? Listen to my vision-

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

As far away from FFM as possible /hj

Macaque prefers it to be somewhere he can have you to himself. In the future, or some point in time, he could entertain the idea of sharing. Maybe. But until then, no one gets to see the faces you make.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Macaque is a simple man/demon. Anything on average to get ANYONE going would get him going

Show a bit of skin in the right places, curve a certain way, bend over in front of him

He's a simple man/demon. He's allowed to give in to his vices when he's tempted by the likes of you

If you're Masc leaning, he'll start to get going just from seeing your arms and muscles flex, even if you're doing something simple. He folds easy

If you're Fem leaning, anything that shows off your ass and/or thighs has him weak in the knees and absolutely unable to keep his hands to himself. He folds easy²

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Macaque absolutely REFUSES to be bound. He'll entertain the idea of holding himself back, but he REFUSES to have his legs and arms bound. For, again, obvious and not-so obvious reasons

Macaque REFUSES to hurt you in any way beyond the asphyxiation. He regards you in such a high light, that he refuses to purposefully hurt you. It'd destroy him, no matter how much you would tell him its okay, no matter the context. So no knifeplay, bloodplay, or anything of that sort.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Macaque's asphyxiation kink purely stems from oral, I am gonna be honest

He'dchokeonthestrap

He prefers to give than to receive, but if offered, he'll DEFINITELY take the chance. You didn't hear that from me though

He also likes the praise he gets from it too, but again, didn't hear that from me

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

If you couldn't tell from how much I say it, Macaque revels in you as a whole, so he likes to take it slow.

He tends to take things slow, no matter what it is, so you better best believe that he is taking his time with you. He'll squeeze in some teasing too to make you feel good

He wants to savour you

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Just because Macaque wants to savour you, doesn't mean he can't also have appetizers now and again

He'll have a quickie now and again, but don't be surprised if he asks for more. But it's also not impossible for it to be enough for him, so if he needs to get off, he'll settle

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

If you can't tell, the answer is No. For most things

Macaque is still willing to experiment, don't get me wrong, but he has very set boundaries for what area he'll be willing to experiment with and what he won't.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Look at him. Look at him and tell me you don't think he wouldn't be able to LAST.

Macaque's capable of a lot of things in and out of combat, so he definitely has the Stamina to last. Honestly, I have a general headcanon that demons, especially more powerful ones, have tons of stamina.

Have fun walking if you teased him :D

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Toys are a possibility. Macaque doesn't own em, so you'd have to bring them into the fray first.

Tease him though, and watch him melt in your hands when you get him to bottom. He makes the sweetest sounds

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Macaque's only unfair if you're unfair. And he'll always return the favor tenfold, no matter how badly you teased him. It's only fair, right? And besides, it's not like he's the only one that makes such sweet sounds

But trust, if Macaque starts teasing, you're in for a LONG night

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Macaque has sensitive hearing, if you couldn't tell, but that makes it all the better to him

He loves to growl in your ear if he tops, hear his pants and moans as he makes both of you feel good, hitting that spot you told him felt so good that one time, feeling you cling to him

And when he bottoms? He goes the full fucking MILE

Macaque is LOUD when he bottoms. If he's being this vulnerable, he might as well go all out. So he WHINES, he CRIES and by the great sage, does he MOAN.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Macaque's a dom-leaning switch, if you couldn't tell by now from what I've been implying, only bottoming once he's comfortable enough to and with his initiation the first go around

Also, whenever he teases, I like to imagine he likes to use his shadow abilities for various ideas (with your approval, of course). This includes Bondage, his clones, transformation. I mean, shit, sky's the limit

I also like to think he's not very good with the usual things at first. Things like dirty talk, foreplay, stuff like that. He will ask for guidance. He doesn't wanna fuck it up with you

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I can FINALLY talk about it

Macaque's not some "well-endowed" sex master, so he's not gonna be packing some star-seeing dick either. Well, he could, when he knows how to use it

The guy's above average, at 7.1 inches and 5 in. in width lacking in curvature. He's never thought anything of it, since he never needed to use it often

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Demons have a naturally high libido, and Macaque is no different.

