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so who's lewis gonna hang out with at the driver's parades now that valtteri isn't there anymore???

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more old men need to make out

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i suddenly have a new favorite f1 driver

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BAKU 2023; 📸: Bryn Lennon

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valtteri i love you forever and ever and ever

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WHORE🫵

you

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You’re telling me Clifford the big, beefy bisexual isn’t his biological father

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rip Gwen from Gwen and art are not in love you would have loved Chappell Roan

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ITS FINE I WANTED TO CRY ANYWAYS-

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buddie + wiping their tears because the other is unconscious in a hospital bed (and they don’t want christopher to worry even though they’re worried as f because they love each other)

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people who don’t think buddie is going to happen at this point are like space aliens to me because what do you think WILL happen?? eddie is going to get another girlfriend and say :) oh excuse me Lisa, sorry, i need to take this facetime call from my friend buck. yes i know it’s the middle of our dinner date and this has already happened twice this evening but what if he stubbed his toe? i saw that in afghanistan, he might need my help. Hello Buck.

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they're so unserious

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"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

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how do u feel that you weren’t the one that barebacked jake gingleballs with no lube and no prep in backshit no where on a mountain xxx

jiggleballs* and quite happy about it actually because im #asexual ❤️

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they're gay your honour

image made by me<3

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why r u gay

you skibidi rizzler ohio alpha