snarky-badger
snarky-badger
I need a Valium the size of a hockey puck
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Tired Fanfic Writer She/Her or They/Them Existential Dread Has Me My obsessions over specific fandoms and characters rotate in my brain like one of those rotisserie chickens.
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snarky-badger · 21 hours ago
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sometimes it's unavoidable: the post-mission locker-room nap (I really wanted to draw them in underarmor)
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snarky-badger · 2 days ago
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STILL WAKES THE DEEP - [2/?]
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snarky-badger · 9 days ago
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A little time for the luxuries
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Part of a collaboration with the wonderful @mstarcreates where Cayde and Crow sit back and have a drink amongst the chaos. Go to their page to see the other half or click the link.
Here's the link to the other half of everyone's favourite blue hunters taking a little break to enjoy some of the finer things
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snarky-badger · 11 days ago
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LILO AND STITCH (2002) Dir. Chris Sanders & Dean DeBlois
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snarky-badger · 11 days ago
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Anthem Game Update
"We have an important update to share regarding Anthem."
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"Hi everyone, We have an important update to share regarding Anthem. After careful consideration, we will be sunsetting Anthem on January 12, 2026. This means that the game will still be playable online for the next 180+ days. As of today, you can no longer purchase in-game premium currency, but you can still use your remaining balance until the servers go offline. We deeply appreciate your dedication, passion and support over the years and we’d like to thank you for that. For additional information on Anthem, please refer to the FAQ below. The BioWare Team"
"Q: How long will I have to play Anthem?  A: Game servers will be available until January 12, 2026 at which time the game will no longer be playable. Q: Why can’t I play Anthem in offline mode?  A: Anthem was designed to be an online-only title so once the servers go offline, the game will no longer be playable.   Q: Can I still install Anthem if I had previously purchased the game?  A: Yes, if you previously purchased Anthem, the game can still be downloaded from a digital library and played until January 12, 2026. Q: Why can I no longer purchase Anthem or in-game currency?  A: Over the course of the next 180+ days Anthem will still be playable online and you can use the last of your in-game premium currency as we prepare to sunset the game’s live servers on January 13, 2026. Q: Will I still be able to use my in-game currency?  A: Yes, you can still use any in-game premium currency that you currently have until the game is sunset on January 12, 2026. Q: How long will the game stay on EA Play? A: Anthem will be removed from the EA Play playlist on August 15, 2025. Q: Has anyone else at BioWare been affected by these changes? A: No, the sunsetting of Anthem has not led to any layoffs."
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snarky-badger · 11 days ago
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hey. remember when i made a post about how annoyed i was that a guy called pirate software was against software piracy?
lmao
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snarky-badger · 11 days ago
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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel
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snarky-badger · 11 days ago
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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snarky-badger · 11 days ago
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snarky-badger · 11 days ago
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The most memorable part of the movie Network was when Howard Beale started shouting on national television, “I’m mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!” And the country joined in with him. You need to join in now.
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snarky-badger · 11 days ago
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I laughed so fucking hard at this
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snarky-badger · 11 days ago
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You should get an AO3 account
With the rise of AI and the well known epidemic of AI companies scraping Ao3 for training data most authors on Ao3 have locked down their fics to logged in users only. This is unfortunate for authors and readers. As an author I've noticed a steep drop in readership on fics restricted to logged in users and when recommending fics to my friends I've noticed that the folks without an account can't find the fics. The logged in users only toggle, not only keeps people without an account from reading a fic, but also from seeing its listing at all. More than 50% of fics I come across have this setting turned on. So, you should get an AO3 account. I know this seems daunting and unfair because it's an invite only system but, you can invite yourself through the homepage if you don't already have one, and in the past few years I've never heard of someone who requested an invitation through this method, not getting one. And for those of you who are hesitant because you don't write, that's okay. It's not weird at all to click on a commenter username and find that they have 0 works and 10,000 bookmarks. It might take a week for the invitation to actually show up, but I can almost guarantee you will get one, just keep an eye on your email. It's free to join and donations are optional. You'll have more to read if you have an account and maybe give your favorite author the chance to protect their work from AI without a loss of readership and feedback.
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snarky-badger · 12 days ago
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@x-villain-vibes-x @khapikat222
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hey, did you know in Secret Empire issue 4, an Ultron-fused-with-Hank-Pym, aka "Pymtron", kidnapped the Avengers to host a dinner party in an attempt to play peacemaker? Yeah.
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snarky-badger · 16 days ago
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Garrus & Shepard Just a moment of peace in the chaos of war.
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snarky-badger · 16 days ago
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sketch comm for @plethomacademia!! tysm <3
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snarky-badger · 16 days ago
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one time i visited a cemetery and this one dude's grave had THE sexiest male angel statue i've ever fucking seen. like. he was nude except for a sword and helmet. he had nipples. you could see his entire bare thigh. what a baller move to put an ancient athenian's wet dream on top of your eternal resting place. i think about him a lot.
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snarky-badger · 16 days ago
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screamer for your soul
new brushes + render techniques testing
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