Same as I said with Redson, Macaque isn't some raging, horny demon just because of the type of demon he is. He can be primal, but he has control over it

Entertain it though...

Have mercy on your legs

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Once Macaque finishes for the night (or, however long,) he can be seen almost passing out. He'll make sure you're fine, hence why he kinda leans on his clones to care for you while he cuddles into you, but he kinda crashes out once he's officially spent. A bad habit of his

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Guess who watched season 5

I am so unwell (invigorated to start writing again tho)

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@staff crazy how this is at the top of your priority list and not the bot issue you've been dealing with for God knows how long

Or yknow. Actually listening to people who use your site. Yknow that too

thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity. spread the word, it seems they're... very forgetful about this.

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Back from my unannounced hiatus

Besides going through legal shit I was avoiding tumblr and overall socials because of the new specials that came out.

Now that I've finally gotten to watch the specials, I am now an insane man and am going to be going back to taking requests and writing them up. Sorry for the wait

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Hello!

I’ve come to request some nsfw headcanons of Redson from you or if you feel up to it maybe the nsfw alphabet with him?

I’m starved of content pertaining to nsfw with this man ong TT

Byeee! Thanks for reading this and I hope you have a lovely rest of your day

FIRST NSFW REQUEST AND IT'S FOR REDSON-- IT HAS COME FULL FUCKIN CIRCLE LMAO

Gonna do alphabet cause I've always wanted to do one

Reader is Gender Neutral by default NSFW!! MINORS DNI

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) I imagine that Redson is a very catering partner. At this point in his life he's soft enough to get to this point so he'll make sure your needs are met WAY before his

Need water? Gotcha A Bath? Oh for SURE

Hungry? He's a pretty good chef!

And if you just want to be held, he's a pretty warm human (demon?) pillow

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His hands! Redson's able to do so much with them. Invent, use his powers, make himself and you feel good, they're very useful with getting what he needs to get done, done If you're masc leaning, he loves your collarbones. There's something about them that drives him wild and want to mark them up the most, especially given that as a demon, marking territory and keeping it from others is one of his core primal instincts If you're fem leaning, he loves your lips, especially when they get swollen and puffy from kissing or servicing him, it makes him go mad with lust sometimes from how undone you look from him alone, whether or not he's domming or subbing

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Redson prefers to finish inside more often than not when he's topping, letting your body know and remember who you belong to

Though this doesn't stop him from marking you with it either. If anything, it turns him on even more if he were to finish on your face after a blowjob or on your stomach or back. Drives him up the wall

If he bottoms, he doesn't mind painting the both of you with his cum, it gives him a special sort of connection when he's in sub space and still falls back to the whole marking thing with demons

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Redson has had plenty a fantasy of fully succoming to his primal urges and just taking you in a mating press or full nelson and going to town on you until you're absolute DRUNK on his dick. Going until he's satisfied or until you tap out, also having fantasies of having the same done to him and finally be able to not always be the one in control and giving the reigns to you instead

He's also wanted to try using his powers on you, but he'll never really do something you don't want

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Redson's lived for thousands of years. He's gotta know a thing or two

Given with demon culture there's a whole courting thing, I wouldn't be surprised if he's been with a partner or two before you. Maybe not to this extent but he knows enough when it comes to mostly vanilla things

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position where Redson gets to see your face in full view when he tops or bottoms. Mirror or not. Missionary, mating press, against the wall, doesn't matter. He wants --no, NEEDS-- to see your face as he makes you feel good in either way, so he knows he's doing a good job

Seeing your face, how it twists and turns, it feels him with a sense of pride

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Oh, Redson is VERY serious about being serious. Given how important this is to him, especially as a demon and what it solidifies in your relationship, he refuses to INTENTIONALLY get goofy when getting the deed done

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

The carpet definitely matches the drapes. As royalty, Redson has a thing about if he has hair down there, he'll make sure that, just like his appearance, he'll look decent and proper from head to toe.

