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Lance: You know what? I don't care what people say, I'm a complete snack! And honestly, nobody here is hungry.

Keith: well I'm FREAKIN STARVING!

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Lance: *sees a dog* o my god! Can I pet it?

Owner: it bites.

Lance: don't worry, my boyfriend does the same thing.

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Hunk: I brought reinforcements

Pidge: You brought Shiro?

Hunk: He was busy so I brought the next best thing

Lance: Hey

Pidge: Lance? You brought Lance? The next best thing would have been Keith.

Lance: Normally I'd be offended but Keith is freakishly strong

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Lance, to Keith: FOUR MONTHS!?

Shiro: What's this about?

Pidge: Just watch

Lance: YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING?

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Shiro: What did you do when Lance confessed his love to you?

Keith: I panicked and dabbed.

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Lance: I was arrested for being too beautiful.

Keith: Aaaaand the charges were immediately dropped.

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Keith: Did you pick up the kids from school like I asked?

Lance: Oh, I forgot.

Keith: So they're still at school?

Lance: Does it really matter? They have to go back tomorrow. Let's just save the time and leave them there

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Lance: What if we invert our initials. I would be Mance Lclain

Shiro: Sakashi Thirogane

Pidge: Hidge Polt

Hunk: Gunk Harrett

Keith: Keith Kogane

Keith:...

Everyone:...

Keith: This was a stupid game anyway.

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Ghosts Or Some Shit

Ok, so this literally just happened to me, like ten minutes ago. I'm going to try to get it all down now before I fall asleep and forget half of it.

So there I was, at 1:00 AM on my phone, unable to sleep due to sleeping all day. So me being an idiot, I decide to browse the app store to look for something to entertain me.

And there I unfortunately find myself downloading the dreaded Tik Tok...

So there I am, scrolling through this app that I had never even touched before, hoping to find some stupid joke I could send to my group chat and probably get shunned for it when I heard the noise.

It was a high pitched ringing noise and it was loud enough to hear over my headphones.

So to back up a bit, I have been sleeping in the guest room of my house, which happens to be the Loft that overlooks our Living room. I had been kicked out of my room because my grandma and grandpa had taken my room, as they had been visiting for my Graduation that was a few days ago.

My Nana, was also visiting, and she was sleeping on the recliner in the Living room.

So here I was, minding my business, using headphones so I didn't hear whatever game show or TLC show she was watching. Then this high pitched noise starts going over the tv.

The weird thing is, is that I felt this noise before I heard it. I took out a headphone and listened for a moment, then decided she was probably just watching a movie that had an explosion of some sort go off. So I go back to the Tik Tok video I had been watching, not thinking much of it. But after I finished the video and three others, I notice that the noise is still going. So I sit up in bed and then I hear the noise change pitch slightly. Like a half a step lower.

I decide to stand up and walk to the fence of the loft to look at the TV. I see the colored lines that Tv's get when they have no signal. So I assume the TV has no signal. But then I notice I can hear my Dad's TV going from his room. I then decide that whatever channel she was watching had ended their broadcast for the night (Although I was sure she had been watching TLC which broadcasted 24 hours).

So I go back to my bed, turn my headphones so I stop hearing this ear murdering ringing. Then it suddenly stops.

It goes static for a few seconds but I ignore it.

And my cat goes crazy. Normally, he is a lovey cat who is weird on occasion, but he had gone completely crazy. He jumped off the bed and clawed his way underneath it.

Then the TV starts making noises again. This time I think It was doing a surround sound check. Because it saying words like "Center", "Surround Right", and "Surround Left". I decide to ignore it and go about my Tik Tok-ing.

Then it goes silent for a minute, before talking again. This time, it starts talking. It talks about World War II stuff. I can't remember specifics because it was scaring the shit out of me. I stood up again and made my way to the fence of the Loft and saw the TV had gone from colorful lines of no signal to the gray, white, and black screen with the numbers, like you see in old timey nuclear war movies or in the Fallout Games.

