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Time-travel AU in which Merlin and Arthur are planning something and Arthur says something stupid.

Merlin, scoffing: Have you ever even seen a movie before?

Arthur: What on earth is a mo-vie?

Merlin: It’s like a— it’s like a play.

Arthur, thinking ‘he’s serious??’: Oh. And is that what you call them back in Ealdor?

Merlin: Yes. And we watch them on the telly.

Arthur, raising a brow: And that’s… what you call the- stages?

Merlin, amused: Yes.

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I will never understand how BBC Merlin's writers says that Merlin and Arthur loved each other platonically and then procceeded to make them look at each other like they're the only person they see.

Also the fact that everytime Arthur and Gwen are being incredibly cute and hugging or kissing each other, they always pan the camera to Merlin looking at them with sad and defeated eyes and then walking away.

LIKE IF ARTHUR'S NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM THEN I AM SURE THAT MERLIN IS 😭

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merlin, crying: What if he dies again? I can't bear to lose him...I've only just have him back for a month. Please don't take him away from me!

arthur, newly revived from the dead: Hey Merlin, are we out of toilet papers?

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Mordred making sure Arthur isn't cake:

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I just want to remind all of you that neither of the Pendragon sibling get to change Camelot and brought peace to Albion. Both of them have fought too hard to the point that they were willing to kill each other just to change what Uther had ruined.

Both of them had their own plans and ways to bring peace and neither had succeed. Both of them only wished to be accepted and to fix what Uther clearly wrecked... but it led both of them to death

IN A MATTER OF DAYS!! THEY DIED JUST DAYS FROM EACH OTHER

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i hope both sides of bradley's pillow are cold because mouthing "i love you" to colin right before arthur thanks merlin during their final scene was absolute king behavior

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ᴀʀᴛʜᴜʀ: You know what, I think we should do-

ᴍᴇʀʟɪɴ: Murder.

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I feel like when Arthur rise from the dead, he will be horrified of Merlin. He waited for Arthur for 1500 years, what did he expect? Definitely not Merlin grinding the floor to Ride by SoMo. He's just out there singing I'm gon' ride, I'm, I'm gon' ride on you baby, all night, all night while Arthur stares at him in disbelief.

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Y'all saved us a struggle

Whoever put Lyrics to “Fighting in the Market” from the Merlin soundtrack deserves a medal.

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i dont want arthur returns stories where merlin has been waiting in agony for 1500 years. i want arthur returns stories where merlin is pure chaotic energy, completely feral and unhinged. he takes arthur to a karaoke bar and forces him to sing stacy's mom with him because arthur can just repeat the lyrics after merlin and it works. stacy can i come over after school (after school) we can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)

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I'm convinced that the only way for Arthur to rise from the dead is if Merlin starts collecting as many donkeys he can get and throwing them all in the lake. Then when they all rise from the water, Arthur is on their back with his donkey ears.

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A fic where Arthur is basically Mickey Milkovich from Shameless.

Merlin and Arthur's wedding is coming up and Arthur is spiraling, he went full on bridezilla. He snaps at every servant he sees that are not as busy as the others. He yells at the craftsman because his and Merlin's chair must be carved out of gold not just wood! Leon and a very concerned Lancelot had to pull Arthur away from the man after he finally lost his shit and started smashing the chair while screaming at the craftsman.

And Merlin is just watching him go batshit at every little flaws he sees, not knowing what to do because he has never seen Arthur this stressed out before. One day, Arthur and Merlin went to the marketplace to look for a list of (according to Arthur) the most beautiful flowers that must be put on their wedding. They found a stall that sells expensive and fresh flowers that was on Arthur's list. The owner keeps smiling at the king and asking him if he found what he was looking for. "Your bride would certainly like that, Your Majesty," the owner said when Arthur was holding a rose.

"Oh, I don't have a bride," Arthur answers, Merlin from behind him grimaces because from the way the owner's smile dropped, he knew what was going to happen.

"But you're getting married, My Lord?" the woman asked with a confused look.

"Yes, to him," Arthur points to Merlin standing a few steps behind them.

"But he's not a woman," the woman frowns looking at Merlin.

"What's the problem with that? I don't forbidd people to marry the same sex in my kingdom," Arthur's face is also starting to form a frown.

"But Your Majesty, you marrying a man will not make a good look on the kingdom, I think you should reconsider and save your hand for a princess...instead of a servant," She gave Merlin a pointed look before smiling to Arthur, whom did not appreciate her opinion.

"I did not ask your opinion on my personal life. I am the king of Camelot and I shall marry whoever I please," Arthur's frown grew even more deeper and he's slightly raising his voice.

"Your Majesty, he's a lowly servant!" The woman all but screamed.

"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! I WILL BANISH YOU FOR THAT! HE'S THE FUTURE KING CONSORT!" Arthur made a move to jump the woman so Merlin immediately used his body to shield the woman.

In the end, Arthur got his flowers (with the help of Hunith) and they got married after Arthur almost threatened to banish every single person he came contact with.

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Imagine Merlin desperately trying to draw or carve Arthur's face after he realized that he's slowly forgetting pieces of Arthur's features.

Imagine him crying himself to sleep everytime he's thinking about Arthur but realizes he can't even recognize the man he's thinking about. He knows him for almost half his life but he can't remember the shape of his eyes, only that they are blue. He can't remember his lips, only that he had a crooked tooth, and Merlin is not even sure if it's the top or bottom.

Imagine him trying to use his magic to create a vision of Arthur, but when he sees it he knows it's not him. He only sees a man that looks like Arthur but has a cast on his face.

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I want to read a fic where Morgana didn't turn evil but instead Arthur made her the second to the throne and she's just there making Arthur's life miserable. I want to read one where she'll read Arthur's mind every chance she can get and give uneccessary comments that will literally give Arthur a heart attack like;

Arthur, talking to himself in the mirror: I like Merlin. Merlin is a nice guy, Merlin is my friend...should I kiss him?

Morgana, reading his mind from across the castle: Do it, pussy

Arthur, who randomly heard Morgana's voice inside his head: What the fuck?

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Y'all ever think that maybe after Arthur died his life went to Merlin? Like basically the years he was supposed to live. Because they are the two sides of the same coin. When one loses something the other gains it, just like how Arthur didn't have a mother so Merlin did. And Merlin didn't have a father so Arthur did.

I can't stop thinking about how probably the reason why Merlin is immortal is because he has two lives in him, his and Arthur's. And both was too much that it made him undying.

And the only way for Arthur to come back is to get back the life he lost. And Merlin has it interlocked with his life. And the only way for Arthur to be alive again is when Merlin has given up the lives, kill himself, so to say. But again, Merlin is immortal so he won't die and therefore Arthur can never get his life back, Merlin will have to wait for eternity for him.

So Arthur's death was basically the fate telling them that they can't share anything anymore, they must be their own piece of coin, without sharing it with each other. But this just proves that they still somehow parallel each other, with Merlin staying alive and Arthur staying dead.