It's a pretty tamed bunny trail, kinda stylized like a flame with the same yellow/orange hairs in the center

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

As much as Redson wants either of you to just go to town and give in to instincts, (at least a part of him does) he much perfers making love to you above all else. It's a time where he can truly be properly vulnerable and he wants to value every second

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Redson doesn't do it often, even when the both of you get active. His hands and him himself are so busy he doesn't really need to focus on his libido or pleasure otherwise. He always used inventing for distraction anyways, so he could go some time without paying attention to himself unless you encouraged him to do so now and again

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

TEMPURATURE PLAY! Redson loves it if you give him the chance to indulge!

Bondage!! He's more interested the fine arts of it like shibari in comparison to just a one n done tie of the hands and/or legs

Believe it or not? Roleplay! He's already pretty damn dramatic, so why not lean into it?

He really loves to watch you masturbate, whether or not he joins you doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. Just having you on display for him unraveled is enough to get him going

Love Brat taming or being a Brat. Bite me

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Obviously the bedroom. Redson values privacy when doing something intimate like this above all else, so he primarily will do it in the bedroom. If he DOES feel risky, the farthest he'll go is his workshop, so he still has that same privacy he values

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When Redson focuses on his respective favorite body parts of yours, his mind follows suit and he's raring to go.

If you're masc? Show off your collarbones, he's like a dog to steak.

If you're fem? Wear a set of lipstick or lipgloss he really likes and talk slowly and sensually, he'll hang on every word and then suddenly, his work can wait

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Redson outright REFUSES to do anything in the public eye that's for your or his eyes only. Exhibitionism is a big turn off for him, given his drive to "keep what's his, his" as a demon. He could share with one or two others he knows if he were poly (Like MK or Mei), but a bunch of strangers out in the open? Huge no

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Redson has no preference on whether or not he gives or receives all that much. If he were to say he did, maybe giving, as he wants you to feel good as much as he could. He's pretty good with his tongue and mouth too since he uses it doing so much talking

If he feels like teasing, he'll go the extra mile. If you have a penis, he'll deepthroat as much as he can take or make small noises to send vibrations through your body

If you have a vagina, he'll get those hands to working along with his tongue, you are not safe

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Redson tends to go slow and sensual when he's on top at first. He wants to relish in these moments for as long as he possibly can and bask in the glow of it, but once you go for any more rounds is when he'll begin to pick up the pace

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Redson isn't very fond of quickies given his view and value of your intimacy with him, but if either of you REALLY need it, he won't argue about it too much, but don't be surprising if he drags it out into more. A quickie can't really satisfy him

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Redson's willin to experiment or get risky within reason. He won't do it if it gets too far for the either of you, but for you he'll dip his toes in something you want to do

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Oh Redson has stamina. He's lived for a long time, and no matter the time of day has a ton of energy in him due to his fiery personality. So he could go for as long as you needed him to. Hell, he'd be willing to go til the sun comes and/or sets, whatever you damn well wanted.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Redson invents his own toys, primarily using them on you when he feels remotely sadistic and feels like teasing or punishing you. Though he does encourage you to do the same if the moment strikes you fancy

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Redson likes to tease a LOT, regardless of his position in bed. He will use his very skillful hands in every manner to be unfair to you as possible, so if you have the chance to, bind his fucking hands jesus fuck

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Redson keeps his volume in check surprisingly enough. He doesn't wanna get too loud if he can help it, but if he gets loud he'll purposefully moan or groan in your ears because of the reaction he gets. He'll even growl if he's feeling particularly dominant

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Redson is a service top 100%. I've been hinting at it a lot throughout this post but I'm saying it outright now. Mans is a people pleaser.

