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Someone: Who’s your favourite Percy Jackson character?

Me: Obviously it’s Annabeth Chase

Someone: that’s such a basic answer.

Me: alright you want the real answer? The prophetic arrow in Trials of Apollo that only Lester can hear and only speaks Shakespeare. Look it up. That’s my favourite character.

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Arthur Morgan

commission for @/cullywullen on twt

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painted my beautiful wife Gwen BBC Merlin :)

[ID: a realistic digital painting of Gwen from BBC Merlin over an olive green background. Gwen is in 3/4 view, shown from the waist up. She has a soft, neutral expression on her face. She is wearing a purple linen dress with a natural linen apron and a natural linen corset embroidered with flowers and animals, and her hair is down.]

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Doodles

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fanart i drew of odysseus: updated

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"I see a song of past romance, I see the sacrifice of man, I see portrayal of betrayal and a brother's final stand. I see you on the brink of death, I see you draw your final breath, I see a man who gets to make it home alive but it's no longer you."

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The thing about Odysseus is that he was so proud to be able to take all six hundred of his men through a horrific war and survive. And then he lets a cyclops live and he gets into the underworld and one of the first things he hears is the souls of his dead crew accusing him "558 men who died under your command". The baby he killed.

and then Polities shows up. telling him to lead from the heart because that's what he's been trying to tell Odysseus for so long. All of his regrets, all in one place to torment him

im not okay about this

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*through tears* I am the monster *sobs* *hics* rawr rawr *gasp* *sob* rawr *scream of agony*

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started with “i keep thinking about the infant from that night”

ended with “and if i gotta drop another infant from a wall / in an instant so we don’t die / then i’ll become the monster”

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Jorge casting his own mother as Odysseus' mother

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Underworld Saga Memes

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Odysseus's little "Polites...." Mirroring Polites little "Captain..." when he died is so cruel

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Tiresias: the person who makes it home...will not be you...

Odysseus: WHAT??

Odysseus, one song later: I am going to become a monster

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My sole reactions to The Underworld Saga

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ODYSSEUS SCREAMING “WHO?” BUT IT'S HIM. THE HAUNTED MAN WITH A TRAIL OF BODIES STANDING BESIDES HIS WIFE IS HIM.