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TRICK OR TREAT

UH UH UM TRICK

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nepotism is when a slightly more popular mutual rbs one of your posts that you’d previously written off as a flop post

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Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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Not our asses getting audited by @oni-official

we're not talking about the Spartan IIs paychecks, I don't know what you're talking about

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people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

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Happy July!!

(Credits to linked universe)

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Fairy Chime, Fairy Chime

Words: 7,368

Series: Zelda BOTW/TOTK/LU

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings; No Archive Warnings Apply

Summary: He slams the jar down onto the glowing orb, gotcha.- “WAIT!” Legend freezes, that - He immediately lowers himself in order to look into the hollowed out tree, and what greets him makes his eyebrows raise. Hyrule’s fairy form was something he’s seen before- but Wild, Wild. He had caught Wild in his jar. Wild was a fairy. What the fuck.

Thoughts: This is a personal favorite of mine and is exactly what it sounds like. Hyrule and Wild both have fairy forms. It also has the added bonus of art that you should look at if you like the fic.

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credit to linked universe, again ❤️

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I just had the weirdest dream this morning. I was going into this big store and I found Legend in there. We started walking around looking for stuff, just chatting away. As we were leaving the store I became aware that I was dreaming and that none of this was real. I remember pulling Legend over to the side and I said something like "I know I'm just dreaming and none of this is real.", and he got serious. Like is mood just changed. He looked me dead in the eye and told me I wasn't supposed to know that. He put his hands on my shoulders and told me that were gonna pretend this conversation didn't happen, and then his mood went back to what it was before, and we never brought it up again. Maybe he was remembering Marin when I said that, but I have never been so scared for my life in a dream.

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I'm late to the party with the jokes about WWE Zelda with the steel chair but i do think the funniest decision they could have made for the combat is zelda coming in hot with the power of an ikea showroom