Also remember when I mentioned being a brat? He perfers being one than taming. It's a natural element for him

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Can I talk about his dick now?

Anyways, Redson has at least have 10 inches in length at most, 6 at least with 4.72in. in width. He's the son of a bull, come on now

It has a small natural upward curve to it, the base having a darker tint to it in comparison to everything else with a slightly flared tip. He's pretty proud of it

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

As a demon, Redson's libido is pretty high, but he has a good grasp on it. He's not horny 24/7 of course, but if the moment is presented to get to fucking, he'll pounce on it

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Redson's resilient enough to not fall asleep before you to make sure you're okay, but once it's done it does leave him pretty damn tired. He's up at ungodly hours of the night and always working, scheming, doing something. So this is a pretty good reliever for him and once he's done making sure you're okay, he's quick to fall asleep next to you afterward

If you're the one taking care of him instead, he's like a damn baby in how soft he becomes in the afterglow, clinging onto you and just so tired.

Hold him gently like hamgurber

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I have made the moon, so of course i have to make the sun.

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Could it be possible to have either headcanons or a scenario with Wukong and Macaque having a cat demon S/O? Like they loop their tails together and sleepy cuddles?

This is needed after I’ve been working on an angsty request for one of the simians here (you can probably guess who >:))

Reader is Gender Neutral by default

Doing a headcanon bulletpoint format

Sun Wukong (Monkey King)

He liked how sly and tricky you could be. Not to the same degree as him, but it was a nice change of pace to be sure

And, given your cat tendencies, he likes to trip you up time and again with something dangling in front of your face, a shiny light to chase or anything of the sort

Loves seeing your reaction after you realize what’s going on and try to recollect yourself

Also, it’s pretty great to have a partner that shares fur, so when he wants to snuggle up and get close and warm, it’s not uncomfortable for either of you and it’s a nice bit of warmth while the months get colder

Also, given how emotive Sun Wukong is with his tail, it’s a given he uses it as a means to show his affection towards you, especially when all snuggled up

He’ll wrap his tail around yours in a heartbeat if the moment presents itself, and you find it endearing, willing to indulge him from time to time

Though given this, he kinda uses it as a means to be handsy with you without being handsy, which bothers you when it disturbs your fur

Also! Given you guys both purr, you can be sure you find yourselves purring with each other as a bundle when words don’t need to be spoken

You tend to fall asleep on Wukong more than you’d think, which is not like he minds. It’s relaxing

Given how cat purrs kinda help with health, Wukong can be found more cheerful (if not already) and in better spirits

Also, with how territorial cats can be, you at first aren’t keen on seeing MK or his other friends around in areas where Wukong’s scent is strongest (Flower Fruit mainly)

You learn to get used to them

Still not keen on sharing though

More often than not, he’ll find you swiping things of his and hoarding them, a bit endearing

Has awoken to you on top of him, curled up and looking so comfortable

He couldn’t bring himself to move you

He could nap for a few more hours

Six-Eared Macaque/Liù ěr Míhóu

Honestly, Macaque more cat than monkey

So it’s kinda believable that you share more behavioral tendencies than you’d imagine, which he finds a strange solace in

He uses his tail less than Wukong, so it’s more of a marker in how far your relationship with him even is than it is a thing that happens

When you guys do get to the point of cuddles, he finds joy in the warmth of your fur

His is kinda

Gone

So he indulges in the warmth

Makes him feel more alive again

He also likes that, with you being more cat, you’re kinda like a creature of the night and darkness, his whole thing

Though sucks how you’re able to see him better than others when he wants to get the jump on you now and again

But, you do make a good sparring partner given your agility and heightened senses

Also being more so trickster demons, Macaque tends to drag you along in his little shenanigans now and again

not like you mind anyways

Back to tails, Macaque tends to get both your tails entangled more often than Wukong surprisingly

He gets so lost in the good feeling it brings

So your mornings involve you two trying very carefully to untangle yourselves from each other’s limbs

At least he offers to make breakfast to make up for it

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I saw TWO, count ‘em, TWO LMK fanfic writers that I look up to like my recent posts and for a second I thought I was gonna lose it

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Could you do a request with mk, redson, sun Wukong and macaque where the readers family doesn't support them. Maybe in monkey kings and macaque case the reader family saw what the monkeys did in the past and don't trust them and like that?

