He/she⚠️Time has not yet seeped into ⚠️⚠️my bones⚠️Be gay do crimeShit posts tooooooooooo
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Not a furry but I think all humans should have tails because it would be soooo fucking sexy and hot and so sexy
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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.
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Do you think Jesus came on the cross just a little bit
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Jesus kinda died
Dose that count
mods, excommunicate him for heresy against my holy name
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i'm excited to live the rest of my life like it belongs to me
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More on safety in this heat: Heat exhaustion and heatstroke.
Heat stroke and heat exhaustion are another serious risks in this weather. Heat exhaustion is the precursor to heat stroke and if the person is cooled down within 30 minutes it isn't usually serious. Heat exhaustion is a medical emergency and requires immediate medical intervention.
Heat exhaustion is the result of the body being unable to cool itself, either due to dehydration or humidity. Symptoms include:
Headache
Dizziness
Feeling sick
Clammy/sweaty skin
Fast breathing and pulse
Cramping in arms/legs
High temperature
Extreme thrist
If you or someone else is experiencing these symptoms:
move to a cool place
Lie down if possible
Drink plenty of water/isotonic sports drinks
Cool skin with sponges/damp cloths and fanning and/or ice packs on the ne k and armpits
If you're helping someone else, stay with them until they recover which should take less than 30 minutes.
If they're still unwell after 30 minutes, they stop sweating even though they're still hot, have a temperature above 40c or they become confused (104f) call 111 (if you're in the UK) and do as they say. This is the beginning stages of heat stroke and you need to act quickly.
Call 999 if:
They stop responding to you
Are breathing very fast or short breath
Start having fits/seizures
Lose consciousness
Heat exhaustion can cause seizures, kidney failure and it can lead to organ damage, brain injury and death. It has to be treated by medical professionals and cannot be managed at home. Children and elderly people are especially vulnerable, don't wait if you suspect heat stroke.
The best way to avoid heat sicknesses is by staying hydrated, wearing appropriate clothing, not doing extreme exercise, staying out of the sun between 11am and 3pm (remember 3pm is the hottest part of the day), try to take cool baths/showers and avoid any dehydrating substances (alcohol, caffeine etc.) I know that it sounds like basic stuff but because it's so basic people forget, they go out they don't drink enough water, they have a coffee or an alcoholic drink and they get in to trouble. Be careful and don't assume it won't happen to you just because you're young and fit, it's most common in over 40s but it can happen to anyone
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Note to self:
Starting eighth skein
20.5 inches top to bottom (¼ way through round) - mid-thigh
Diameter 21.4 inches
5 stitches to an inch
10 rounds between increases - approx. 1¼-1½"
Further note: knit above increases of rounds 1 & 12 normally, knit above increases of rounds 2 & 13 through back loop
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I’m going to bite you 🫵
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How do you know it’s not
Your just tripping balls
I’m going to bite you 🫵
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Extra kinky-
I’m going to bite you 🫵
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Seen a guy face plant into the ground while ridding one of those electric scooters and just lay on the ground, I know he didn’t just pass out because he got up, looked around, slowly sit back down, then flopping over back onto the grass in a fetal position. He scooted away about 4 mins later, but I think I’m infatuated and I really wanted to walk over and talk to him but I got nervous. BRO HE FELL AND JUST DECIDED TO BOT GET UP. IM IN LOVE 8~[
#gay#lol#lgbt#just a little guy#nonbinary#hehe haha#queer#lgbtq#pathetic#idk what i’m doing with my life#strangers#bro stole my heart with a scooter#in those jeans#those dumb electric scooters#falling in love with a little bit#falling in
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Bird 1: oh no
Bird 2: don't worry, he only has one stone
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