So at this point, I nearly pissed my pants. I was pretty much frozen in place. I tried to pull out my phone, but I felt like I couldn't move.

At this point my Nana decides to wake up. She looks at the Tv, then she notices me. I just shrug and walk back to my bed and she changes the channel like nothing was wrong, before quickly falling back to sleep.

So another thing. My Nana has always believe in the supernatural. She's claimed to talk to ghosts and even says she's bad ghosts living with her.

Idk, this whole situation brought my back to that movie Poltergeist. So I'm waiting for my little sister to show up at the TV and claim the TV people were calling her. Also I'm waiting for her and mom to come out of Meg's ass (aaaaaand a stupid joke from Family Guy).

So I'm feeling nauseous and light headed. Let's hope I can actually sleep tonight.

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Keith: Are you drunk?

Lance: Whaaaaaat, no?

Keith: I can smell the beer on you.

Lance: So if I smell like deodorant does that mean I drank deodorant?

Keith:...

Pidge: He got you there

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Lance: I'm Gay

Shiro: I'm Upset

Pidge: I'm Tired

Keith: I'm All Of The Above...

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Lance: Did you hear about the James Charles Scandal? Sister did an oopsie.

Keith, fighting off several Galra: Now is NOT the time Lance!

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Shitty Phone Service

I feel like an ass.

So me and this guy I met on wattpad have been talking back and forth for about 2 or 3 months or so and I'd say we're friends by now. But we haven't sent pictures of ourselves back and forth yet.

So ten days ago he sent me a picture of himself and it was morning so I sent;

Morning

Is that you?

And he didn't respond. So I assumed he ignored me. I went to check it today, ten days later, and saw my messages didn't send.

I think he thinks I judged him by his appearance or something and ignored him. I feel awful. I sent him like three apologies and I feel like a dumbass. Thanks a lot, Boost Mobile. Now I look like a judgemental bitch.

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Colored Contacts

So...I've never used Tumblr before, but a friend told me I should start. So I am.

This is a story that literally happened to me over the last few months. I thought it was funny....

So a couple months ago I was going through Amazon and I stumbled into looking at stuff for cosplay. So eventually after crying about all the prices and how I would never afford any of it, I saw that there was a brand of colored contacts that were only $8 compared to the $20+ for the other ones. Of course, I was skeptical at first because why would it be so cheap? So I read the reviews. Couldn't find any. But the seller had decent reviews so I figured, why not? It's only $8 and free shipping. So I bought them. I want to say it was February when I bought them. For about a month I had been checking the shipping about once a day but got no updates. Eventually, I forgot, deciding it wasn't really worth it. So yesterday I get on and see that they still had no shipping updates. So I decided to return them, deciding my $8 could be spent on a spare set of headphones or something idk. And this morning, my stepmom comes in and hands me a small package. I open it and find my contacts...or so I thought....

When I open the container...I find one very vibrant green contact lense. Not two. One. Of course, the writing on the package was in Chinese. So I couldn't read it. So I pulled out the Google translate app and used the camera to translate. Once I got the brand name I googled it to see if the reviews were good. And I found nothing on contact lenses.

So me being a dumbass decided to just say fuck it and try to put it in. Of course, I didn't go in blind, I consulted my 12-year-old sister, on advice where she demonstrated with her own contacts. I also consulted YouTube. And after trying for about twenty minutes...

I got nothing. I was close a couple times, managed to get it in my eye for about two seconds, but it didn't stay.

And now my right eye is burning. And I know it's supposed to burn a bit, especially if it's your first time putting in contacts but it's been an hour. And it's still burning.

Bonus:

I went to check Amazon to leave a review and the page in my recent orders for it wouldn't load. I look for it in my wishlist, which I know I put it in and it and all the other colors of that brand are deleted.

So now I'm out $8, my right eye, and I can't even leave a 1 star. Thanks a lot, Amazon. (I'm not actually blaming Amazon, I just don't want to out the brand because apparently, they have other decent products)