Been dead. Dying. Deceased. Sorry just been juggling a bunch of shit irl and only lego monkie, demons and delivery men are the cure

Note 1/25/23: lol so I’m gonna be finishing requests while recovering, long story short, keeping myself sane while my body does the opposite, sorry like ALL the requests are as late as they are

Reader is Gender Neutral by default

MK/Qí Xiǎotiān (Monkey Kid)

MK means well, he really does!

It's just that

When your family saw him on the news looking extremely intimidating and given he has a tendancy to STEAMROLL the city,,,,

He's not the most trustworth

I mean, he destroyed the city playing PING PONG of all games while BLINDFOLDED

BLINDFOLDED

PING. PONG.

MK couldn't really,,, give himself the best of images if he tried now could he

It's PIN-

Anyways

Your family is VERY disapproving of the most destructive 'hero' beside monkey king that they've ever met/heard of

Makes him being the Monkey Kid all that more ironic in the worst ways for them

You're an adult though so it's not like they can control who you date like they could/would when you were still a minor

You both of course still continued to date but it did still sting to know your parents didn't approve of MK.

He was a wonderful guy! He made you laugh, he was really caring and made sure you were safe and okay. And he can surprisingly cook!

So you thought maybe you needed to have them figure that he's as great as you see him

Not doing a dinner because that's a one shot kill with any sort of chance-- it will so quickly become awkward especially given MK's nature

He's not really a traditional guy

You talked to MK about it and suggested taking it one step at a time, not like you wanted to rush this anyways. You wanted your parents to like him!

Doing it one at a time with your parents and doing it in small doses did something. They didn't shoot a killing glare at him anymore at least

They still didn't approve of it, but at this point in your relationship, you weren't going to relent from being with MK, so they threw in the towel. Plus, he’s beaming sunshine, it’s hard to hate him

They warm up to him when they stop trying to cherry pick, but it's still VERY gradual

In the meantime, he stays very respectful and tries to tone down on his usual choatic behaviour, taking in the fact of just how important it is to you that they like him/get along with him

He takes note of what they like and don't like, and given his artistic abilities, tries to make something for them as gifts!

Eventually he's treated like a part of the family, even if it took a while

In your eyes, it's all worth it

Your mother(s)(ly figure(s)) dote on him

Same with your father(s)(ly figure(s))

It eventually gets to the point they start teasing about marriage, which is easy to fluster MK

All in All, he's accepted and cherished by your parents, and you couldn't be happier, most positive note out of the four

Redson

Ok so like

This is more granted because it is literally a demon, nevertheless the son of THE Demon Bull King. I doubt anyone who remembers about the legends and then what happened to the city like. Twice by his hand wouldn't be standoffish

So when your parents catch wind about your going ons with Redson, they're,,,,

Less than excited to say the least

They try to keep you away from him, thinking that there has to be some double meaning to why he would want to date you, what it might be was up in the air

When Redson found out about that though, he was quite irritated

Though giving it some thought (and some calming down from you) he thought it made sense from a protective parental figure's POV

It still didn't feel good to be deprived of his lover more often than he would like, even with their reasons

It's harder to get into their good graces compared to MK, given he's terrorized the city more than once and made his face known for it

Sure MK is,,, MK but at least he's doing it to save everyone and stop the threats to the city, albeit very recklessly

Redson has been mostly known to be the cause of that in the first place

So with your help (which is mainly to keep him from burning anything) you decide to speak over dinner

