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Aoiuyhhhnnnmm.....

No but like, this is the thing about Sam carrying Frodo and the ring up the mountain. It's a cool scene in the movie, but they don't explain what's happening at all. The ring at this point is so heavy Frodo can't even lift his head. It's like essentially a cinder-block he has to carry around his neck. And finally he gives up and Sam offers to carry him and:

DO YOU GUYS GET IT? THE RING IS A BURDEN, BUT FRODO ISN'T. FRODO DOESN'T WEIGH ANYTHING TO SAM. SAM CAN LIFT HIM EASILY!!!! HE'S NOT A BURDEN AT ALL I —

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thinking about the ethics of prophecy and its role as a narrative tool of coercion and control again

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Don’t you know your Sam? :(

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Lotr recap

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there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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(TW: violence and blood)

Not good enough….

*Pork Soda by Glass Animals playin in the distance*

Part 1

PART 2

PART 3

PART 4

PART 5

PART 6

PART 7

TRAGEDY

DREAM OR NIGHTMARE

PART 8

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LATER

YES i know 9/11 was yesterday but i did all this and forgot to upload on time

(insert that family guy scene) 9...

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Bro fumbled so hard

(This is based off of @void-dude's series of Bill in therapy, which I highly recommend! The art is amazing as is the writing.)

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you guys liked my "Ford using Bill as his personal heater/nightlight" art so HERE'S MORE OF THAT.

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AND HE SAID THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD MY BELOATHED

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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

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Remembering that I am entirely up to me

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ever since i learned about ghost buildings i haven't been able to stop thinking about them

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I actually love it when the bus driver goes fast af and runs the red lights like fuck it were youngggggg