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Really thinking about someone valiantly stifling a lengthy fit of tickly sneezes, but the congestion they've built up combined with a serious lack of oxygen means the final sneeze they're forced to gasp into is an absolute failure of a stifle. They keep their mouth shut and end up ejecting twin streams of mess from their nostrils with an obtrusive and entirely nasal release that ends up hanging down over their lower face. They have to continue keeping their mouth shut and scramble desperately for a tissue to clean themselves up, hiding behind the cover of one hastily raised hand. They sniffle reflexively, but all this manages to do is stoke the tickle again and they're cringing into another closed-mouth release - the sheer, squelching messiness of it embarrassingly audible. Keeping their lips firmly shut and forcing the sneezes solely out of their nose only tickles it even more, shifting the building congestion and keeping them trapped in a never-ending cycle of tickle, sneeze, sniffle, tickle, sneeze - and they still can't find a tissue...

Bonus points if they're embarassed, even more bonus points if they like that they're feeling embarassed, and even more bonus points if a fetishist is watching them fall to pieces and is trying their utmost not to moan out loud at the display

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Consider, perhaps

"Oh, gosh, what is making me sneeze like this??"

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I was at the store today and this woman was having a sneezing fit. I don’t know if it was all the pollen floating around or what, but she let out six strong sneezes. I was blessed enough to watch a false start too.

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Someone is laying on their partner, finally comfortable for the first time in days after coming down with the cold to end all colds.

But, suddenly, their nose disturbs the peace — nostrils flaring, sinuses tingling, and breath fluttering.

“Ih-! HIH-!”

In a moment of desperation, they crane their neck to the side, covering their nose and mouth with their arm.

“iiiih’PTKKKSH!”

They groan in pain. Now their neck is sore, their head is pounding, and they feel dizzy. Their partner clucks their tongue and pets the poor sickie’s head.

“Aw, baby…just let it out, okay? I’m probably gonna get sick anyway.”

Before the sickie could refuse, they feel another sneeze coming on.

“I’b…HIH-!”

Their partner pushes the sickie’s head into their chest, letting them sneeze into their shirt. The sickie sniffles, settling down again.

“See?” their partner says. “Doesn’t that feel better?”

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Took the bus to go to work

Faced a sneezy mother fucker

He sneezed 14 times in the space of ~15 minutes

And he had the nerves to have the most powerfully loud sneezes, it bleeded through my headphone

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Might fuck around and make a gigantic complication of all my snzs, including those from my YouTube days. It’ll probably take ages but could be fun, does anyone want to see this? Lmk 🫡

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When they know you’re sick so instead of asking “how are you doing?” They ask “how are you feeling?” >>>>>

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Germaphobia is so hard like wdym the thing I like to choke the chicken to makes me want to die ???

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I can feel myself getting sick (my throat is sore and I feel achy) and I’m deciding if it’s a good or bad thing that this is happening during finals week.

Pros

-There aren’t any events I need to be on campus for so I can go to class and then head home right afterwards.

-I only need to be in class for as long as I’m taking my exam, so I likely won’t have to stay for the whole time.

-Once the week is over I can rest without worrying about school.

Cons

•I know getting out of bed will exhaust me, but I have no choice.

•It’s my last week to see people before they’re gone for the summer.

•I hate the idea of taking an exam while I feel like crap.

My car also broke down last week so this semester really wants me to go out with a bang. Feel free to send comforting or horny comments while I struggle through this week ✌️

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The sheer hotness of an incomplete "I can't— 😩" before trailing off into a fit Like you can't whaat? ~ 🥰 can't stop sneezing?.. can't hold them back?.. can't handle how intense the tickle is?.. can't stop how embarrassingly messy you're getting?.. can't keep them from getting harsher and harsher?.. can't even stop to catch your breath?~ Like use your words~ not your sneezes~ 💕  but really their fit speaks a more than thousand words 🤭

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Thinking about a stranger sneezing on the back of someone’s neck.

Maybe they’re in a tightly packed line or train. They have their hands full or can’t cover their nose in time. Before they have time to warn the person the sneezes start coming and they don’t stop.

There’s so many wonderful scenarios.

Packed tightly on a train with nowhere to move.

In line at a book shop and their hands are filled with books so they can’t cover.

Waiting for a rollercoaster ride to start/end and the person behind you goes into a fit.

At a concert and someone behind you came to the show with a sneezy nose.

<3

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buildups that are so vocal + desperate that they almost sound like whimpering

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this community is so cool we all get to be HornyOnMain like we have a mutual understanding that we’re all just stroking our shit together and i think that’s wonderful

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Little snz experience I had today:

I was in the car with my friend, and they asked if they could say something out of pocket. I said they could.

They then proceeded to drop that they tried filming a sneeze video for me yesterday but struggled to induce..

The way my stomach flipped. I told them not to tell me stuff like that while I’m driving 💀

They’re the only irl person who knows about my kink, but they’ve also never played into it so this came out of the blue. I’m not complaining though…

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Your semiannual reminder that I don't allow minors to follow me and I ask that no minors interact with my posts. I don't have time to check every note on every post, but I do periodically go through my followers and block minors or anyone who does not have an age indicator of some kind listed in their bio. I'm overdue for a follower clean-out, so consider this a warning.

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I've been thinking about getting my nose pierced for years but never seriously looked into it. Now I feel like I actually want to do it, but I don't know if I want to get a nostril piercing or a septum piercing. Not so much as like which one I want overall, but which one I want first.

(And I swear it's not only because there's a possibility of it making me sneeze more 😂 Definitely a reason, just not the only reason.)

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black and white snz art where the only color is the red on the nose is EVERYTHING