It's awkward at first, especially since your parents are not quite hesitant to throw shade at him, but his way with word and bit of charm does get the ball rolling in the right direction

The dinner ends off with a nice note, despite the rocky start

It helps ease them up enough to Redson to be able to tolerate seeing him with you

But they are still cautious

Knowing how prone he is to his literal flaming outbursts

You can come to an understanding about it, given how infamous he made himself out to be

But you try to assure them to the best of your ability that all is fine and you are fine

He treats you pretty well, and is very sweet. A traditional sweetheart given his long period of living which tugs at the right heartstrings

Like MK, they come to terms with the demon, given just how much you cherish him and him to you

Which, gives you the first glimpse at a relatively publicly giddy Redson

Sun Wukong (Monkey King)

I think this one is a

given

I mean like

Sun Wukong is known for being really fucking unhinged

Even when he isn't being unhinged

So when your parents catch wind, they are LIVID

He's disgraced everything in his path at least once when he was younger, so it's only natural that even if he's 'wiser' your parents are far from buying it

I mean he's Sun Wukong

He picked a fight with Buddha frame 1

Who knows what he might do

Unlike MK and Redson, Sun Wukong isn't as inclined to try and get in their good graces

Sure he'd do things relatively traditional, but he's more loose about it than the former two

He also would suggest to let your parents come around naturally instead of intervening, thinking that his image is as tainted as it could possibly get

”Besides, I am THE Monkey King, they’re bound to come around!”

It reassures you a little, which WAS the main goal anyways

He brushes it off and makes jokes about it like he does everything else, so you consider his advice

Though, you aren't completely opposed to nudging your parents in the direction you want, just enough to not make it so obvious

You want your parents to be involved with your life to at least some degree, so having them at least tolerate your relationship would ease you a good deal

It takes some time, given nothing being direct and Sun Wukong being... Sun Wukong, but you manage

You do get your parents to tolerate it the relationship, but years of detestment and vitriol isn't that easy to get past

You know what battles to fight, so you throw in the towel in terms of your involvement. You got at least one milestone out of the way so that's all that matters in the long run

Unlike the other two, Sun Wukong and your parents' relationship is on a bittersweet note, more bitter than sweet.

Sun Wukong respects your wants, but being rational foronce he insists to let things run their course

Especially when, between him and Macaque, he’s the more respectful simian

"Besides, we have plenty of years ahead of us! We'll take it one step at a time."

Yeah

One step at a time.

Six-Eared Macaque/Liù ěr míhóu

He's a trickster

Manipulator

Bastard™

So it's understandable that your parents feel the way they do about Macaque

He's not hung up about it either

If anything, it doesn’t bother him at all!

Though, with this being Macaque, that worries you more than it reassures you

He would be a self admitted asshole and wear it with pride even, so some comments from some less than influential people (to him at least) would be nothing more than dust off his back

He technically didn’t live as long as Sun Wukong and was in a form of hiding soon after revival, so his track record isn’t as disastrously long as Sun Wukong’s to hold over his head and remind you of

Still bad though

And, Macaque having that beloved sass of his, makes his lack of care known, whether or not your parents are nearby at first

He slipped up once about how “Your parents have a stick so far up their ass you’d think it was Wukong’s staff.”

Ok that at least got a chuckle from you

But, you still scolded him, telling to at the very least tone it down when they’re around, especially when you’re also around

He agrees to the terms, although reluctantly with much hesitation at first on the brink of refusal

But you ARE the least toxic thing/the person who cares about him the most in years, and with walls being broken and in no mood or state to build them back up, he’ll at least TRY for your sake to keep you around

It’s an effort you really care about, so he’ll so some care for the sake of you than anything else

Though, despite all of this, the relationship between your parents and Macaque would probably be on the worst note out of the four.

He’s soured by the sands of time and you had to pry his heart open with a crowbar. So he’s not going to be kind or complacent. At least so easily if at all, and that comes in degrees

And how he sees it, if your parents don’t plan to extend the olive branch, why reach for something that ain’t there

You feel bad about it, and Macaque reassures you best he can, but now you know, firmly, there’s no way Macaque and your parents would ever be in an actually positive relationship

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LMK Masterlist

Gotta keep everything in one place

Guys

MK:

Parental approval headcanons (ft. Redson, Sun Wukong and Macaque)

Redson:

First meet/Love at first sight headcanons

Megara!Redson Hercules headcanons

Domestic!Father!Redson headcanons

Energetic!S/O headcanons

Parental approval headcanons (ft. MK, Sun Wukong and Macaque)

NSFT!!Nsfw Alphabet(Ver. Redson)

Sun Wukong:

Realizing they love S/O (ft. Macaque)

S/O uses music to clean headcanons

Affectionate!S/O (ft. Macaque)

Parental approval headcanons (ft. MK, Redson and Macaque)

Cat Demon!S/O (ft. Macaque)

Macaque:

Realizing they love S/O (ft. Sun Wukong)

Affectionate!S/O (ft. Sun Wukong)

Parental approval headcanons (ft. MK, Redson and Sun Wukong)

Cat Demon!S/O (ft. Sun Wukong)

NSFT!!Nsfw Alphabet(Ver. Macaque)

NeZha:

Platonic!Kid!Reader & Nezha headcanons

Jin/Yin:

Platonic!Ghibli cook!S/O x Jin & Yin

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can i request redson x a s/o that is always energetic headcannons hopefully this makes sense good day!

Whoopsie I've been dead for a tad too long lol my apologies

Reader is gender neutral by default.

(god looking for monkie kid gifs are harder than they should be--)

You remind him a lot of MK and Mei

In a good way dw

We can all agree Redson falls under the tsundere archetype, so it's not hard to believe he'll be in denial about enjoying spending type with you at first

Your high energy is a big contrast to his, which eventually puts out his flame enough to not insist on bursting a little less now

He's still as snarky as always, but to a lesser degree towards you considering he insists you're "worthy of special treatment"

Doesn't call you peasant!

He's not very enthusiactic about PDA, more bias toward showing his intimate side indoors

But he can't help but cave when he sees just how giddy you are just from holding his hand

Bouncing off the walls even

When you guys are in public, you're very enthusiastic about even the smallest things to do together

"Let's go to the gravity arcade!" "Let's get some cheese tea!" "Let's go to pigsy's!" "We should get matching necklaces-"

He does tend to have to calm you down and bring you back to earth, but he does find it strangely endearing

He doesn't dote on you too much in public as to keep you safe as he, being DBK's son, would have some sort of enemies

But he can find time to make some exceptions

In private, your energy is just the same, but as a means to be his personal cheerleader

Whenever he has a hard time with an invention, you're piling him with compliments and reminders of his achievements

You're kinda like his charger

No matter what it is, you always bring a special sort of energy to things that otherwise might not be his cup of tea

(With consent of course!)

But just like Redson, You also happen to remind his parents of MK and Mei

But not in a goodway

His parents are quite judgemental of your behaviour, thinking it's unbefit of someone who could possibly be a part of the DBK family

They don't tend to voice this opinion, but given who they are, it's not that foreign of a concept or conclusion to come to

Their gazes are piercing

It does make Redson subconscious about the relationship, given his innate need to please his parents

But your strangely optimistic behaviour despite it all makes it all the more easier for him to put down his worries

Only you could stay as energetic and bouncy after getting judged and belittled by demon royalty

It's endearing

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OOOO OKOK SO can we get hcs of mac n wukong with a super cuddly and affectionate s/o? like straight up would hold onto their partner all day if they had the chance and is always verbally affectionate and saying sweet affirming things

NO BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY ME. MY LOVE LANGUAGE IS PHYSICAL TOUCH AND I'M VERY HIGHLY CUDDLELY AND I IMPLODE AND CRY WHENEVER I'M UNABLE TO EXPRESS IT TO SOMEONE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Reader is Gender Neutral

Six Eared Macaque

He's quite touch starved I'd say and desperate for some kind words, even if he won't admit it to you

He's a bit handsy with MK and the like so I mean I don't doubt it at least a bit

Though taking into account what he'd been through, he still flinches at someone raising a hand to him or at least looks at them with distain or skepticism when you start saying kind words to him more often than not

PTSD will kick in sometimes so don't feel bad if he avoids your advances at first

He's not used to such affections neither is he used to trusting again after

Ahem

Anyways

Macaque will be standoffish when you try to offer being affectionate and cuddly and maybe scoff now and again and your words

Fight or flight will kick in when you do get to hugging him though

He'll tend to shadow away, stiffen up or squirm whenever you do it unwarrented

It's a hard habit to kill but he has a mindset that makes him feel as if he's trapped, similar to a cat when you pick it up and hold it unwarrented

So you try to ease him into it (more so from his advice/input) starting with headpats or small touches of the hand here or there and small compliments when the moment presents itself

When he gets comfortable enough with it, he'll return the favor with things like brushing your arm, hands or legs with his tail, maybe even resting it in your lap for starters when it comes with physical affection

Next level would let you hold his hand instead of brief moments of reprieve, letting you hug him for longer and he'll in turn return the gestures, given at this point he's more comfortable

It's slow burn sure, but the pay out is so much worth it

He won't say it at first once he's fully transitioned into comfortability with your love language but he looks forward to your hugs and words of affirmation

It inflates his ego, solidifies how he feels about you and he feels so safe

He'll still be some form of on edge considering

Ahem

So he'll tend to have intrusive thoughts about it now and again even when you try your hardest

REAL difficult undoing almost an eon of trauma

But that doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate it all the same regardless

Macaque cherishes you still, and he loves the love you give him after even when going through a rough patch

So he'll hold you close for as long as he can, just as you do the same for him

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Sun Wukong (Monkey King)

Ok so for starters

I'm sure it'll be an easier road than it was with Macaque despite the same, if not even more baggage to get through

But in comparison, I'd say your affection and words of affirmation HELP Sun Wukong faster and easier than with Macaque

It may inflate his ego when you're throwing words of affirmation time and time again

He is the self proclaimed Great Sage, Equal to Heaven and all

But eventually (sooner than you'd think too) he'll be less boastful and more flustured, given his insecurities, and your affectionate and loving touches only add fuel to the fire

I'm sure for those who watched Monkey King Reborn know he got easily flustured and almost dropped his staff once he was complimented because he's not used to such sincerities, the gif is going around as well with the scene I'm talking about

So I'm certain it carries for LMK Sun Wukong no matter how boastful and arrogant he may come across

If anything, it's only to accomodate for the lack there of

So you'll find yourself with a very flustured and sometimes stammering King before you whenever you keep complimenting him and showing him such unabided affection

But don't get too comfortable because this won't last for too long

He'll eventually go back to the boastful King again only this time with less gauze and more confidence with you backing him

Less of "Yeah, only expected from the great sage himself" to more "I am pretty great, aren't I?"

You give him a sense of REAL confidence compared to the facade he sometimes puts up

Just like how it drops and tones down when he's left remotely powerless during s3, it's the same with you where you kinda help him reflect more

You and MK are his cheerleaders, so he feels more of a need to live up to your exceptations compared to everyone else

Learns to value more of the opinions of his close circle than the image everyone excepts of THE Great Monkey King

Whoops going a bit off track here

Anyways though, he'll return the favor tenfold once he's in that more tamed mindset

His hugs are warm and addictive, making you cling onto him all the more often

Couldn't get you off of him one day

"Lucky he has nothing to do today" he said

Besides, he likes the warm feeling of his S/O beside him

It gives him a special comfort he hasn't felt in...

How long has it been?

Doesn't matter

Not like he'd trade this for anything else anyways